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If we had a Soccergaming Big Brother?
- Thread starter bex7
- Start date
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dragan84
Guest
Phil and Dave! 
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dragan84
Guest
Originally posted by Bex7:
<STRONG>Actually Dragan, I'd vote for you and Dave.
well in that case i also vote for you....
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Drinky
Guest
(Thumping Oafenfold intro music)
Legend on screen: Big Soccer (Gaming)
(Marcus Bentley-style Geordie voice-over - for people who haven't seen Big Brother UK, imagine Alan Shearer with intelligence and without his head up his own arse)
Day 1
9.00am
In a slight change to the rules, more than seven thousand four hundred people enter the Big Brother house. For the next seven weeks, these people will have to learn to co-exist within the Big Brother compound.
Failing that, they'll beat the **** out of each other.
First sparks to fly were the arguments between Phil and Dave over the first use of the shower. Following complaints about their rank hygiene, Big Brother (a.k.a Matt, Joe, Drinky and SCTW, working in six hour shifts) insists they shower immediately, and, after a fistfight about order, they decide to share the same shower. Iceboy could only raise his eyebrows in shock.
10.05am
This week's shopping budget allocation has been thrown into chaos by Dragan, after he insisted on it being spent on Yugoslav import whisky.
12.47pm
Dragan cooks the group's first meal. A starter of Scotch Flambé is followed up with Serbian Soup. Schmeichel01 is first to complain that his soup is 'just f**king whisky with grass in'. Dragan shrugs his shoulders.
14.12pm
JJ comes to the diary room to protest at the lack of Welshmen in the Big Brother house. His issues include 'the Welsh national anthem not being the theme tune' and 'no Welsh language support in the Diary room'. His words are met with the muffled sound of Big (Joe) Brother panting heavily and banging on the two-way mirror in the girls bedroom.
17.21pm
Bex7 is humiliated after he drops his towel after leaving the whirlpool, exposing his breasts. Bex7 quickly becomes a national tabloid celebrity.
18.33pm
Tom H, who up until now has remained shockingly quiet, makes the shocking announcement during a chat on 'life-changing experiences' that he was once a £500-a-night cocaine addict, a black table-dancer called Amma, and has had lesbian experiences in the past. The Sun immediately reveals this to be a lie and labels him 'Terrible Tom'.
22.39pm
Following an eight course meal, prepared by Dragan, consisting of 6 Soup courses and a 'You're My Beshhhht Fweind' Course, Ferry, the token Dutchman, ends up in bed with the Aussie Mikasalo. Ferry immediately becomes 2-1 favourite to win the series and launch his own range of clothing, and a single, after he leaves the house.
23.39pm
The house is silent with all members in a drunken stupor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring...?
(Credits roll and thumping music plays out)
Legend on screen: Big Soccer (Gaming)
(Marcus Bentley-style Geordie voice-over - for people who haven't seen Big Brother UK, imagine Alan Shearer with intelligence and without his head up his own arse)
Day 1
9.00am
In a slight change to the rules, more than seven thousand four hundred people enter the Big Brother house. For the next seven weeks, these people will have to learn to co-exist within the Big Brother compound.
Failing that, they'll beat the **** out of each other.
First sparks to fly were the arguments between Phil and Dave over the first use of the shower. Following complaints about their rank hygiene, Big Brother (a.k.a Matt, Joe, Drinky and SCTW, working in six hour shifts) insists they shower immediately, and, after a fistfight about order, they decide to share the same shower. Iceboy could only raise his eyebrows in shock.
10.05am
This week's shopping budget allocation has been thrown into chaos by Dragan, after he insisted on it being spent on Yugoslav import whisky.
12.47pm
Dragan cooks the group's first meal. A starter of Scotch Flambé is followed up with Serbian Soup. Schmeichel01 is first to complain that his soup is 'just f**king whisky with grass in'. Dragan shrugs his shoulders.
14.12pm
JJ comes to the diary room to protest at the lack of Welshmen in the Big Brother house. His issues include 'the Welsh national anthem not being the theme tune' and 'no Welsh language support in the Diary room'. His words are met with the muffled sound of Big (Joe) Brother panting heavily and banging on the two-way mirror in the girls bedroom.
17.21pm
Bex7 is humiliated after he drops his towel after leaving the whirlpool, exposing his breasts. Bex7 quickly becomes a national tabloid celebrity.
18.33pm
Tom H, who up until now has remained shockingly quiet, makes the shocking announcement during a chat on 'life-changing experiences' that he was once a £500-a-night cocaine addict, a black table-dancer called Amma, and has had lesbian experiences in the past. The Sun immediately reveals this to be a lie and labels him 'Terrible Tom'.
22.39pm
Following an eight course meal, prepared by Dragan, consisting of 6 Soup courses and a 'You're My Beshhhht Fweind' Course, Ferry, the token Dutchman, ends up in bed with the Aussie Mikasalo. Ferry immediately becomes 2-1 favourite to win the series and launch his own range of clothing, and a single, after he leaves the house.
23.39pm
The house is silent with all members in a drunken stupor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring...?
(Credits roll and thumping music plays out)
Can't stop the rush...
Hip Hop is Dead
Phil, Dave, Dragan, You are the weakest links, goodbye.
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Drinky
Guest
BTW don't try and write your own Day 2, I'll be back tomorrow with the official Day 2 update 
Feel free to comment though
Feel free to comment though
Can't stop the rush...
Hip Hop is Dead
oooops, wrong show. 
Can't stop the rush...
Hip Hop is Dead
hahahaha
[ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: Fat Bastard's Personal Trainer ]
exept for that me and him bit tats some of the funniest sh!t ive read in this place
"Dragan cooks the group's first meal. A starter of Scotch Flambé is followed up with Serbian Soup. Schmeichel01 is first to complain that his soup is 'just f**king whisky with grass in'. Dragan shrugs his shoulders" lol
"Dragan cooks the group's first meal. A starter of Scotch Flambé is followed up with Serbian Soup. Schmeichel01 is first to complain that his soup is 'just f**king whisky with grass in'. Dragan shrugs his shoulders" lol
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Drinky
Guest
Well, I did say I was Big Brother. I'm watching all of you right now.