If we had a Soccergaming Big Brother?

[Team 17]

better be careful phil, any more of that and you could be evicted and then theyll bring in some chesty brunette to replace ya.....
wait a minute, leave god damn you leave

 

[seandenny]

G, who will I vote for. Maybe ShearerM04? Yes I think I will go for that idiot.

P.S: Bring in the brunette.

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

Count me in for the vote on ShearerM04.

 

[PhiLLer]

Chesty Brunette...does that mean she has a hairy chest?

 

[Amika]

philler.. cause you just can't miss him...

 

[dragan84]

Originally posted by Fat Bastard's Personal Trainer:
<STRONG>Count me in for the vote on ShearerM04. </STRONG>

haha, i vote for him to LOL

 

[dragan84]

Originally posted by Drinky:
<STRONG>(Thumping Oafenfold intro music)
Legend on screen: Big Soccer (Gaming)

(Marcus Bentley-style Geordie voice-over - for people who haven't seen Big Brother UK, imagine Alan Shearer with intelligence and without his head up his own arse)

Day 1
9.00am

In a slight change to the rules, more than seven thousand four hundred people enter the Big Brother house. For the next seven weeks, these people will have to learn to co-exist within the Big Brother compound.

Failing that, they'll beat the **** out of each other.

First sparks to fly were the arguments between Phil and Dave over the first use of the shower. Following complaints about their rank hygiene, Big Brother (a.k.a Matt, Joe, Drinky and SCTW, working in six hour shifts) insists they shower immediately, and, after a fistfight about order, they decide to share the same shower. Iceboy could only raise his eyebrows in shock.

10.05am

This week's shopping budget allocation has been thrown into chaos by Dragan, after he insisted on it being spent on Yugoslav import whisky.

12.47pm

Dragan cooks the group's first meal. A starter of Scotch Flambé is followed up with Serbian Soup. Schmeichel01 is first to complain that his soup is 'just f**king whisky with grass in'. Dragan shrugs his shoulders.

14.12pm

JJ comes to the diary room to protest at the lack of Welshmen in the Big Brother house. His issues include 'the Welsh national anthem not being the theme tune' and 'no Welsh language support in the Diary room'. His words are met with the muffled sound of Big (Joe) Brother panting heavily and banging on the two-way mirror in the girls bedroom.

17.21pm

Bex7 is humiliated after he drops his towel after leaving the whirlpool, exposing his breasts. Bex7 quickly becomes a national tabloid celebrity.

18.33pm

Tom H, who up until now has remained shockingly quiet, makes the shocking announcement during a chat on 'life-changing experiences' that he was once a £500-a-night cocaine addict, a black table-dancer called Amma, and has had lesbian experiences in the past. The Sun immediately reveals this to be a lie and labels him 'Terrible Tom'.

22.39pm

Following an eight course meal, prepared by Dragan, consisting of 6 Soup courses and a 'You're My Beshhhht Fweind' Course, Ferry, the token Dutchman, ends up in bed with the Aussie Mikasalo. Ferry immediately becomes 2-1 favourite to win the series and launch his own range of clothing, and a single, after he leaves the house.

23.39pm

The house is silent with all members in a drunken stupor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring...?

(Credits roll and thumping music plays out)</STRONG>

drinky....you made one big mistake........i'm not yugoslav, but croat... .....and i wouldn't make that whisky and grass soup, but instead maybe pita, or sarma, or maybe even "cevapcici"

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

Hey Dragan, Who is this "Carlos" guy that built your house? lol

 

[PhiLLer]

Who, Carlos Dee, yeah he's a funnyman!

 

[Mad Dogg]

He is funny but why do you think I decided to change my name? Well I'm on about planning an escape from the house and run off to the Army Surplus store to find a grenade to shove up ShearerM4's "derrière", and then do a runner...

 

[seandenny]

Originally posted by Deadpan Comic:
<STRONG>He is funny but why do you think I decided to change my name? Well I'm on about planning an escape from the house and run off to the Army Surplus store to find a grenade to shove up ShearerM4's "derrière", and then do a runner... </STRONG>

Never a truer word spoken.

[ 06-17-2001: Message edited by: The Celtic Crippler ]

 

[PhiLLer]

LOL, no reply yet from the man himself....

 

[mikasalo32]

Yeah ill vote our Shearer M4 out aswell, cos after a while everyone will start looking like Alan Shearer to him and he'll try to hump everyones legs.

[ 06-17-2001: Message edited by: mikasalo32 ]

 

[dragan84]

Originally posted by PhiLLer:
<STRONG>LOL, no reply yet from the man himself.... </STRONG>

maybe he left the house before we could vote for him .........maybe JJ's scraing tactic worked.... LOL LMAO

 

[Team 17]

now you come to mention it there was a horrible mess in the diary room

 

[bex7]

So, what did the world thhink of Bex's Pecks?????

I actually think that they're rather nice, nice and slender.

 

[PhiLLer]

Originally posted by Dave  :
<STRONG>now you come to mention it there was a horrible mess in the diary room </STRONG>

Oh No! Little JJ has been doing his business again

 

[Team 17]

i have a feeling JJ could be the "violent" one in our Big Brother group....

 

[bex7]

could JJ be the next victim of eviction???

Actually, now I come to think of it, I saw JJ coming out of the chicken coupe earlier doing up his flies!!!!

 

[Team 17]

so he pisses on chickens, whats wrong with that? we all have to have something to look forward to at the end of the day