I'm majorly attracted to a fat girl

[Sir Calumn]

Salutations friends, brothers and Good_User. I hope today finds you well. I have a problem which I shall now proceed to share with you, afterwards inviting comment or advise. I am majorly attracted to a girl at work, but she is really quite fat, not obese but definately more than overweight. I'm not a chubby chaser or anything, I've never been attracted to a fat girl before but this one just seems really hot to me, I dont know why. And I'm not just talking personality or any of that horse ****, you people all have to appreciate that I'm a very shallow man and judge a girls bonability purely on looks, but I actually find her properly physically attractive. I expect 99% of you would say she was really ugly if I posted a photo, which I would do if I had one, so does this mean that I've gone mad and totally lost my sense of judgement and perception, or is this just a one off act of craziness? This could be the first step in a downward spiral towards liking children and possibly even corpses, so I think it needs to be nipped in the bud if necessary.

And no "enormous crush" jokes please....

 

[::shinji::]

take her out once or twice, then use her to experiment every nasty perversion you've ever dreamed of but never thought you'd actually get to try..

just brainstorming here

 

[Bobby]

use her to experiment every nasty perversion you've ever dreamed of but never thought you'd actually get to try..

This is Sir_Didier_Drogba, this isn't a good idea! The poor girl will be ruined.

 

[::shinji::]

yeah, she'll probably never be the same again, that's for sure..

 

[TOON ARMY]

Cosmetic surgery is very good nowadays you know

 

[Sir Calumn]

You guys know me far too well

 

[King]

From what i heard, isn't Sir_Didier_Drogba as skinny as a billiard's stick? Wouldn't it will be like a cloud covering a stick if Sir_Didier_Drogba tries to have sex with her?

 

[Sir Calumn]

From what i heard, isn't Sir_Didier_Drogba as skinny as a billiard's stick? Wouldn't it will be like a cloud covering a stick if Sir_Didier_Drogba tries to have sex with her?

You've been badly misinformed.

 

[champdave]

From what i heard, isn't Sir_Didier_Drogba as skinny as a billiard's stick? Wouldn't it will be like a cloud covering a stick if Sir_Didier_Drogba tries to have sex with her?

Like Weeman and that fat girl in Carlos*ass 2

 

[King]

Like Weeman and that fat girl in Carlos*ass 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TGWM0fLGFCU

Like the chick at the end of the video.

Sir_Didier_Drogba, u should be proud in this fatty world and not hide it or post ur pic.

 

[The Don't]

I fancied a fat girl once but she exploded! Her teeth landed in your long lost cousin's soup, in Mexico.

 

[Tom]

Sir_Didier_Drogba? Thin?

That's about as true as me saying I want to burn Emma Watson at the stake.

 

[Theodorakis]

never thought I will hear some man saying "I'm in love with a fat girl"

also, it is ironic that these lines are written by a 125 kg man..

 

[Filipower]

That's about as true as me saying I want to burn Emma Watson at the stake.

NOT







(i watched it last night, sorry.)

 

[Run DMB]

I am majorly attracted to a girl at work, but she is really quite fat, not obese but definately more than overweight.

Can we get a height/weight estimate here? I'm asking cause I live in the US and we have different standards for "fat" than the rest of the world.

 

[ShearerM4]

Indeed... I think even photographic evidence will be needed so that fully adequate and applicable suggestions can be made.

 

[Virgo]

if she's like you describe her Sir_Didier_Drogba, odds are that she will f*ck you without hesitation. Someone willing to have sex with them is an historic event in the life of fat ugly chicks.


just be sure you dont get romantically involved, think you might eventually marry her and regret it for the rest of your life.

 

[Dreath]

if she's like you describe her Sir_Didier_Drogba, odds are that she will f*ck you without hesitation. Someone willing to have sex with them is an historic event in the life of fat ugly chicks.


just be sure you dont get romantically involved, think you might eventually marry her and regret it for the rest of your life.

 

[King]

Sir_Didier_Drogba? Thin?

That's about as true as me saying I want to burn Emma Watson at the stake.

Those are some strong words there! Sir_Didier_Drogba you are not thin, i believe ya.

 

[Sir Calumn]

if she's like you describe her Sir_Didier_Drogba, odds are that she will f*ck you without hesitation. Someone willing to have sex with them is an historic event in the life of fat ugly chicks.


just be sure you dont get romantically involved, think you might eventually marry her and regret it for the rest of your life.

That's the thing, I'm absolutely convinced that I could **** her if I wanted to, but I'm not sure that I do, what if I find out I was deluded and my mind clears over time - I could have to live with the shame forever.

I will try and take a subtle photograph with my phone but it will be difficult. In terms of a height/weight estimate I have absolutely no idea because I can't judge, but I think we're talking about the middle of "Fat" on the BMI scale.