I'm majorly attracted to a fat girl

[Sir Calumn]

One other piece of advice, don't ask for a blowjob. Fatties have an innate constant suction action going on, and put anything close to that vortex and it ain't coming back. There's also many fat-girl-bites-off-penis jokes I could make, but this is a serious problem.

Fat doesn't equal fun.

Oh man, that's nasty. I was thinking of telling her there was chocolate inside, but I didnt consider the possibility of her chewing through the wrapper to get it. Nasty

 

[::shinji::]

just tell her to imagine it's a like a cream filled cannoli

 

[Mandieta6]

You've got an amazing suction ability if you can finish that without biting.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Who's gonna do the inevitable cherry popping joke?

 

[Filipower]

^^haha i thought about something like that as soon as i saw the picture

 

[OrgulloVikingo]

Anyone ever eaten out an obese girl? 250+ lbs? In the summer time? When you have to lift three or four folds to find her kunt? Just wondering!

This has to be my most disgusting post ever! I'm ashamed...

 

[CarlosDanger]

Wow...

You let her get away Sir_Didier_Drogba.

You need to experience all the variety of life, and all the body types.

I say go back, ask her out, get the action, then chock it up to experience.

I've tried every body type there is, and chunky (as opposed to outright obese) can actually be fun. Just ask Dragan.

 

[Filipower]

haha

 

[CarlosDanger]

I've ****ed girls about their size before and I found them to be very enjoyable and wholly satisfying. As long as they're moderately decent looking and clean, I just don't see why you'd deny yourself some available pussy, man.


You haven't lived until you've ****ed a fatty, bro.

And then there's this gem by our good friend Yoss over in the "I'm Bored" thread, who is notably absent from this thread.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[d3adly]

This has to be my most disgusting post ever! I'm ashamed...

yep.

 

[Mandieta6]

 

[Lean]

small tits in general are unacceptable

Depends really. Big-arse tits dont bounce.

But i agree, a fat girl with small tits, that's unacceptable.

 

[loz99]

No, he was trying to give advice and made a mockery of himself, that's what happened.

LOL true, starting such an obscene thread is a deathwish, simple as that.

 

[henry#14]

I can honestly say I've never tapped a fat girl. just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, if I can keep in shape, why can't she? Unless she's a 9/10 in the looks department I can't really see that changing. Not while I'm sober anyway

 

[Sir Calumn]

LOL true, starting such an obscene thread is a deathwish, simple as that.

He wasnt talking about me...