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I'm majorly attracted to a fat girl

RobbieD_PL

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lol. It is just me or are fat chicks discovering a new purpose in life by becoming Goths?

:eek:
 

RobbieD_PL

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Run DMB said:
They're just into that because wearing black makes you look thinner.

I suppose, But then again how thin can you get just by wearing black :S?
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Run DMB said:
They're just into that because wearing black makes you look thinner.

If they would just wear black clothes with vertical stripes, they could pass as normal! Actually no, they would still be fat disgusting slobs.
 

Mandieta6

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Thing about fat chicks is you don't even have to stick it inside her pussy to bang her, any fold will do.....

I'm saying they're very fat, not that I'm very small.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Mandieta6;2251484 said:
Thing about fat chicks is you don't even have to stick it inside her pussy to bang her, any fold will do.....

I'm saying they're very fat, not that I'm very small.
Wow, you're admitting to both banging obese chicks and having a tiny penis. Way to go!
 

Mandieta6

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I thought the joke was extremely obvious, and writing something like: 'stick it inside their folds even if you're very well endowed, like I am.' Would attract more insults and mockery, wouldn't it?

I guess I have to do it the Tarzan way, though: I big like long vine of tree, Jane like monkey wanting fruit inside vine, although vine have no fruit, you get point.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Oh man, a couple of days ago I tried to take a picture of her for you guys and she caught me, thinking quickly I told her I was going to take photos of everyone who worked there "to rememeber them all by", and as a result I had to go round photographing everyone. It was on my ****ty phone though and the one of her didnt come out. And now I've left that job and wont get another chance.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
No offence Sir_Didier_Drogba, that sounds like a really bad lie you tell to someone when you can't be arsed to do something.
 


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