I'm majorly attracted to a fat girl

[::shinji::]

Surely there will be other full-figured gals out there... I've watched those shows about all the high-fat diets in the UK with all the crisps and bangers and whatnot..

 

[Tom]

Surely? No, there are.

But i know what Sir_Didier_Drogba means, every so often you come across one that has a twinke in the eye, makes you wonder what they'd look like if they shed 7 stone.

 

[Krypton X]

Come on be honest Sir_Didier_Drogba, this totally turns you on doesn't it

 

[Tom]

Some of them were alright...

 

[::shinji::]

haha, I'd probably party with those big bitches....I just couldn't let any of my friends see me or know about it, otherwise I'd be the punchline of every joke for years

 

[Sir Calumn]

Surely? No, there are.

But i know what Sir_Didier_Drogba means, every so often you come across one that has a twinke in the eye, makes you wonder what they'd look like if they shed 7 stone.

Precisely! This girl isnt ugly, she has a very pretty face, great skin, great everything, except for a rather enormous gut.

 

[Tom]

and it probably really stinks when she lets one go.

Gillian Mcleath would rip her to shreds i bet.

 

[::shinji::]

personally speaking, I can respect a big ass... but a fat chick with small tits is just unacceptable

 

[Ubik Valis]

but a fat chick with small tits is just unacceptable

Seems very unlikely as well, I mean....it'd be like a Nigerian with sun eczema.

 

[::shinji::]

Seems very unlikely as well, I mean....it'd be like a Nigerian with sun eczema.

oh I've seen plenty of chicks like that, big everywhere execpt for the little tea-cup titties.. maybe it's a Canadian phenomenon..

 

[King]

personally speaking, I can respect a big ass... but a fat chick with small tits is just unacceptable

You mean like pregnant chicks, except that they have fat instead of a fetus?

 

[Mandieta6]

Why can't you just go up to her and take a pic, when she asks what you're doing, say you wanna plow her, it's not like you're gonna see her again, what harm can it do?

 

[::shinji::]

that's actually not bad advice... and from what I hear, whenever a fat chick hears that a guy wants to nail her, to her it's like she just won a prize!

 

[Tom]

also, if she's a porker, however bad you look, she's unlikely to be that offended.

Attention: a girls best friend.

 

[Mandieta6]

One other piece of advice, don't ask for a blowjob. Fatties have an innate constant suction action going on, and put anything close to that vortex and it ain't coming back. There's also many fat-girl-bites-off-penis jokes I could make, but this is a serious problem.

Fat doesn't equal fun.

 

[Ebonix]

personally speaking, I can respect a big ass... but a fat chick with small tits is just unacceptable

small tits in general are unacceptable

 

[Seán D]

small tits in general are unacceptable

depends how small. some can be nice

 

[Mandieta6]

OK, I did a google search for fat chicks to see if I can find this breed of small tittied tanks, but found these, one after the other:

Some people's standards are set a tad too high.

 

[d3adly]

and it probably really stinks when she lets one go.

Gillian Mcleath would rip her to shreds i bet.

hahaha!

 

[1966+2006]

lol, best thread ever