LeeStewart - The saga continues ... (WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGERY) (MEGA FUNNY ALERT)

[champdave]

Yes, just what I thought, you're scared, because I'm expecting dweeby nerds in glasses, you're all too ugly to get a life and a girl, so you sit on your computers all day, I knew it.

I said embarassing, I didn't say half naked pics you moron.

I think the thought of going to a club and being faced with four underwear-clad wet males on stage is enough to put me off clubs forever.

Please don't ever come to Sheffield.

 

[King]

Lee, I really don't think that a chick will cheer for an ugly fat fart, who is dancing in his underwear, unless she is one of your kind.

 

[Kibe Kru]

Yes, just what I thought, you're scared, because I'm expecting dweeby nerds in glasses, you're all too ugly to get a life and a girl, so you sit on your computers all day, I knew it.

Last time I checked, it was you editing pics to make you look like you'll ever be that close to a girl...

 

[Bobby]

Last time I checked, it was you editing pics to make you look like you'll ever be that close to a girl...

Gol

 

[BayernBoz]

....shoved down our necks or squirting in our faces.

you said it.

 

[Krypton X]

Just because I am clubbing and having a good time, you all assume I'm weird? I stripped into my underwear to get girls cheering me on stage, it's not the first time anyone on Earth anyone has actually done that.

I think its obvious what type of birds your trying to impress m8

 

[leungtl]

Lee, it's pretty obvious that if you're not gay but willing to dance with half-naked men (one with his rig out) just to get 'hot chicks cheering for you', then you are what we call in Australia: "Desperate".

If you are unfamiliar with this term, allow me to explain:
Males wanting approval from females is perfectly natural and healthy.
However, most people here wanting to pick up at a club would normally go up to a girl and attempt to strike up conversation on common topics. This is mostly aided by buying them alcoholic drinks.

(The following paragraph does not apply to gay bars)
Not only is dancing with half-naked men on stage not acceptable, but dancing with half-naked men WHILST NOT INTOXICATED is unheard of! (up until now)
Are you sure the girls on the level below were cheering for you, or laughing at you? Need I remind you there's a fine line between support and mockery.

But at the end of the day, you yourself have re-iterated countless times that you were having 'fun' and enjoying yourself whilst dancing with males without clothes on, so each to their own I guess

Oh, and before you go out on another rant about how we're all nerds who sit behind computer screens the whole time and don't have a life, believe me when I say I actually live a normal life, and by the sounds of it have a big advantage in the social life stakes than you
Besides, you're the one who spends his time writing imaginary football articles for your website, are you not? I don't think you're in any position to criticise ANYONE'S social life on this forum.

Infact I dare all of you to post atleast one embarassing picture of yourself and see how clever and ugly than you all really are.

And the point of that would be what? Just because you made the idiotic mistake of posting embarassing pictures of yourself on a medium that billions of people can readily access doesn't mean the rest of us should make the same mistake too.

Please stop trying to defend your actions, you're just making yourself look more pathetic, which is quite sad really

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I tried to take Lee up on his offer to post an embarassing pic, but I couldn't find anything even remotely embarassing honestly. It's all a matter of confidence and presence. I'm not saying I could look cool dancing in my underware with 5 other guys, but I wouldn't ever put myself in that position either.

I'm NEVER, EVER, EVER going to England. Although I think it's even sadder that you appear to have photoshopped yourself into this picture.

 

[Tom]

Shifty, please dont hold Lee accountable as ambassador for the entirety of England.

Oh god, please don't.

 

[champdave]

Shifty, please dont hold Lee accountable as ambassador for the entirety of England.

Oh god, please don't.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Yeah, hold ME as an ambassador for all of England

 

[Hans]

....shoved down our necks or squirting in our faces.

 

[Hans]

you said it.

HAHA you beat me to it

 

[RuiCosta_10]

Oh My GOD!

 

[nird]

there's nothing wrong with gay people, you homophobics.

Just for the record, it wasn't even in a gay bar, if you actually check out bajanewcastle.com you'll know that, unless you can't read you illiterate fags.

 

[MaestroZidane]

this thread just gets funnier and interesting

 

[Hopeunited]

Atleast I'm not afraid of posting pictures of myself on the internet, I have not see one embarassing photograph of any of you, because I have confidence and I don't hide behind a computer screen all day.

Infact I dare all of you to post atleast one embarassing picture of yourself and see how clever and ugly than you all really are.

um... a bunch of us have posted pictures of ourselves in the "Official Member Photo" thread, don't know if you're old enough to read and understand that title. But if you do happen to find it, I'm warning you, viewing the thread may leave a big dent in your confidence, because you will find out that other members on this forum are not only much smarter, straighter, but also much better looking in every way compared to you.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

um... a bunch of us have posted pictures of ourselves in the "Official Member Photo" thread, don't know if you're old enough to read and understand that title. But if you do happen to find it, I'm warning you, viewing the thread may leave a big dent in your confidence, because you will find out that other members on this forum are not only much smarter, straighter, but also much better looking in every way compared to you.

Thanks hopeunited!

 

[Hyun]

um... a bunch of us have posted pictures of ourselves in the "Official Member Photo" thread, don't know if you're old enough to read and understand that title. But if you do happen to find it, I'm warning you, viewing the thread may leave a big dent in your confidence, because you will find out that other members on this forum are not only much smarter, straighter, but also much better looking in every way compared to you.

no homo?

lee, you should give up trying to look normal and just buy a shamu. denial's the worst part of obesity, embrace it. and thanks for tainting my eyes, all of you.

 

[ShearerM4]

lol, I love it when he makes mistakes like that. He always has a go at people for being stupid, and seems to think of himself as somewhat of very witty journalist then comes up with stuff like "would of" and "c'mon"... what a wally :funny: