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Lets moan about women!!!!!

Mint

Youth Team
Ok im guessing most of us are male and straight here (if not its cool im not homophobic) so i thought this would be an ideal thread.

Share your advice with the chicks here, your ultimate pulling techniques or just moan about them in general.

Also if theres any chicks here moan about us guys here too :P.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
Erm, I guess I'll be the one to say this. This forum was originally a LGBT subsidiary site. It was changed a few years ago so as to not deter straight men, but most members here are gay or transvestite mostly. Pretty much all the moderators and "high-ranking" members are outspoken members of the gay community.

ShiftyPowers even had a thread about his homosexual sexcapades before, but I think it was taken down when Alex posted inappropriate pictures (which I loved, FYI). And Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba (so called because nor-rbk (site administrator) knighted him as the gayest man in Britain. If I recall correctly, he said "Sir_Didier_Drogba is so gay he's the only person in Britain who can pull off a tiara, including the Queen"). Arnau is well-known in Barcelona as a lover of 17 different Barcelona Football Club players over the last few years and Horatiu is president of a Transvestite's Right association (and may I say he's a hell of a kisser too).

In fact, off the top of my head, the only women here are lezzers Xifio and Filipower. I even remember they had a bitch fight once, and Filipower told Xifio that in her case, maybe sexual orientation should be a choice and she should change hers. Meow!

Also, you should contact MasSive. I'll let you guess why.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
Sorry, with all my of reminiscing I forgot to answer your question. I generally just go to Gay Bars and scribble on napkins a stall number and time, put them back with the rest, and wait for some adult fun, if you know what I mean.

But I have to say, once you go Skiptomylou you never go back.
 
Az speaks the truth, although he forgot to mention poet11 a who enjoys a good banger in the mouth so long as tits are present.
 

Mint

Youth Team
Ah right well im straight but a few of my really ngood friends are Homosexual so ive got nothing against gays. :)
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
That's Lee Stewart, who is somewhat of a legend around here. He's made waves in the internet as an outspoken bisexual who isn't ashamed to hide his weird sexual preferences (I have to applaud him for being so open about his S&M fetish), his large size or small genitalia. He's just a role model as someone who refuses to fit into a mold. Literally and figuratively.

We honor Lee ever since we heard he died from cancer (he didn't, he was just trying to bring attention to the joys and misconceptions about necrophilia), and a part of that is in our sigs.

Disclaimer (in case you google him): Lee Stewart DID NOT molest a 5 year old, that was a different Lee Stewart. Although to be fair, even if he were, it wouldn't be a big deal, it's not like he could hurt them, his genitalia is what we call "Anal-Approved".
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Lee Craig lost his cherry to a horse. Legendary. He's not just gender curious, he's species curious too.
 


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