Lets moan about women!!!!!

[Sir Calumn]

And Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba (so called because nor-rbk (site administrator) knighted him as the gayest man in Britain. If I recall correctly, he said "Sir_Didier_Drogba is so gay he's the only person in Britain who can pull off a tiara, including the Queen").

Oh yeah man, you should have seen the knighting ceremony. Lets just say we didn't need a sword....

 

[Zlatan]

I live in Amsterdam. It's called the gay capital of the world for a reason. Everyone's queer and smokes pot over here. It's awesome.

 

[Mint]

Haha i want to go Amsterdam for the Weed and the hot dirty chicks.

 

[Zlatan]

I swear to God, man. Everytime I look out my window, this is what I see.

 

[rony31]

Lee's lycra just stretched out a tiny bit.

 

[Mint]

Ahahaha

 

[King]

I use to be straight than I saw Sir_Didier_Drogba's hair and than my penis became straight and perpendicular to my body. So than I no longer was straight but still you need some thing to be straight in order for you to not be straight. So in the end it's all about being or getting or having something straight. Savvy?

 

[Mint]

Yeah i get what you mean, i cant say no to the p*ssy though :P.

 

[yoyo913]

Mint, next time you see a male just give it a chance. If ur not gay first pick out a number for him. Like I know a couple straight guys in real life and even they can judge another man even if they are not gay. For reference you can imagine adrian brody is a 6, lee stewart a 8, beckham a 10 etc.. Then if you see a guy that you think is a 6 or higher just pretend they are a woman. Like imagine they are a regular girl and stare deeply into their eyes. And then pretend what it would feel like being a woman and receiving. Receiving love, admiration, a stiff cock inside of you, chocolates, etc...

After the deflowering you will become more loose in regards to enjoying life, I guarantee you everyone will support and aid you in the future. remember that we are all human. And in 5 years I guarantee you will come to the same conclusion as me: rhythm is important but nothing trumps feeling a black one uncoil and enlarge inside your inner walls.

Will you at least promise me you'll do this?


Oh and guys, can we revive our erotica writing thread again? I remember that forum activity really picked up when we were all pouring out our sexual frustrations in story form. Sir_Didier_Drogba, did you ever get past the fear of exposing the left side of your foreskin to a new lover? Are you still dealing with that issue, or was the antibiotic treatment successful?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Being gay was the best choice I ever made.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Oh and guys, can we revive our erotica writing thread again? I remember that forum activity really picked up when we were all pouring out our sexual frustrations in story form. Sir_Didier_Drogba, did you ever get past the fear of exposing the left side of your foreskin to a new lover? Are you still dealing with that issue, or was the antibiotic treatment successful?

My foreskin got bitten off by a mustachioed trucker in Mexico about two years ago.... all in all I feel better off without it. I compensated with a massive cock piercing.

Have any of you tried anal fisting? I recommend it.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Self?

 

[King]

I once got anal fistted!! At first, it hurts like a mother****er!!! It felt like a baby came out of my ass!!! But when we get past that and the hole gets bigger you feel a nice cool breeze blowing inside!! It's so refreshing but sometimes chilly as well!! Especially if you are out in woods! I looked at my asshole in the mirror and that **** looked like a rabbit hole!! The only difference is that there won't be any rabbit coming out of it or if you tumble down you are not going to end up in Matrix...maybe you might.... The best benefit of post fisting is when you go to the toilet the **** flows out of your asshole like a smooth flowing river!!!

 

[Jaboldinho]

I once got anal fistted!! At first, it hurts like a mother****er!!! It felt like a baby came out of my ass!!! But when we get past that and the hole gets bigger you feel a nice cool breeze blowing inside!! It's so refreshing but sometimes chilly as well!! Especially if you are out in woods! I looked at my asshole in the mirror and that **** looked like a rabbit hole!! The only difference is that there won't be any rabbit coming out of it or if you tumble down you are not going to end up in Matrix...maybe you might.... The best benefit of post fisting is when you go to the toilet the **** flows out of your asshole like a smooth flowing river!!!

I'm guessing this has something to do with your diet, too.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I use to be straight than I saw Sir_Didier_Drogba's hair and than my penis became straight and perpendicular to my body. So than I no longer was straight but still you need some thing to be straight in order for you to not be straight. So in the end it's all about being or getting or having something straight. Savvy?

Where the hell did you pick up the word Savvy?

Anyway, you make a series of highly interesting points. I hope people are taking notes.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Where the hell did you pick up the word Savvy?

Probably from Capt. Carlos Sparrow.

 

[Help?]

So are we taking bets on whether Mint figured it out or not already?

 

[Mint]

Figured what out haha.

 

[Back Door Skip]

That we're flaming gay? You've been very accepting. Very nice of you.

 

[Mint]

I figured that out ages ago hahaha, some of my friends are gay so ive got nothing wrong with gays.