Ebonix
YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
After his fabulous display against Arsenal the other day, I'm going to start off by listing some of the rumoured "shenanigans" Mario Balotelli has got himself into during his time with Man City.
Anyway, I wanted to see what everyone's thoughts are on Balotelli. Sure, It doesn't take a genius to notice that he's an absolute loon but frankly I love him. It's like he just loves trolling people in real life.
- 1 - A week before Christmas, it was rumoured that Mario Balotelli had dressed up as Santa Claus and was giving out cash to people passing by.
- 2 - Mario Balotelli was bored and he decided that throwing darts at a Man City youth player was not only safe but a civil thing to do.
- 3 - Mario struggles to work a bid during a warm up before a Europa League match. Once he's got help from a coach, finally getting the bib on, he decides he doesn't want it anymore and chooses a different colour, which he then proceeds to have further difficulty with.
- 4 - In a Euro 2012 qualifier against the Faroe Islands, it was reported that Mario Balotelli was more preoccupied with his iPad than watching the game.
- 5 - Normal people cure their boredom by doing normal things, but Mario Balotelli cured his boredom by setting his house alight with fireworks. Then becoming the spokesperson for Firework safety.
- 6 - Balotelli visits a Casino in the early hours during the week and manages to win £25,000 (A reported quarter of his weekly wage). Upon leaving the Casino, he spots a homeless man with Ginger dreadlocks that he's seen around a number of times and gives him £1,000 because he "Likes his hair"
- 7 - Mario Balotelli's English is improving but it's still simplistic. So when the police pulled him over and then enquired why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, Balotelli was concise in his response: "Because I am rich."
- 8 - During an away game against Dynamo Kiev, Balotelli has to be taken off after suffering from an allergic reaction too the grass used on Kiev's pitch.
- 9 - During a shopping trip at the Trafford Centre, Balotelli noticed a young boy in his school uniform during school hours. Balotelli approached and asked the boy why he was missing school. The Child confirmed he was being Bully, at which point Balotelli took him to the school, waltz in and told the Bully "Don't pick on this kid, as he is my friend". Balotelli then drove off, all while flipping off the bully.
Anyway, I wanted to see what everyone's thoughts are on Balotelli. Sure, It doesn't take a genius to notice that he's an absolute loon but frankly I love him. It's like he just loves trolling people in real life.
