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Alex;3632946 said:
A wise man once told me (and this is a quote, not homophobia on my part) "only fags cover the seat"

This guy must frequent clean toilets then. Kudos to him.

Here in Japan, toilets seats are just as small, so I too, worry about touching the bowl while releasing myself from a long meal.
 

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Alex;3632946 said:
A wise man once told me (and this is a quote, not homophobia on my part) "only fags cover the seat"

I have seen enough toilets to know that I don't want anything on them to touch my skin.
 

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Its actually such an issue that some people rest their penis on the front of the seat
 

Bobby

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Your seats wraparound? Ours tend to be horseshoes. Houses and some offices have the full rim, but you see the horseshoe a lot in publics.
 

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We very very rarely have horseshoes. Even the worst bathrooms have full hoops.
 

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Bobby;3633196 said:
Your seats wraparound? Ours tend to be horseshoes. Houses and some offices have the full rim, but you see the horseshoe a lot in publics.

What the fuck America
 

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It's even more ridiculous as most public toilets are either men's or women's. Private toilets are unisex.
 

Alex

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I've heard this before. I've actually used a little thing we have in our bathroom for it before when I've had an upset stomach. It certainly helps.

It all makes sense when you think about it - humans invented the seat, it's not natural.
 

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Sir Didier Drogba;3634013 said:
Alex could have had a shining career as an internationally renowned and academically lauded defecation expert.

It is a pet subject of mine
 

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MaestroZidane;3633031 said:
This guy must frequent clean toilets then. Kudos to him.

That guy is an idiot. He is not a wise man.:rd:

If you have any common sense, then you will cover the seat in a public toilet.

Alex;3633479 said:
It's even more ridiculous as most public toilets are either men's or women's. Private toilets are unisex.

Some airlines have one toilet. Men and women use it. Children (boys and girls) use it. These would have to be considered public toilets. How can that be considered acceptable? It sickens me!
 

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newbie original;3634236 said:
That guy is an idiot. He is not a wise man.:rd:

If you have any common sense, then you will cover the seat in a public toilet.



Some airlines have one toilet. Men and women use it. Children (boys and girls) use it. These would have to be considered public toilets. How can that be considered acceptable? It sickens me!

I have nothing against uni-sex toilets. I just don't think a U shaped toilet seat makes sense on them, when the reasoning is that women need to wipe.
 


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