pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

[Mus]

I never throw paper in the toilet, do you all guys do that?

What do you do? Eat it?

 

[Mus]

Paris dont bother with privacy at all. I like it:

We have those in the nightclub areas on the weekends, they put them out at night and take them back during the day

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

What do you do? Eat it?

In south america they throw it in the bin by the toilet because they are filthy animals.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

We have those in the nightclub areas on the weekends, they put them out at night and take them back during the day

In Paris they pop out out of the ground at night!

 

[Sepak]

What do you do? Eat it?

I collect it and carry it with me.

 

[Mus]

In south america they throw it in the bin by the toilet because they are filthy animals.

They have tampon bins in mens toilets in South America?

 

[Mus]

In Paris they pop out out of the ground at night!

That's amazing

 

[Alex]

At our uni we have these things called "urimat"

They are like a plastic cervix you piss on and it sucks the urine into the pipes and doesn't require flushing and is apparently odor free

They have a chemical which they use in loads of urinals that is similar. Basically it floats on water, and there is never water in the urinal, just in the pipe below. Due to it floating on water, the urine slips through and doesn't let anything (smell or otherwise) back out.

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[Alex]

I'm going to the library public toilet to take a shit right now, bit of a boiler, kind that feels a little warm when it presses against my sphincter. Will report back momentarily.

How was it?

 

[MrRonald2796]

The worst thing to happen when you already shit on the toilet is that there isn't paper to use

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

How was it?

It was ok, a little moist, fairly clean, required only a few wipes. I was in a disabled cubicle so I enjoyed the extra space. Stretched out a little, relaxed, let my mind wonder. No interesting graffiti. Toilet roll holder was positioned a little low and as a result I frequently had to feel the roll for the edge after breaking the paper off too short, for which I will have to deduct marks.

 

[Alex]

The worst thing to happen when you already shit on the toilet is that there isn't paper to use

You shit on the toilet? Gross.

 

[MrRonald2796]

You shit on the toilet? Gross.

I meant, pooped on the toilet

 

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[Bobby]

!

 

[Filipower]

Hahaha

 

[Back Door Skip]

I meant, pooped on the toilet

Much better. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

MrRonald2796 is a star in the making

 

[Alex]

Haha brilliant stuff

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[RobbieD_PL]

Does Putin taking a dump in Crimea count as foreign territory?