pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

[Frostwolf]

I blame NATO for Dragan's bitchiness today.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Leave me alone, Ho Chi Min

 

[goal_machine84]

What a thread ! The greatest post ever by Denis...the Mexican

I dont poo outside my home....but i once did on a plane....couldnt hold it long enough (20 hour ride man) and it was Air India....i sat and dumped and before i reach out for the toilet paper...the air down my ass literally sucked everything with a loud noise and my shirt almost got tangled due to the air being sucked. I got so scared that i thought the whole lavatory was gonna fall down lol !! And worse the guys who were waiting outside thought it was malfunction locked it from the outside !!!!! And there i was...smelling my own **** for like 20 minutes before someone came to my rescue....

That was the worst thing that happened to me for a long time

Tip : If ever u have to poo on an airplane....make sure u do it when everyone is sleeping, otherwise get ready to be there for the whole ride.

 

[King]

Gav please make something for this Asian toilets.

 

[Seán D]

No, blame the booze, you drunken fu*k.

now now - not all us irish drink, but it just so happens me and Phil like to drink, a lot

 

[yim87]

Gav please make something for this Asian toilets.

logically speaking, they are better if you want to take a crap since your anus will be wider when you are squatting instead of sitting down. moreover, there is a lower risk of your bums getting skin infection of some sort since crapping on water closets especially those which are not very hygienic at the sides tend to irritate when you do have a sensitive skin problem. you may end up scratching you bums in public for the rest of your life.

still. they suck.

 

[Joe Star]

Squatting toilets are not disabled-friendly :boohoo:

 

[Andreas]

haha what about when your in a public toilet...and its just u and someone else.... they are in the bog next to urs.... and the place is silent!!

and u just have to wait for the first person to shít!!

come on we've all been there!!!

Hahaha, best post ever! And this IS the best thread. Why haven't I seen it before..?

 

[Andreas]

I dont poo outside my home....but i once did on a plane....couldnt hold it long enough (20 hour ride man) and it was Air India....i sat and dumped and before i reach out for the toilet paper...the air down my ass literally sucked everything with a loud noise and my shirt almost got tangled due to the air being sucked. I got so scared that i thought the whole lavatory was gonna fall down lol !! And worse the guys who were waiting outside thought it was malfunction locked it from the outside !!!!! And there i was...smelling my own **** for like 20 minutes before someone came to my rescue....

That was the worst thing that happened to me for a long time

Tip : If ever u have to poo on an airplane....make sure u do it when everyone is sleeping, otherwise get ready to be there for the whole ride.

I thought there was something with the air in airplanes which makes smell go away..? If you fart on an airplane you can't smell it (I've heard people say).

 

[nird]

I thought there was something with the air in airplanes which makes smell go away..? If you fart on an airplane you can't smell it (I've heard people say).

it has been proved by your beloved roomate, Halvor on the plane home from Finnmark

 

[King]

Squatting toilets are not disabled-friendly :boohoo:

Plus the western people are mad lazy they wont even bend to take a ****, instead they will prefer diapers or just take a **** in there underwear. Rob has three pieces of paper towels in his underwear, emergency backup.

 

[Stotty]

I thought there was something with the air in airplanes which makes smell go away..? If you fart on an airplane you can't smell it (I've heard people say).

[serious]

Thats because your going so fast you leave it behind.

[/serious]

 

[Hopeunited]

Going in Malls, Schools, etc around here isn't toooo bad though, Canada has some of the finest public sh!tter facilities in the world, I must say.. Personally speaking, I'd have to rank the washrooms at city hall in Kitchener, Ontario as probably the best in the world...nice marble floors, dim lighting, Mozart playing in the background...quite pleasant indeed.

HEYYYYYYYYYYY fo shizzle! I live in Kitchener!!! Glad you enjoyed it bro.

I am proud of what my city has to offer.



BTW, this is the best thread ever. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Hopeunited]

logically speaking, they are better if you want to take a crap since your anus will be wider when you are squatting instead of sitting down. moreover, there is a lower risk of your bums getting skin infection of some sort since crapping on water closets especially those which are not very hygienic at the sides tend to irritate when you do have a sensitive skin problem. you may end up scratching you bums in public for the rest of your life.

still. they suck.

hahahahaha sweet explanation. You'd make a fine tourguide.

 

[goal_machine84]

I thought there was something with the air in airplanes which makes smell go away..? If you fart on an airplane you can't smell it (I've heard people say).

I thought the same too but i guess there was something different about that toilet....

 

[Bobby]

I was in a hotel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Monday and Tuesday and I had some of those chili dogs from Dairy Queen, little did I know what a mistake I had made letting that through my back-4. I thought the goalkeeper would be able to paw it over for a corner at the very least, but man, was I wrong.

It was like 11PM, I had just stepped back into the room. Then I felt the feared rumble. I turned on my heel and headed for the toilet straight away. It was one of the craps where the second you hit the seat it rushes out like a caged bull who smells a cow in heat. It hit the water with a splash comparable to a poor sap who did the mafia wrong being dropped out of a helicopter into Lake Huron.

After around 12 minutes of crapping I stood up, unfolding my lanky frame from the porciline hellhole I had just relived myself in, I looked down and noticed that the poo had a green tent, confirming what I already knew, Dairy Queen serves awful food. Not only was the apperence a terrible sight, but the smell was vile. I thought to myself surley something that bad was banned by the Geneva Convention.

I ended up leaving the hotel room for nearly a half hour.

 

[Siawash]

DQ serves chili dogs?

 

[henry#14]

You brought up a thread from last november to ask that?

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

It was Bobby who bumped this thread.

And DQ serve everything. They're so ******* expensive!

 

[SlayerDeuS]

I like going to the nicest, yet least active bathroom on like far away floors or building in school. I like bigger bathrooms too with 3 or more stalls, plus I alway go in the handicap stall.