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$teauA

Superstar
TheBlueBalla said:
Alex, I dont mean to not believe in you, but im thinking you will be broken soon enough

Nope, won't happen. I won't give in. I made a promise to myself that as long as I'm still with my current girlfriend I won't look at it anymore and I'm gonna stick to it.
 

TheBlueBalla

Starting XI
fair enough, but i forgot about the girlfiend factor. Knowing that, you can definately make it, as watching some dude get some in some movie is pretty weak when you know you can manage the same with a minimal amount of effort

bjmenge said:
I was that way with my last girlfriend. Amazingly, I also didn't check out girls on campus while I was with her. That's a bigger feat than no porn, seeing as I pass an attractive girl about every 12 seconds when I walk around campus.
I know EXACTLY what youre talking about. My campus is renown in the mid-atlantic for its girls, and the one i was trying to get with for the past month had me acting like a monk or a eunich around other women
 
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Virgo

Guest
$teauA said:
oh I don't doubt that at all. i've been datin my girlfriend for almost a year now but the thing with us is that we didn't do it for the first two months and hey it worked because it definitely hasn't gotten old.

hey my girlfriend works too, I would have dumped her long ago if it didn't.

I bet shinji's wife works really well for him too, they've been together 7 years.


It's just that men and monogamy... that's a difficult relationship right there.It's hard as hell for me at least to accept that I'm having just one pussy for the rest of my life. It could be epic f*cks everyday all night long and I'd still get tired... there's nothing like variety.

If we can't masturbate thinking about other women, sooner or later, we'll definitely end up boning the sister in law or the secretary.
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Balla, your post has made me finally look up the word eunuch. Ever since I heard it in Saving Silverman, I've wondered what I meant. I thank you for the push to stop being lazy and learn something. :D
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Not at all, I was merely pointing out that saying "The Earth is Flat" is as outrageous to me as saying "I will no longer masturbate". I can't believe either and must berate whoever says it.
 

Lean

Fan Favourite
Well, since i got laid last friday, i didnt look at Porn yet, nor did i take a wank lol. I dont need it anymore i guess, muahahaha. At least until i get the sack. :(
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
When I went without it for a week and wanked it was like someone took a heavy rock off my head and I became intensly more relaxed (it's like a head pressure went away)

and yah if i'm going to meet up with some girls i'm interested in i try to not whack off before..

Porn and tugging it definitly help during stress full times, like I had this minor surgery around my eye and I had to wear an uncomfortable bandage and there was pain, I whacked off several times to help me take my mind off it and go to sleep, it helped (Y)
 

ogsimon

Starting XI
lol this thread reminds me of my celibacy vow thread a few years back that was murder and i did that for just over 40 days
 

The_Knight

Senior Squad
Wow I can't believe this thread lasted 4 pages without anyone uploading a photo :)

Anyway, long story short: Regular masturbation predisposes to pre-mature ejaculation. (more prevalent than u wud imagine)... Over-masturbation is a complete other story... I guess u cud read more about it on http://www.actionlove.com (they got a link on the left i guess)

nice thread anyway.

(maddox-style)

NB - 736,380 people have decided to upload a photo in their next post.
 

$teauA

Superstar
ShiftyPowers said:
Not at all, I was merely pointing out that saying "The Earth is Flat" is as outrageous to me as saying "I will no longer masturbate". I can't believe either and must berate whoever says it.

Yeah I know, I said something completely irrelevant on purpose.
 

rony31

Team Captain
ogsimon said:
lol this thread reminds me of my celibacy vow thread a few years back that was murder and i did that for just over 40 days

hahaha, that was class :D did you end up busting your load onto some random girl's tits at a party like you said you would?
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
The_Knight said:
Anyway, long story short: Regular masturbation predisposes to pre-mature ejaculation.

****, it's never been a problem, but if what you say is true it could become one. Good thing I don't mind licking it. Did I say lick it? And lick it, ain't no shame in my game.
 
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Virgo

Guest
The_Knight said:
Regular masturbation predisposes to pre-mature ejaculation. (more prevalent than u wud imagine)...


Always had the exact opposite effect on me and I mean makes sense. If you wank regularly, you're going to be less horny at the moment of sex.

Not to mention the control you gain over the sensitivity, meaning you know how much it takes to make you reach the orgasm and that way you can avoid it.


Are you sure that isn't just an Anti-Masturbation Jihad website or something?
 


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