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Prepare for the Apocalypse

Back Door Skip

Pedro
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Bush is baffled by lack of credit given.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
You'll know when the rapture has happened because you'll never see me again. I suggest you guys read the Left Behind series for more details.
 
this is what happens when you make a thread while enjoying the herb. That said, my American friends, if you don't elect Ron Paul, you're pretty much f*cked. :(
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
We'd be super royally ****ed if we elect Ron Paul because he'd destroy social security and medicare. His domestic policy is seriously ****ed up.
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
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ShiftyPowers;3136964 said:
You'll know when the rapture has happened because you'll never see me again. I suggest you guys read the Left Behind series for more details.

Lol, it's supposed to be anti papal and the anti-Christ is a Romanian Orthodox! :D

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Help?

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I think America is royally ****ed no matter who they elect. The debt is too high, the majority of the population is too old, too many regulation agencies, the government is too slow, the population is too uneducated and the people want too much. And you know who I blame? Not Bush, its Hollywood. Like the third of the movies are a story "about a talented bad boy/character who wasting his life finally had a life changing revelation and answered his call of duty to save everybody else through self-sacrifice".


The hardworking want to be a hero, so they **** others over, while the lazy ones want a hero, so they sit on their ass and do Carlos **** until that person magically appears.


With innovation being the only hope, the fact that the most succesfull creation in the past 2 years has been the iPad, i really don't see much hope in America. Its a classical story of the rise and fall of the Super Power. We can chalk it up right up there with ancient Greece and ancient Rome. they all came and went.



PS. Was Finland high submitting that entry?
 

O-car

Starting XI
I'm already getting myself ready for the rapture. Currently collecting all the booze, drugs and prostitutes I can find and storing in my basement. Gonna be king of the world in the post-rapture times
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
I don't believe that there are any prostitutes in Iceland. It's just too cold, who in their right mind would work a corner in a slutty skirt in that weather? I know I wouldn't pick any of them up anyway, the last thing I need is a prostitute's cold. Hepatitis-strand carrying Influenza my ass.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Mandieta6;3144856 said:
I don't believe that there are any prostitutes in Iceland. It's just too cold, who in their right mind would work a corner in a slutty skirt in that weather? I know I wouldn't pick any of them up anyway, the last thing I need is a prostitute's cold. Hepatitis-strand carrying Influenza my ass.
You obviously know **** all about picking up prostitutes. These days only the junkies walk the streets unless there is a specific red light district in a particularly tolerant town, otherwise the high end ones you have to ring for from agencies and the rest are all in special clubs or bars.... basically the same as the streets in that they're lined up and you wander about and pick but it's warm and more discrete. Somewhere like Iceland would almost certainly have a decent quantity of these places since prostitution is popular in northern europe and there would be immigrant girls from the former soviet states to supply the demand. Also you'd be amazed at the ingenuity of prostitutes, some street red light districts have little heated booths all along which the girls sit in to keep warm. Plus you've got brothels, massage parlours, mixed saunas, walk-ups (thats where a girl rents a room for one night or a few hours and puts a sign outside with prices and services and buyers just walk up the stairs if they're interested), weather is no obstacle to prostitution, in fact colder places tend to like it more!
 

O-car

Starting XI
we´ve got hookers over here, the dating websites are full of them, plus if you go to the skin joints, even if the girls don't get fully naked, you could always ask for a private dance and then ask to pay extra for a little something-something..
We don't need to stand on a corner at nights, that's trashy
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
The girls in the strip bars are prossies? That surprises me, I thought it was only in third world countries that strip bars double as brothels.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Mandieta6;3144920 said:
I take back everything I've said and bow to your higher knowledge.
Are you still living in Barcelona? If so there will be ******* hundreds of all these types of places, you should take a walk in seedy part of town sometime....
 

O-car

Starting XI
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;3145739 said:
The girls in the strip bars are prossies? That surprises me, I thought it was only in third world countries that strip bars double as brothels.

not in general no, but i'd be surprised if a few of them won't do it for the extra cash
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Ah right I see. In Britain strip bars would be the worst place to look for hookers because if the police got the tiniest idea they would shut the place down so fast. I think if you even suggested a 'private transaction' in a British strip bar the bouncer would take you out back...
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
I don't live in Barcelona. I live in Valencia. There's a brothel opposite my girlfriend's old high school, but other than that, the only well-known place I can think of is a road off a highway where the Coca-Cola factory is.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Mandieta6;3145797 said:
I don't live in Barcelona. I live in Valencia. There's a brothel opposite my girlfriend's old high school, but other than that, the only well-known place I can think of is a road off a highway where the Coca-Cola factory is.
Ah alright. You dont want to go in a brothel because then you actually have to hire a girl or get out. But yeah try and find the sleazy part of town and just hang out there for a couple of nights. The idea isnt to actually hire a girl, who would want to do that?, but it is an important part of life to experience its darker and seedier aspects.
 


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