Some stupid things said by people involved in football.

[faceNside]

'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'

Haha guess he meant 'fiestas' right?

'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'

He should reveal his antiage system

 

[MaSsiVe]

Haha guess he meant 'fiestas' right?

I think the keyword there is "tonight".
I may be wrong though...


...here are some more pearls from portuguese commentators, mostly by Gabriel Alves, the Maradona of football comments:


"relative humidity, much above 100%...."

"there are many german players playing in the german league"

"Jardel...a player with a jump time of 70 cm"

"since the match starts, there's always a chance for a goal to happen"

"2 players are warming up, Helder is the one who has already taken his shorts off"

"the referee has been hit with a strange object, probably thrown by a TV watcher"

"the match Brazil Coast x Ivory is going to be broadcasted later"


now some players:

reporter: "João Pinto, happy with yet another win?"
João Pinto (FCP's): "yes, we are happy because we are content."

Diamantino (Benfica)
"we're playing well, we got the 1-0...in the second half we'll work in order to get the second 0...."

Helder (Benfica)
"it's gonna be a very important match, particularly for all the portuguese and in general for me."

Futre (Reggiana)
"my life is now completely transformed...it made a 360 degrees turn."

 

[1966+2006]

lukas podolski after the crowdviolence after the germany slovakia game
"yeah well, the fans should have their fun, too"