Originally posted by Yossarian
Sitting in my backyard weeping uncontrollably with one hand firmly gripping a poor squirrel while the other hand is busy fisting it so I can take my anger out on it while avoiding friends and family in the basement near me.
Who would've thunk it? Two very offensive minded teams (the media aswell as a lot of SGers building it up to an all out, gung-ho game) and they played one of the most boring games ever, both teams being equally at fault.) God were they sooooo narcoleptically boring, man. This game had me scratching my balls (ten times), desperately attempting to converse with my two brothers (and I can't stand those two assholes, so that should tell you how bored I was), I could also feel and hear my already short supply of brain cells depleting rapidly as I was watching this cancer causing game, man.
That lousy buzz word "anti-football" that's been tossed around here the last couple days was totally disproved in this outing. It showed that all teams (however attack-minded and good they may be) play this form of football at one point or another.....it's not exclusive to certain teams (Italians, Germans and lately, the Greeks, who have been vilified and lambasted and accused of playing this form of soccer so much on this very forum. They attack when an attacking situation presents itself, man.
Start up on the rough draft of your obituary, then take 15mins to revise and finish the good draft, son, because you're a dead man walking for blaspheming Heroic Zlatan like this. I repeat, God will strike you dead if I don't get to you first, son, for badmouthin' Heroic Zlatan in this manner.
> Mermaids.
. The first 80 mins I had the feeling that the game still hadn't got underway, it still felt like thos first 5 mins you have at every other game. ET was end to end stuff though. 
