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Hahahahahahahahaha thats the most I've laughed at an SG post for a looooooooooong timeDragan T;2324603 said:
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The Eurovision Song Contest Thread! - Helsinki 2007
- Thread starter RobbieD_PL
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Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2324640 said:
If the Moldovan, Macedonian and Bosnian chicks aren't good enough for you, then go to hell English pigdog!!!!!!!!
johnnybrubacker
Youth Team
Dragan T;2324648 said:
I thought the Russians were the best
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Sir Calumn
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I cant remember the individuals but I found it hard to sustain an erection across the whole nightDragan T;2324648 said:
Theodorakis
Banned
we got 12 from UK?
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba, you voted for Turkey didnt you
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba, you voted for Turkey didnt you
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Sir Calumn
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Nope...Theodorakis;2324656 said:we got 12 from UK?
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba, you voted for Turkey didnt you
And as a Turkish Greek you realise you were TOTALLY represented by Britain!?
The bellydancers in the Turkish entry were all British, as was the guy who did the Greek entry!
Therefore, with all those points combined!!!!
We still didnt win
johnnybrubacker
Youth Team
The Don't;2324661 said:
British Commonwealth.
Theodorakis
Banned
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2324662 said:Nope...
And as a Turkish Greek you realise you were TOTALLY represented by Britain!?
The bellydancers in the Turkish entry were all British, as was the guy who did the Greek entry!
Therefore, with all those points combined!!!!
We still didnt win
that's some fcuking great logic for an überweight comedian
and those bellydancers... mediocre (:/)
Theodorakis
Banned
speaking of the truth, UK deserved a better place
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Sir Calumn
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I have my momentsTheodorakis;2324666 said:that's some fcuking great logic for an überweight comedian
and those bellydancers... mediocre (:/)
Random thoughts on the Final:
-Spain were stuck in a time warp with their salute to an era that we’d all rather forget: the era of the boy band.
-Not only did Dervish (IRL) fail to stop the spring, they couldn’t stop a continent from collectively heading to the toilets in their millions.
-While watching Finland’s performance, I couldn’t help but think that Hanna was trying too hard to impersonate Amy Lee from Evanescence.
-Did anyone see the shirt that Magdi Ruzsa (HUN) wear? It may have said "Thank God I’m a VIP", but it should have said something along the lines of "I came to Helsinki and all I got was 9th Place (and this stupid t-shirt)".
-Someone forgot to tell Greece and Turkey that everyone is supposed to have something original, as evidenced by the fact that both songs told us to "shake it up".
-I don’t know whether or not to call the French song m*rde or sh*t, so I’ll lump it into its own special category: merdesh*t.
-Boniparti.lv's (LVA) opera singing was about as authentic as having illegal Mexican migrant workers in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant that prides itself on authentic cuisine from Tuscany.
-Germany, could you please explain to us why your usual comedy act didn’t show up?
-The act representing Ukraine really should have represented Germany. I mean, he/she/it sang part of the song in German.
-If Borat hosted the BBC broadcast instead of Wogan, here’s what he would have said about Scooch (UK): There is a smell. It smell like a sh*t.
-Highlight of the night has to be the totally unnecessary appearance of Father Christmas. Ho ho ho, go to Hell!
-The Red Badge of Gayness has been awarded to the following countries: Belarus, France, Greece, Spain, Ukraine, United Kingdom.
-Finally, the East Mafiya will not welcome us Westerners with open arms in Belgrade next year, as from now on, only former Communist countries will be allowed to enter.
I'm too wasted to remember the rest, and with good reason.
-Spain were stuck in a time warp with their salute to an era that we’d all rather forget: the era of the boy band.
-Not only did Dervish (IRL) fail to stop the spring, they couldn’t stop a continent from collectively heading to the toilets in their millions.
-While watching Finland’s performance, I couldn’t help but think that Hanna was trying too hard to impersonate Amy Lee from Evanescence.
-Did anyone see the shirt that Magdi Ruzsa (HUN) wear? It may have said "Thank God I’m a VIP", but it should have said something along the lines of "I came to Helsinki and all I got was 9th Place (and this stupid t-shirt)".
-Someone forgot to tell Greece and Turkey that everyone is supposed to have something original, as evidenced by the fact that both songs told us to "shake it up".
-I don’t know whether or not to call the French song m*rde or sh*t, so I’ll lump it into its own special category: merdesh*t.
-Boniparti.lv's (LVA) opera singing was about as authentic as having illegal Mexican migrant workers in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant that prides itself on authentic cuisine from Tuscany.
-Germany, could you please explain to us why your usual comedy act didn’t show up?
-The act representing Ukraine really should have represented Germany. I mean, he/she/it sang part of the song in German.
-If Borat hosted the BBC broadcast instead of Wogan, here’s what he would have said about Scooch (UK): There is a smell. It smell like a sh*t.
-Highlight of the night has to be the totally unnecessary appearance of Father Christmas. Ho ho ho, go to Hell!
-The Red Badge of Gayness has been awarded to the following countries: Belarus, France, Greece, Spain, Ukraine, United Kingdom.
-Finally, the East Mafiya will not welcome us Westerners with open arms in Belgrade next year, as from now on, only former Communist countries will be allowed to enter.
I'm too wasted to remember the rest, and with good reason.