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Deisler;2797307 said:> It is near the Christmas break of the school
> year. The students have turned in all their work and there
> is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless
> and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
>
>
> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first
> and correctly can leave early today."
>
> Little
> Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.
> I'm smart and will answer the question."
>
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
> Ago'?"
> Before
> Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
> Lincoln."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go
> home."
> Johnny
> is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
>
> Before
> Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
> King."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
>
> Johnny
> is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
> do for you'?"
> Before
> Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
> Kennedy."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also
> leave."
> Johnny
> is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
> the questions.
> When
> the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these
> bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
>
> The
> teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny:
> "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
newbie original;2741565 said:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Victor-
Victor who?
Victor-ious, Happy and Glorious!
newbie original;2801882 said:What a lengthy thread, for what could be succinctly summarised with:
Newbie having too much free time.
newbie original;2808208 said:...2: If you who(<----uhu, HAHA)...
Keegan;2811321 said:...Effew who....
Keegan;2811321 said:1: Knock Knock
2: Who's there?
1: Effew.
2: Effew who?
1: Effew for putting all these lame jokes in this thread.