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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a pen?
A: An Elepen.
Q: Where do cows go for fun?
A: The MOOvies.
Q: How did the nucleus get in touch with the mitochondria?
A: On his Cell Phone!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cow and a Skateboard?
A: An udder catastrophe.
Q: What did one ninja say to the other?
A: Hi Ya!!!
Q: What did the sensai say to the waitress when asked what he'd like to drink?
A: I'll have some wa-taaaaah!
Q: What do an elephant and a bird have in common?
A: They both fly, except for the elephant.
Two markets are flying.
Market1: Wait a minute, markets don't fly.
Market2: I'm not a regular market, I'm a SUPER-MARKET!
Q: What's green and invisible?
A: These apples of course >>
Q: What did the Newspaper say about the huge cattle stampede?
A: It was UDDER MADNESS!
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- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
- Eat your green vegetables! This lettuce is better than that lettuce because it is greener.
- This beer went to the moon and stayed there.
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And now the ending:
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts to lag behind so the papa tomato goes back and squishes him and says "ketchup".