The Lionel Messi is a c u n t thread

[Mus]

Manly Chinese athlete with effeminate yank

 

[Arnau]

Messi is not european

 

[yoyo913]

He's lived more than half of his life in Spain and his whole adult life there. It's a valid argument that he's closer to the Spanish culture rather than the Argentinian one.

 

[Mus]

He's also Italian by heritage

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Manly Chinese athlete with effeminate yank

The problem here is that Yao isn't nearly as strong as Watt, he's just taller.

 

[Mus]

I never referenced strength

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Okay, JJ Watt IS a better athlete than Messi. And compared to Watt, Messi looks like a little boy.

JJ Watt is also a better athlete than Yao, and he doesn't look effeminate at all next to Yao. So your caption just comes off as dumb.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Whereas your caption was genial and hilarious.

 

[Mus]

Okay, JJ Watt IS a better athlete than Messi. And compared to Watt, Messi looks like a little boy.

JJ Watt is also a better athlete than Yao, and he doesn't look effeminate at all next to Yao. So your caption just comes off as dumb.

He looks more diasbled than effeminate, sorry, should have captioned it Chinese man and special needs kid

 

[Mandieta6]

I want a JJ Watt shirt. Is there a European store?

 

[Dearman]

Messi is already 4th best players of all-time according to research work in these links.
http://xtrahistory.blogspot.com/2013/01/Greatest-Ever.html
http://xtrahistory.blogspot.com/2013/01/Competition-Level.html

He is also rated as 4th best forwards of all-time based on these link.
http://xtraimmortal.blogspot.com/2013/07/Forward.html
http://xtraimmortal.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-evaluated-scorecards.html

 

[Xaviesta]

After Suarez's goal Messi goes to the injured defender instead of joining the team celebration http://twitter.com/Barca_A7/status/644271856669712384/video/1

Damn it Messi what were you thinking?

 

[Mandieta6]

He listens to his PR guy.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

He wants to take the cameras off suarez's moment.

 

[Dytza]

 

[Xaviesta]

Messi... 2 months away and could have gotten a hattrick on his first start. Gives the penalty to Neymar. #dictator

 

[kp41]

I think there's little doubt Messi deserved Ballon Dor this year and finally he was well dressed. I think he deserved goal of the year too.

oh thanks god, Xaviesta is banned and can't rim Messi ass.

Team of the year ... where to start ... I think Buffon deserved it ahead of Neuer ... he had a better year ... Alaba 200% for Marcelo ... Pique for either Ramos/Silva ... I have no idea how Modric is there, he was mostly injured last year ... I pick Vidal or Bosquets ... forwards were fine.

Skysports published an interesting stats about Ballon Dor winners ... only 4 (keeper/defender) won the award in the history!!!! After Neuer failed to win the title last year or Kahn in 2001/2002, I'm not sure who can win it.

 

[Arnau]

I agree, even Godín should be ahead of Ramos and Silva. ModRIP over Sergio and Pogba... Lel

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Should be Boateng and Pique, but Boateng got his ankles broke once in an amazing year, by the best player in the world, and all of a sudden he's a joke.

Marcelo was on the team of the year? How? He's a good player and all, but the only explanation I will accept at ALL is "Alaba didn't play left back in 2015".

I think the best keeper was Neuer, but I may have voted for De Gea. I really think DDG is something special.

 

[Dytza]

Ramos - Silva is a joke. Pique and Boateng seems the right option. I wouldn't blame anyone for being knocked-out by Messi.