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[MaSsiVe]

damn right

I told you guys and will say it again, Jardel is gonna sh't goals this season.

 

[Avalanche]

I told you guys and will say it again, Jardel is gonna sh't goals this season.

Yeah, and referees will sh*t penalties when Beira-Mar is playing just to make sure the only striker in the world that is fatter than Ronaldo reaches at least 20 goals this season.

 

[MaSsiVe]

where did that one come from?
I don't think he'll need penalties to get goals, in fact he never did.

the extra pounds help him keeping his balance

 

[::shinji::]

I have my doubts about wether Jardel will score a lot this season.. maybe if he was at a better club like Braga, Boavista, even Setubal, but the rest of Beira-Mar kinda sucks. I don't know how much service he'll get from the rest of the team.

Still, I can't wait to see.. I only wish one of the bigger teams had taken a chance on him. Once he's back in shape, even now he's got to still be better than Marcel, Sokota, and others that are wasting time at good clubs.

 

[darth vader]

the only striker in the world that is fatter than Ronaldo.

the extra pounds help him keeping his balance
.

LOL

with his fat abdomen he will surely occupy more space in the box, so the ball can more easily rebound on him and score those typical goals!

 

[darth vader]

according to the newspaper a bola (http://www.abola.pt/nnh/index.asp?op=ver&noticia=106551&d=1&tema=5), everything is set to jesualdo ferreira be the next porto coach.

if it's true, i am curious to see if he can handle it. this is different managing a team (braga) who can play waiting for his opponents several times in the season, or in a great club who have the responsability to play offensive. last time in benfica he didn't well.

 

[Funky--K]

i'm going beserk over this!

If Jesualdo actually leaves, It's one of the most disgraceful decisions ever in Boavista's history.

We're sick of "baixar as calças aos Grandes" in these last few years. Thanx to Dickhead Loureiro, we lost the respect and fear we caused in the Big teams, and became just another bull**** 2nd rating club like Braga. This year things looked promising, a decent coach, a decent squad, good signings like Ricardo Sousa, Linz and KAZ(!!!!), and new advantages for members etc. If now Jesualdo leaves, I'll lose all the respect I have for this man (who would show NO PRINCIPLES at all), and I'll lose all the confidence I had in a good season for Boavista

 

[::shinji::]

is anyone saying who'd replace JF if/when he leaves for Porto!?

 

[Funky--K]

is anyone saying who'd replace JF if/when he leaves for Porto!?

so far I've heard Antonio Sousa (as the most likely), Jaime Pacheco (I'd jump off the window) and worse... Vitor Pontes (we love him for relegating Guimaraes, but we don't want him here...)

 

[smoove]

cheer up funky. hey, at least couceiro is off the market.

 

[darth vader]

so far I've heard Antonio Sousa (as the most likely), Jaime Pacheco (I'd jump off the window) and worse... Vitor Pontes (we love him for relegating Guimaraes, but we don't want him here...)

yeah, there is a lot of portuguese coachs that are soooo popular

personally i would add to pacheco and vitor pontes on my "clowns-managers/coachs" octavio machado, artur jorge, mario reis... and i am probably forgetting a lot of them :amika:

 

[::shinji::]

Cachide promete Porsche

Jardel foi um dos convidados para o almoço de recepção a Danrlei. O primeiro contacto do guarda-redes com os dirigentes decorreu na praia da Costa Nova e contou com a presença do avançado. Na hora do reencontro trocaram abraços e mataram saudades dos tempos do Grémio. Num momento de descontracção, Jardel recordava com saudade o seu jipe que ficou no Brasil. Nesse instante, recebeu a promessa do vice-presidente para o futebol de que existe um patrocinador disposto a oferecer um Porsche Cayenne caso se torne o melhor marcador da Liga. Acordo de imediato selado com um aperto de mão entre José Cachide e Jardel...

 

[smoove]

pfft cayennes are crap anyways. audi q7 all the way.

or atleast get him a real Porsche:

 

[Tiago_10]

Agreed

The real deal.

 

[darth vader]

LOL, a porsche cayenne, that's quite a symbol to jardel:

if we imagine a striker transforming into a car, he could be, in fact a sportive car, like a porsche. so jardel is a striker, a good one, but he is fat...

so that's it: porsches are sportive cars, but the cayenne is the "fattest model", like jardel :amika:

 

[Rui10Costa]

http://www.planetbenfica.co.uk/ ...check it out

 

[Moreira_Benfica]

NOOO, we said no in the benfica thread and we will say it again, no

 

[Rui10Costa]

ok...just take it easy man

 

[INFESTA]

pfft cayennes are crap anyways. audi q7 all the way.

It should be legal to shot down anyone driving that. I don't really know in what category it fits, other than 'ugly, overpriced, hugeass cars'.

Anyway, I'm willing to bet that Porto will get Jardel back in January if he gets there with, at least, 10 goals scored.

 

[smoove]

It should be legal to shot down anyone driving that. I don't really know in what category it fits, other than 'ugly, overpriced, hugeass cars'.

Anyway, I'm willing to bet that Porto will get Jardel back in January if he gets there with, at least, 10 goals scored.

well i've sold and thus drove 3 of those cars, they probably the highest quality automobile ever released, unbelievable comfortable. they're of course over the top,tho...like 95% of the cars...we've even sold a hummer to trajouce, wonder what someone would want with it in that traffic chaos...