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The Portuguese NT Thread

V

Virgo

Guest
must have been a pain for him to see Benfica win the league.

I bet he didn't leave his bedroom for a month :funny:
 

Vinnie Jones

Senior Squad
Hey hey guys cmon. You know how boring this time of the year is. No football, the transfer talks and rumours are almost inexistent, so we need the entertainment. Don´t ban SóDragões, its summer, its the famous "silly season", so we need our personal thread jester. In this time of exams, it´s always good to have something to laugh about and this "Carlos Carneiro for Nt and Candidato presidenciavel para a Presidência da República contra Cavaco" discusion is providing me with great moments of joy and laughter.
Se me permitem, num mero exercício especulativo e arrojado, similar ao de Carlos Carneiro, mas consubstanciado por anos e anos de performances ao mais alto nível porque não juntar o nome de Casquilha (o eterno incompreendido, o nosso Le Tissier), um dos maiores artistas da bola que proliferam por este nosso Minho futebolístico. É isto que a nossa selecção precisa. Depois de Rogério Matias, Luis Loureiro e demais figuras secundárias do nosso futebol, nós precisamos de sangue novo, sangue GILISTA!!!
 

INFESTA

Official
Gilista said:

You're the girl in the middle, aren't you? :ewan:

Meh, was expecting a better answer. Thought you'd share with us again how much money you make per year. That's when comedy steps up to another level.
Other than that nothing new: just you being yourself.
And I thought of something better than just banning you. (6)


Vinnie: nice blog, mate! (H)
 

Vinnie Jones

Senior Squad
Thanks for the compliments, they mean alot.
O blog já existe desde 2003, temos tido um bom feedback por parte das pessoas que o visitam. Sabemos através do João Quadros (que também lê o blog e usou o nome do nosso blog para aquele projecto falhado na Sic Radical) que o Francisco Penim é visita assídua. Já tivemos um periodo de maior fulgor mas agora toda a gente anda um bocado ocupada. De qualquer forma estamos a pensar em revitalizar o blog e eu e o meu primo estamos a pensar em voltar a usar as montagens em photoshop que eram tanto do agrado dos habituais frequentadores do blog. Aqui estão alguns exemplos desses posts (o post do diário de Paulo Portas foi um belo sucesso durante meses andou a circular através da net por mail). Espero que gostem.

http://operiodo.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_operiodo_archive.html

http://operiodo.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_operiodo_archive.html

Anyways enough advertising lets get back to discussing our National team.
 

INFESTA

Official


:D:D:D


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Manowar - Antologia --> Um dia, qd fui a casa de um amigo, espantei-me com a colecção de posters de Manowar que forravam as paredes do quarto dele. Espantei-me pq ele nunca tinha falado sequer da banda (por que será?). Ele apenas disse, entusiasmado, que 'os gajos até levam as Harleys para o palco!!!'
Eu senti-me desconfortável no meio de tanto poster de gajos semi-nus com tanga de cabedal e, antes que o meu amigo me revelasse que afinal era gay, pirei-me dali a 100 à hora.

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Vinnie, podia jurar que o Markl passou alguns daqueles discos pirosos no programa dele.
 

Gilista

SG's Blonde Slut
Life Ban
WTF Infesta no BAN yet you bad dental ugly harry faggot of a inbred you still dident do your job that you live for you net geek, now BAN me. :rockman: LOL... You slaped that wallpaper as your favorite dident you, did you zoom in too you queer, now go take some time off the net and take a trip to the dentist, as you need it badly.

Also take care of the unibrow you have kid as you make Rui Jorge's look like nothing...LOL



:amika: :amika: :amika:


And Carlos Carneiro on the NT asap!
 

Funky--K

Starting XI
Gilista said:
WTF Infesta no BAN yet you bad dental ugly harry faggot of a inbred you still dident do your job that you live for you net geek, now BAN me. :rockman: LOL... You slaped that wallpaper as your favorite dident you, did you zoom in too you queer, now go take some time off the net and take a trip to the dentist, as you need it badly.

Also take care of the unibrow you have kid as you make Rui Jorge's look like nothing...LOL



:amika: :amika: :amika:


And Carlos Carneiro on the NT asap!

we don't care, shut it (H)

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Manowar... now there's a disturbing reality of heavy metal :(
(Twisted Sister rocks sooooo much harder :()
 

INFESTA

Official
Gilista said:
WTF Infesta no BAN yet you bad dental ugly harry faggot of a inbred you still dident do your job that you live for you net geek, now BAN me. :rockman: LOL... You slaped that wallpaper as your favorite dident you, did you zoom in too you queer, now go take some time off the net and take a trip to the dentist, as you need it badly.

Also take care of the unibrow you have kid as you make Rui Jorge's look like nothing...LOL


And Carlos Carneiro on the NT asap!


Shut up slut. :amika:
You can't even make a logical sentence, can you? Couldn't make half the **** you were trying to say. But probably so couldn't you.
But yeah, it was nice of you posting your boyfriends.
 

zuppafly

Youth Team
"SG's Blonde Slut"
LMAO


Btw, completely offtopic, but just a funny note...

Open google, type "brasileiro estúpido" and click on "I'n feeling lucky"...

To whoever did it... my props :jap:
 


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