The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

[ShiftyPowers]

I don't know what I'm really going for here, but it seems like most people who post in the Lounge are over 18, so why not have a sex thread. Share hilarious and/or awesome stories, ask ****ed up questions, share your views on sex, wonder who's done what kinds of things, ask what it's like to do different things, or hell, if you want to know something educational-ish, ask it here. I'm sure someone here knows the answer to pretty much every question there is; we've got some ****ed up posters who are pretty unabashed about sharing their ****ed-up-ness.

 

[Keegan]

Has anyone here ever given a girl a "Fish-eye"? I'd be interested to hear about it.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I had to urban dictionary that one... we always called it a Houdini

No, I've never done that, and honestly I don't think anyone actually has except for supreme douchebags. No one REALLY does those things. Or do they...

 

[MaestroZidane]

Second that Shifty (searched the meaning of it).

I also haven't had the need to do such act. My wife is always ready to never let a drop go to waste.

Also, I left a girl. actually blew her off completely after she wouldn't give me a BJ, even after our fourth act. I feel a good BJ, or at least willing to try, is good for a relationship to succeed.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Absolutely, women who don't give oral sex should be discontinued along with the telegraph. It's the 21st Century! And no that's not sexist, I think the same thing about men. My willingness to go down has actually gotten me laid, as in, I said I had no problem doing that and I would do it, so the girl decided to go out with me to the bars and then came back to my place.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Either way, there's chicks that actually ask you to cum on them, so I don't see why it would be necessary.

Honestly, I'm starting to believe that this is a myth as well. No girl has ever said "come on me". I've taken the initiative myself, but no girl has ever brought it up to me.

What do you guys think about reciprocating, though? By that I mean the guy going down on the chick obviously.

Addressed it in the above post, but I have no problem with doing it. Although I must admit any hair more than completely shaved (as in shaved like THAT DAY, or waxed recently) and it starts to be more of a hassle.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Err. That was more of a typo... I haven't encountered a chick actually asking me to cum on them. I meant more as in pulling out and coming on them without asking questions. I haven't exactly encountered a negative reaction with that yet.

I've gotten "did you just come on me!?"

Why yes, yes I did. I don't make a habit of doing that honestly, I find it more satisfying to just finish in the condom. But that being said, when I'm drunk I've been known to do an awful lot of things that I wouldn't do sober, and yanking a condom off and coming on an ass is definitely one of them.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Never actually heard of it other than it being a Dane Cook act.

Either way, there's chicks that actually ask you to cum on them, so I don't see why it would be necessary.

And oral is a must for a healthy sex relationship if you ask me. If a chick won't go down, she can't be that good in bed... I had that happen to me. This chick was really tentative about it, I actually went flaccid for as much of a turn off that was.



What do you guys think about reciprocating, though? By that I mean the guy going down on the chick obviously.

1st) That seems something that the guy must initiate and see what happenes next. Women don't seem like they will ask for it, is just in the heat of the moment.

2nd)I've come to love doing that. And it has always been a need of me to perform that act since i first did it. I will actually do it if I don't receive it just for the fun of it

 

[Funky--K]

i've been active for about 6 years now, but still I can't say i'm mature. I can't help go for a classic motorboatin' everytime

 

[Keegan]

Well... the definition of Fish-eye in the Urban Dictionary is a bit different from the way it was originally described to me... during Doggy-style an attempt is made to insert a finger in the posterior. Anyway, anybody tried the "Buckin' Bronco"?

 

[Bobby]

Am I allowed to post here?

 

[Theodorakis]

you're black if I'm not mistaken and it's a no for you, sir.. you'll scare us all if you are going to talk about your cock..

 

[ShearerM4]

during Doggy-style an attempt is made to insert a finger in the posterior.

That's hardly outrageous then... Almost standard practice, if anything just to be antagonistic.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I had to urban dictionary that one... we always called it a Houdini

So which came first: Dramatic Prarie Dog or Fish-Eye?

 

[::shinji::]

I think I've pretty much exercised every perversion I've ever been curious about on my spouse at some point in time. When you've been doing the same chick for over ten years, you pretty well own that ass and can do anything you want with it.

One of the few benefits commitment has to offer..

 

[Ubik Valis]

Am I allowed to post here?

[slowmotion]Nooooooooooo! Dooooon't dooooo iiiit![/slowmotion]

 

[Keegan]

I've gotten "did you just come on me!?"

Why yes, yes I did.

Gold.

 

[ShearerM4]

I think I've pretty much exercised every perversion I've ever been curious about on my spouse at some point in time.

Congratulations man!

 

[Hans]

I like it when the girl lick my asshole... or when she slowly grasp your cock from behind, that's a great turn on man...

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Well... the definition of Fish-eye in the Urban Dictionary is a bit different from the way it was originally described to me... during Doggy-style an attempt is made to insert a finger in the posterior.

Don't think I've ever done it during doggy style, but in other positions yes. I did it during a threesome to the girl I wasn't having sex with. She got freaked out and left. Didn't bother me because she was the ugly one.

Am I allowed to post here?

Absolutely!