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The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

rony31

Team Captain
And I felt it necessary to post this given the nature of the thread.

 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
rony31;2700390 said:
I'm too tight around girls, need to learn to loosen up more. But I'm heading up north to a cottage next weekend with some friends and a ****load of booze, so fingers crossed they come easy.

First time I had sex was with a girl I was going out with for about a month and a half and I couldn't even finish, which was exactly the opposite of what I expected. She told me she came twice. Now that I think about it, she was probably lying though.

The booze loosens you up. And probably the best advice you can have for doing anything is to just fake it until you make it. If you pretend to act loose and fake being cool, eventually it will just be you.

The chick was definitely lying. I've had a girl actually come during intercourse exactly twice in I don't know, well over a hundred times. Most women can't come from just vaginal intercourse, and many of those who can don't actually get comfortable enough to, and grow into being able to until they're older. Oh, and I would be completely ******* INSULTED if a girl pulled some bull**** "I came". If it actually happens the chick will NOT let you just keep *******, it's way too sensitive for that. She'll at least completely stop everything, at most she'll completely jump off your dick. Or at least in my experience anyway, but I suppose all chicks are different.

The not coming part is pretty normal. Happens to me a fair bit, although granted it's always drunk.

I love talking about sex. This is exactly why I started this thread.
 

Keegan

Yardie
Don't you just love it when a girl starts a sentence to you with... "I have a boyfriend, and I know you have a girlfriend, but..." :D
 

Alejandrix

Reserve Team
rony31;2700317 said:
I don't have nearly enough sexual experience to contribute to this thread, but the reading's been great. you guys are my heroes. :(

The same with me... and have to say the reading is very very interesting:coffe-anim:
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Alejandrix;2700446 said:
The same with me... and have to say the readying is very very interesting:coffe-anim:

Dream big kids!!!! I was once like you! Probably way more pathetic!

....not calling anyone here pathetic, in fact far from it. I'm calling my old self that, spanning several years of my posting here.
 

Bobby

The Legend
Actually, other than being peed on, I don't have any exciting stories. Apparently her bladder was full and she decided to empty it on me by pushing me down and saying "I'm going to pee on you", I was like "Heh, okay". That was that.

Honestly, depression robbed me of my sex drive. It sucks, but I rarely even think about it now. I am actually extremely, let's say, colorful, about it. But I don't think about it much anymore. I'm 24 and I feel 100 some days.
 

Kibe Kru

Starting XI
Bobby;2700539 said:
But I don't think about it much anymore. I'm 24 and I feel 100 some days.
Join the club, mate... not that I have a lot to contribute to the thread anyway, but still... Hope you deal with it better than I do.
 

INFESTA

Official
ShiftyPowers;2700396 said:
If it actually happens the chick will NOT let you just keep *******, it's way too sensitive for that. She'll at least completely stop everything, at most she'll completely jump off your dick. Or at least in my experience anyway, but I suppose all chicks are different.

Great advice. Totally fits in with my own experience.

My 1st 3 gfs couldn't have vaginal orgams, so I really thought the problem was me. Come on, 3 in a row? Tbh, we don't have a clue about the number of women who can have straight orgams during penetration.
Only later I happened to have sex with girls that genuinely came during a pretty standart sexual act from my part. I didn't do anything that different, we were a better fit and they could do it.

Oh, and I've met 2 girls that had orgasms during anal sex. I thought it was a myth!
 

Keegan

Yardie
ShiftyPowers;2700396 said:
The booze loosens you up.
... at most she'll completely jump off your dick.

I know both of these statements to be true. I could just say "Guinness is good for you", but I'll elaborate a bit more to add that this fortunate young Miss decided to go on top, had four "Big O's" in quick succession and jumped off, curled up and went to sleep. Leaving me wide awake in every sense of the word.

:browsmiley:
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
INFESTA;2700705 said:
My 1st 3 gfs couldn't have vaginal orgams, so I really thought the problem was me. Come on, 3 in a row? Tbh, we don't have a clue about the number of women who can have straight orgams during penetration.
That really sucks. Not only because you start to think that there's something wrong somewhere, but also because it means having to do some extra work to make her climax :D
INFESTA;2700142 said:
A different question: do you often desire women you had sex with a long time ago? Sometimes I go nuts just to have sex with some of these girls one more time... Not that I would, though.
I definitely 'suffer' from this too. Longing for past experiences particularly if they didn't go very far and you didn't get to explore much with her or I'd put ruing missed opportunities in there too.

For example I had a girl on my course who I was kind of into for a quick fling. Had a chance to make of a move... didn't. Gave up. Then few months later near the end of a semester we hooked up and had sex just a couple of times. When I think back I regret probably costing myself a couple of months there.
 
INFESTA;2700142 said:
A different question: do you often desire women you had sex with a long time ago? Sometimes I go nuts just to have sex with some of these girls one more time... Not that I would, though.


been there, done that... it's right in the middle of being a fantastic experience and being a "never meet your heroes" state at the same time..
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
ShearerM4;2700875 said:
That really sucks. Not only because you start to think that there's something wrong somewhere, but also because it means having to do some extra work to make her climax :D

Meh, not really. It's too common for an educated person to think there's a problem. And I don't really mind foreplay anyway, so who cares. I don't keep score at sex.
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
The great thing about having sex while drunk is that I don't really care whether the chick gets off or not. Of course, if sober I'm the total opposite. I've had a couple of chicks who didn't orgasm through penetration; one I just basically cut all communication with and gave up, the other actually said she came through me fingering her while she was giving me head.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
skiptomylou;2701020 said:
The great thing about having sex while drunk is that I don't really care whether the chick gets off or not. Of course, if sober I'm the total opposite. I've had a couple of chicks who didn't orgasm through penetration; one I just basically cut all communication with and gave up, the other actually said she came through me fingering her while she was giving me head.

I don't see why dudes are obsessed with getting girls off by vaginal intercourse... or on the other hand couldn't care less about ever getting the girl off. When I was in a LTR the standard was start making out, escalate that, get her off by finger (not fingering, but rubbing) or tongue, usually finger, and then sex where I got off. Any subsequent sex stuff that day was usually just straight sex where I was the only one who got off, although that's not a rule. It's not a big deal for girls to not get off, for them it can just feel good and be nice, but not get them off. For one night stands it's completely understood that the girl is probably not going to come.

I like cuddling too Bobby. So much so that a girl stopped hooking up with me in some part because I was too lovey (cuddling when sleeping, making out while having sex) for her. These were all drunken hookups. And it's not like I loved her or anything either.

That really sucks too. She was freakin hot.
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
I think it's very different in a long term relationship. I don't really have much experience in that, though. You could say I'm on my first 'serious' relationship. Anyway, for the most part I know what will get her off and can do so while getting off myself. So whenever she doesn't come, it makes me feel like I didn't do something right, other times I don't really care because I was just horny. And yes, it seems that girls get off a lot more if there's anticipation and foreplay, while to me foreplay makes me come faster, which I didn't really like at first. But now I don't really mind it as long as we're both satisfied in the end.

In my other relationships, it was mostly me winning sex as some sort of price because the chicks weren't all that obsessed with it. At that point I was much younger, though. I really didn't know much about anything other than putting it in and thrusting robotically . Thinking back, I understand why they weren't all that into having sex; I sucked at it.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
skiptomylou;2701036 said:
In my other relationships, it was mostly me winning sex as some sort of price because the chicks weren't all that obsessed with it. At that point I was much younger, though. I really didn't know much about anything other than putting it in and thrusting robotically . Thinking back, I understand why they weren't all that into having sex; I sucked at it.

Ugh, you're summoning up terrible memories. I dated a 19 year old last summer who would tell her friends how much she loved having sex with me, and send me dirty texts because she was "so horny", but when we were together it was impossible to get her out of her pants. It was just like "could you please stop ******* around with my itunes and do me now?" Starting from first hookup and ending with breaking up, we saw each other for probably 1 month, and in that time I think we had sex 5 times. I've had sex 5 times in a day before, so this SUCKED. Definitely the drawback to dating so young.
 

$teauA

Superstar
MaestroZidane;2699356 said:
1st) That seems something that the guy must initiate and see what happenes next. Women don't seem like they will ask for it, is just in the heat of the moment.

I've had one girl tell me once, right as we were about to really get into it, that she loved if I could cum on the small of her back. That was a first. It's rare though, that a girl will just come out and say that though, from my experience at least.

edit: btw, great thread Shifty
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
$teauA;2701075 said:
I've had one girl tell me once, right as we were about to really get into it, that she loved if I could cum on the small of her back. That was a first. It's rare though, that a girl will just come out and say that though, from my experience at least.

edit: btw, great thread Shifty

I only came on the small of a girl's back once, when an ex and I had "butt cheek" sex, which was basically like titty-*******, except with an ass. Why? I think I probably came up with the idea to expand upon some joke for a cheap laugh, and for whatever reason the chick was like "we should do that!" Definitely not my first choice, and hell I had to go buy lube and everything.

EDIT: Actually it's called "hot dogging" and it was definitely the source of much hilarity before we did it.
 


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