newbie original;3656818 said:Q: What do you say to a woman/girl who wears under-sized (too tight) clothing?
A: You are lacking in other areas and trying to overcompensate. Stop pretending.
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newbie original;3656818 said:Q: What do you say to a woman/girl who wears under-sized (too tight) clothing?
A: You look bad and cheap and I still play with you.newbie original;3657463 said:Aunt Marie is not your typical Jose-Marie Frenchwoman. She is single and frequently goes to bars and pubs looking for younger men. She has a tendency for teasing her nephew Michael. She is visiting her 10 year old nephew Michael. Michael has just bought a teddy bear.
Aunt: Why have you bought that terrible teddy bear? How can you play with a teddy bear like that? It's so ugly, what do you name an ugly teddy bear like that? How can you play with that ugly little thing? It looks so bad and cheap.
Q: How does Michael respond to Aunt Marie's questions?
chygry;3657473 said:Newbie has officially lost the plot.
newbie original;3657463 said:Aunt Marie is not your typical Jose-Marie Frenchwoman. She is single and frequently goes to bars and pubs looking for younger men. She has a tendency for teasing her nephew Michael. She is visiting her 10 year old nephew Michael. Michael has just bought a teddy bear.
Aunt: Why have you bought that terrible teddy bear? How can you play with a teddy bear like that? It's so ugly, what do you name an ugly teddy bear like that? How can you play with that ugly little thing? It looks so bad and cheap.
Q: How does Michael respond to Aunt Marie's questions?
newbie original;3657870 said:A: The teddy bear is named Aunt Marie.
RobbieD_PL;3657480 said:I think the reason why he doesn't find women attractive is because he's incestuous.
newbie original;3657877 said:Dear Siri, please do not wake me up at 7 am.
Q: What does Siri do?
newbie original;3657881 said:^^^^That's old. That's lame.
Stick to the topic at hand.
Alex;3657888 said:Besides, it's a CarlosDanger special.
newbie original;3657881 said:^^^^That's old. That's lame.
Stick to the topic at hand.
Sir Didier Drogba;3657921 said:Watching newbie interact with Robbie is like watching an international rock star getting interviewed by some shitty elderly regional TV presenter.
Sir Didier Drogba;3657921 said:Watching newbie interact with Robbie is like watching an international rock star getting interviewed by some shitty elderly regional TV presenter.
RobbieD_PL;3657894 said:You're F***ING Lame.
Mandieta6;3658119 said:Siri wakes you up at 8.
Exactly.newbie original;3658141 said:Newbie being the International rock star. Robbie being the Regional TV presenter.