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newbie original;3656818 said:
Q: What do you say to a woman/girl who wears under-sized (too tight) clothing?

A: You are lacking in other areas and trying to overcompensate. Stop pretending.
 

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Aunt Marie is not your typical Jose-Marie Frenchwoman. She is single and frequently goes to bars and pubs looking for younger men. She has a tendency for teasing her nephew Michael. She is visiting her 10 year old nephew Michael. Michael has just bought a teddy bear.

Aunt: Why have you bought that terrible teddy bear? How can you play with a teddy bear like that? It's so ugly, what do you name an ugly teddy bear like that? How can you play with that ugly little thing? It looks so bad and cheap.

Q: How does Michael respond to Aunt Marie's questions?
 

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newbie original;3657463 said:
Aunt Marie is not your typical Jose-Marie Frenchwoman. She is single and frequently goes to bars and pubs looking for younger men. She has a tendency for teasing her nephew Michael. She is visiting her 10 year old nephew Michael. Michael has just bought a teddy bear.

Aunt: Why have you bought that terrible teddy bear? How can you play with a teddy bear like that? It's so ugly, what do you name an ugly teddy bear like that? How can you play with that ugly little thing? It looks so bad and cheap.

Q: How does Michael respond to Aunt Marie's questions?
A: You look bad and cheap and I still play with you.
 

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newbie original;3657463 said:
Aunt Marie is not your typical Jose-Marie Frenchwoman. She is single and frequently goes to bars and pubs looking for younger men. She has a tendency for teasing her nephew Michael. She is visiting her 10 year old nephew Michael. Michael has just bought a teddy bear.

Aunt: Why have you bought that terrible teddy bear? How can you play with a teddy bear like that? It's so ugly, what do you name an ugly teddy bear like that? How can you play with that ugly little thing? It looks so bad and cheap.

Q: How does Michael respond to Aunt Marie's questions?

A: The teddy bear is named Aunt Marie.
 

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RobbieD_PL;3657480 said:
I think the reason why he doesn't find women attractive is because he's incestuous.

I just did a GOOGLE search for hot babe. Your argument does not hold.
 

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newbie original;3657877 said:
Dear Siri, please do not wake me up at 7 am.

Q: What does Siri do?

In the mixed groups of savanna baboons, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the males depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual.
 

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newbie original;3657881 said:
^^^^That's old. That's lame.

Stick to the topic at hand.

Besides, it's a CarlosDanger special.
 

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Alex;3657888 said:
Besides, it's a CarlosDanger special.

I could have done it about either the kangaroo or the kiwi; but that would have been copying CarlosDanger's Intellectual Property.

I was just trying to beat newbie at his own game.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

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Watching newbie interact with Robbie is like watching an international rock star getting interviewed by some shitty elderly regional TV presenter.
 

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Sir Didier Drogba;3657921 said:
Watching newbie interact with Robbie is like watching an international rock star getting interviewed by some shitty elderly regional TV presenter.

 

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Sir Didier Drogba;3657921 said:
Watching newbie interact with Robbie is like watching an international rock star getting interviewed by some shitty elderly regional TV presenter.

Newbie being the International rock star. Robbie being the Regional TV presenter.

RobbieD_PL;3657894 said:
You're F***ING Lame. :lui:

This is not about me. This is about that. THAT is what you said.

Mandieta6;3658119 said:
Siri wakes you up at 8.

No. I am going to let you think about it a little bit more.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

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