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Superstar
"And his lifelong dream has always been to be a part of "The Royal Brazilian Trumpet Society of People In Dire Need of Braces" (TRBTSPIDNB, to make it abit easier on the eye). But after growing abnormally large teeth, Ronaldinho could no longer play the trumpet, as his teeth were blocking the mouthpiece on the trumpet. It was around this time Ronaldinho started playing with balls."

"Ronaldo de Assis Merbabka das Silva das Bööt van Persie III of Essex never played football. This is all a government conspiracy organized by the French (The land which clearly should be burnt down and made a huge parking lot out of). The person you believe to be Ronaldinho, playing for Barcelona FC in the Primera Division is in fact, Bobby Charlton's penis."

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SouthAfrica fan

Banned [Idiot]
Life Ban
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Thierry_Henry
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ronaldinho

The person you believe to be Ronaldinho, playing for Barcelona FC in the Primera Division is in fact, Bobby Charlton's penis. Boy o' boy, can that penis play ball

lol


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sam_Allardyce
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Arsène_Wenger
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Afrikaans

“Kry hierdie moederfokkende slange van my moederfokkende vliegtuig af!”


~ Samuel L. Carlos*son on Afrikaans SOAP

lol
 
M

MikeyM

Big Daddy
That's awesome (and yes I even laughed at the United bit too). Even the Mr T error message is class!



Mike
 
B

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
== Great Players ==
4. Nwankwo Adebayor
8. Pascal "Shit" Cygan
14. Robin Van Skillz
19. The Squirrel of Highbury
22. Jerermemie Aliadiadieddie'ere
24. Gael "got a girls name" Clichy
25. Lauren "got a girls name too and no last name"
26. Jens "gemanys number eine!!!!!!" Lehmann
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However, we have recently cracked the code on how Wenger decides on buying players for Arsenal. The players must follow most, if not all of these following criteria

1. He must be French

2. He must be shorter than Wenger

3. He must NOT be a striker

4. He must weigh equivalent or less than Wengers weight divided by pi

5. He must NOT be older than Wengers age divided by pi

6. He must NOT be remotely close to the skill level of Thierry Henry

7. He must NOT be from Britain, Guatemala, Canada or Uzbekistan

8. He must NOT be from any Premiership club

9. He must be faster than Wengers speed multiplied by the square of pi

10. He must have a funny name that can be manipulated into a verbal pun
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Man, this site is great. (H)
 
U

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking



Haha, wtf!? :((H)
 
G

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
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As part of the governments attempts to introduce more renewable forms of energy, Peter Crouch is expected to be signed up as a wind turbine. The government ministers also want to gain exclusive rights to cloning him so they can make a whole farm of patented Peter Crouch Turbines generating electricity for spotty teenagers like you to look at porn on the internet.
 
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