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What do you think about my Country

yoyo913

Team Captain
Joe Rogan had fleshlight as his sponsor for his podcast for a while. You're supposed to unscrew the bottom and then the splooge drips out. You connect the end to the faucet and wash it out. JR said he's tried it and it feels much better than your hand but you always feel ashamed when you finish.

Cue You're an expert at this/how many do you own?
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
I would tell people (off the internet) I owned/used one, just as I don't go around telling people that I masturbate. But I'd be no more ashamed than I would be about wanking
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
ShiftyPowers;3376885 said:
I would be SOOOOOOO ashamed to try one. Even if I used one every day I'd lie and deny like Austin Powers with that Swedish Made Penis Enlarger.


Hahaha, me too. I think that's another level of self loathing I can't get into.
 

davidmende

Starting XI
sepak;3376104 said:
stupid donkey lovers, this people from north coast of colombia are a disgrace

Maybe, we, here in the north coast are a disgrace for you "cachacos", but at least we didn´t tear the whole damn country appart with your stupid civil wars. Most of the useless conflicts that followed independence from Spain have originated
in the andean region.
 

Sepak

Cocaine
Staff member
Moderator
davidmende;3380270 said:
Maybe, we, here in the north coast are a disgrace for you "cachacos", but at least we didn´t tear the whole damn country appart with your stupid civil wars. Most of the useless conflicts that followed independence from Spain have originated
in the andean region.

come on bro, I said this people(the donkey lovers) not all people from north coast, they are cool guys(Y)
maybe I should yalk to you in russian for a better understanding

как вы делаете сегодня?
 


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