What do you think about my Country

[Sepak]

Hot Latina girls and Cocaine is certainly great.

But I agree. I'm not big on doing donkeys.

the bad thing is I thought it was only a myth

 

[ARIAGA II]

Colombia is in the Caribbean?

No, it's in NYC. Colombia however, is partly in the Caribbean.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Hot Latina girls and Cocaine is certainly great.

But I agree. I'm not big on doing donkeys.

Donkey humping? So that isn't exclusive to Tijuana?

 

[Sepak]

Donkey humping? So that isn't exclusive to Tijuana?

it seems it's extended all over the world

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Anyone seen Equus?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Ha I saw it on stage with Harry Potter and Uncle Monty.

 

[Theodorakis]

the bad thing is I thought it was only a myth

I have one better...

and it is not occasional chicken humping..



you know melons.. you take it fresh, rest it on a soil for a few days only on one side, just to let it soften a bit but not rotten.. straight cut with a knife in that soft spot and there you go, it is said to be the closest thing to a **** especially if it is warmed up a bit.. and you can adjust tightness by squeezing..

so apperantly; when sex becomes a taboo, people start to fuck donkeys and melons.. leave us alone..

 

[Back Door Skip]

Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out by the level of knowledge on the subject.

 

[Sir Calumn]

A FEW DAYS!? That is some advanced perversion planning right there

 

[Alex]

Why not just by a Flashlight Vagina rather than planning so far ahead with melons?

I'm always concerned, with those rubber vaginas, do you wear a condom or do you clean them out somehow? Sounds gross to me.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Dishwasher probably. Or I don't know, maybe it would melt. I don't have a pocket pussy.

 

[jschuck12001]

Why get a pocket pussy when you can have one on your key chain?

 

[Sepak]

so twisted

 

[Alex]

They're close in and rubber though aren't they? How would that go in the dishwasher? It's always baffled me.

Someone google it.

The keyring one looks silly, only because the whole idea is that the whole thing is surrounded usually, where as key ring one would just be the tip.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah, also the fact that people would see it every time you pull out your keys.

 

[Sepak]

The keyring one looks silly, only because the whole idea is that the whole thing is surrounded usually, where as key ring one would just be the tip.

well, people that needs this kind of stuff wouldn't reach beyond the tip with a real vagina

 

[jschuck12001]

You should see the the throwback version, extra bushy!

 

[Alex]

Yeah, also the fact that people would see it every time you pull out your keys.

Oh yeah, didn't even consider that

 

[Alex]

well, people that needs this kind of stuff wouldn't reach beyond the tip with a real vagina

Well not necessarily. I mean EVERYONE masturbates. Well basically everyone.

This could/would just make that better. But who knows, I've never tried one. But I wouldn't necessarily be ashamed to.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I would be SOOOOOOO ashamed to try one. Even if I used one every day I'd lie and deny like Austin Powers with that Swedish Made Penis Enlarger.