I'm just copy pasting stuff as I am known for.
You know you are India when:
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam,
Kamini & Shamini.)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their
real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the
remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they
won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic
utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel
means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ( And they prefer
it that way).
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or
receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose
daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity
of more than the speed of light.
27. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've
eaten, even if it's midnight .
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty."
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have
improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their
lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting
dirty.
33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
37. When you have Taco Bell sauce stocked up in your glove compartment or pantry, or any other place where you can store sauce.
38.Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
39.Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
40.Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
41.You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
42.You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
everyone thinks you're "Indian" no matter what part of South Asia your ancestors were from.
43.You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
44.You've had to sit through videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.
your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
45.You drive mostly Japanese cars.
you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
46.You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
47.You've never gotten little red envelopes around February.
piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.
48.You're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages
49.Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
50.Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In India (or other native country), we studied even more."
51.Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
an Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
52.Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
53.Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
everyone thinks you're good at math.
54.You like $1.75 movies
55.You like $1.50 movies even more.
56.Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing From Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.
57.Your parents insist you marry within your race.
you either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it
58.Your parents have never kissed you
you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
59."You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
60.You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
61.You have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side
62.At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
63.Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
the vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
64.You will most likely be taller than your parents.
65.Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
66.You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
67.Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
68.Your family owns a tennis racquet.
69.Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chang)
the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
70.You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
71.You own a rice cooker or two
72.You buy corn oil by the gallon.
73.Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
74.Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going
75.Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
76.You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.
77.You think Cricket is played by everyone in the world and is the Best Game the British invented.
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78.You also like to put a lot of smilies in your post coz it is is free.
100.You don't know to make things small(ex.Hindi Movies{all of them 3 hours long}).