Your girlfriends mom...

[nickclubman]

come on now nick wheres the sense in that lol

Can't say I thought it through, I was quite surprised until I read it over :funny: lol

Now if it was to be true, if he had really wrote that down...I'd have probs read it how it really is and asked for a recipe... hahaha

 

[King]

Nice Try but wrong answer, u should have used ur lifelines.

EDIT: But still u win 5 days of vacation on Virgin Islands with 5 whores to accompany u for five nights. NJOY.

 

[Gerrard 17]

Nice Try but wrong answer, u should have used ur lifelines.

Die.

 

[$teauA]

Die.

Yup.

 

[The Don't]

Nice Try but wrong answer, u should have used ur lifelines.

Hahahahaha...........oh wait, there's no funny

 

[Virgo]

My relationship with my mum's girlfriend

what a cool mistype

 

[Funky--K]

what a cool mistype

!!!!!!!!!!!!

*evil laugh

 

[INFESTA]

what a cool mistype

Yeah, how'd I wish for that.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

haha!

Yeah, I laughed out loud in my living room when I read that. Oh, I guess king just isn't in a relationship because he's trying to be safe! What!?!? What a HORRIBLE rationalization for your ****ty life king!! Flaw one... condoms prevent STDs and pregnancy over 95% of the time, there seriously is no risk, so "staying safe" isn't a rational thought. Flaw two... believe it or not, but there have been relationships that have survived for awhile without having sex. If you really were worried about having sex for whatever dumbass reason, I'm sure you can find many women who would probably be cool with that. Now, with these two glaring flaws in YOUR rationalization to why you aren't dating anyone, I'm going to tell you why you really aren't dating anyone.

A) You have no female friends, don't have anything close to one, can't talk to women, and definitely can't approach women.

You are fugly as **** and get shot down all the time.

C) You are fugly and shy, but not as shy as A. You can talk to women, but when you get shot down you get really discouraged and don't talk to women for weeks or even months on end.

D) You're like Steve Carrel in the forty year old virgin and not 17 or younger as I'm assuming. I believe in that movie he probably falls into category A, but with the exception that he is ****in 40 years old.

 

[$teauA]

Yeah, I laughed out loud in my living room when I read that. Oh, I guess king just isn't in a relationship because he's trying to be safe! What!?!? What a HORRIBLE rationalization for your ****ty life king!! Flaw one... condoms prevent STDs and pregnancy over 95% of the time, there seriously is no risk, so "staying safe" isn't a rational thought. Flaw two... believe it or not, but there have been relationships that have survived for awhile without having sex. If you really were worried about having sex for whatever dumbass reason, I'm sure you can find many women who would probably be cool with that. Now, with these two glaring flaws in YOUR rationalization to why you aren't dating anyone, I'm going to tell you why you really aren't dating anyone.

A) You have no female friends, don't have anything close to one, can't talk to women, and definitely can't approach women.

You are fugly as **** and get shot down all the time.

C) You are fugly and shy, but not as shy as A. You can talk to women, but when you get shot down you get really discouraged and don't talk to women for weeks or even months on end.

D) You're like Steve Carrel in the forty year old virgin and not 17 or younger as I'm assuming. I believe in that movie he probably falls into category A, but with the exception that he is ****in 40 years old.

wow !!

 

[INFESTA]

If you really were worried about having sex for whatever dumbass reason, I'm sure you can find many women who would probably be cool with that.

Many, many, many women. Especially in your age.

Great post, btw.

 

[$teauA]

New development, my girlfriends mom is a bitch!! My gf went to the beach for 5 days with her family I was supposed to go with them but apparently they didn't have any more hotel rooms (I know that was bull because of the stuff my gf told me) but anyway I got over that I figured they just wanted a family vacation or whatever however they got back yesterday and I call my girl just to hear the great news that her mom had a fight with her and she's not letting her do anything this weekend , we were planning on going to the first highschool football game of the season tonight and then hang out at one of the afterparties but nooooo her mom had to be a bitch about it. I was planning on calling her mom today and telling her what I thought about it but I decided to call my girl instead and I got the great news that her mom was such a big bitch that she scheduled her to babysit without even telling her. I used to like her mom but now I just think she's full of s*it and I'm definitely gonna show it when I go to her house again and she's there.

 

[Callum]

I used to like her mom but now I just think she's full of s*it and I'm definitely gonna show it when I go to her house again and she's there.

badddd idea, you will rgreat that if you do that.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

You're only getting one side of the story Steaua, not to say that the mom is totally in the right with whatever she did, but you're hearing about it from a VERRRRRRRRY biased perspective. Mom's and daughters fight all the time, and your girl is not 100% up front with you about the situation I guarantee that.

 

[$teauA]

You're only getting one side of the story Steaua, not to say that the mom is totally in the right with whatever she did, but you're hearing about it from a VERRRRRRRRY biased perspective. Mom's and daughters fight all the time, and your girl is not 100% up front with you about the situation I guarantee that.

Oh I know don't get me wrong but anyway today I went and hanged out at the mall with both of them and we had lunch too, and I had to struggle to seem like I had no problem with what her mom had done but I did good and by the end of the day I was sucking up to her mom.........I have no idea how that happened but hey I'm just glad that it all worked out eventually.

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

Shifty = Dr. Phil. But more intelligent.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

And much less of a douchebag.

So Ryan, are you back for good now, or will you be MIA for another 6 months starting next week?

 

[SRB]

Yeah, I laughed out loud in my living room when I read that. Oh, I guess king just isn't in a relationship because he's trying to be safe! What!?!? What a HORRIBLE rationalization for your ****ty life king!! Flaw one... condoms prevent STDs and pregnancy over 95% of the time, there seriously is no risk, so "staying safe" isn't a rational thought. Flaw two... believe it or not, but there have been relationships that have survived for awhile without having sex. If you really were worried about having sex for whatever dumbass reason, I'm sure you can find many women who would probably be cool with that. Now, with these two glaring flaws in YOUR rationalization to why you aren't dating anyone, I'm going to tell you why you really aren't dating anyone.

A) You have no female friends, don't have anything close to one, can't talk to women, and definitely can't approach women.

You are fugly as **** and get shot down all the time.

C) You are fugly and shy, but not as shy as A. You can talk to women, but when you get shot down you get really discouraged and don't talk to women for weeks or even months on end.

D) You're like Steve Carrel in the forty year old virgin and not 17 or younger as I'm assuming. I believe in that movie he probably falls into category A, but with the exception that he is ****in 40 years old.

wow that was kind of harsh no? maybe the guy doesn't want to have sex yet... there are people like that still left in the world believe it or not. not many but there still are. also, how is there no risk if condoms prevent 95% of pregnancies/STDs... 5% chance that a person will contract a potentially deathly disease is a cause of worry i'd say. maybe he just don't wanna poke every hoe at a party he goes to, so he heasn't had a steady gf who would give him the opportunity. there are plenty of reasons people are still virgins. i don't buy his excuse, but i still felt like arguing with you... there's still 5 minutes before my show

 

[ShiftyPowers]

From the United Nations:

Few prevention methods are 100% effective. Condoms do occasionally slip or break, although fortunately this rarely happens. Condoms that are outdated, poorly manufactured, or inappropriately stored are especially susceptible to breakage. Oil-based products (such as hand lotion or petroleum jelly) can also damage male latex condoms, so only water-based lubricants should be used during sexual intercourse with a male condom.

In general, condoms are most likely to fail when they are not used as directed. Opening a condom packet with your teeth, a knife or scissors, for example, can inadvertently cause the condom to tear. It is important to use condoms from the beginning of a sexual act, rather than just before ejaculation, to prevent exposure to potentially infectious pre-ejaculate or vaginal fluids. Studies suggest that the frequency of condom failure declines as individuals become more accustomed to using condoms. That is one reason why effective HIV prevention includes both accurate information on condoms and measures to increase individual skill in using condoms correctly. As employees of the UN system, we are entitled to a facilitated demonstration of the use of both male and female condoms.

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

So Ryan, are you back for good now, or will you be MIA for another 6 months starting next week?

haha. I should be on more now.