The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

Voltaic Borusse;2721367 said:

... I'm either too big or she's not turned on by me.

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Maybe it's that mood thing she mentioned instead of either of the above-mentioned excellent reasons. Try playing some Elton John or some Tevin Campbell softly in the background to get her in the proper mood. If all else fails, go for the big guns and play some Luther Vandross.

Don't listen to Keegan, Em! If it's buttfuc*ing, you gotta go for either Barry White or Dillinger Escape Plan.

I don't know about Dillinger Escape Plan, but my candidates know all about the task at hand, and should subconciously lead her mind towards the topic and make her more receptive.

Dragan T;2721552 said:

Don't listen to Keegan, Em! If it's buttfuc*ing, you gotta go for either Barry White or Dillinger Escape Plan.

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GWAR does the trick as well, for whatever reason.

Tom;2702573 said:

Completely spot on. Let's face it guys, doesn't matter how big your dick is or what you can do with it, vaginal intercourse won't get the majority of girls off all the time, it just doesnt happen, and guys who say they can genuinly carry on with the same amount of oomph after they've climaxed themselves is a load of BS. Girls couldnt care less if you don't get them off with your flaming rod, as long as you know how to play the piano or the flute, they'll love you all the same.

Oh and i also agree Bobby, cuddling4tw.

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Just like the Yellow Pages - I let my fingers do the walking! Use that for the warm up and then finish with intercourse. Works for me and my wife every time.

MikeyM;2721724 said:

Just like the Yellow Pages - I let my fingers do the walking! Use that for the warm up and then finish with intercourse. Works for me and my wife every time.

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Trufax. Foreplay's essential.

Dragan, I probably would lean more towards Amon Amarth.

Voltaic Borusse;2721741 said:

Dragan, I probably would lean more towards Amon Amarth.

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Damn, you must be the type of guy who treats women like total dirt in bed.




I figure Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" would be great, at least for its symbolic title...

Voltaic Borusse;2721367 said:

I've attempted anal sex with my girlfriend a few times, and it was fail after fail after fail every single time. I even prepped her asshole by inserting a butt plug (which I purchased) but that didn't work either. She claimed to have had anal sex with other men before and that she just needs to be in the mood for it. I'm either too big or she's not turned on by me. In any case, it's mad frustrating.

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Damn, why do you people even talk about what happened with both of you before you met? See, she just facked up your head bcs you know that a-hole was worked on in the past successfully by other dudes, and it just doesn't work when it's you. Worse: you don't know if the problem is you, but I bet you think it is...

I always regret having any sort of info of a gf's past. Really, it always blows my mind on several differente levels; in worst case scenarios, I end up shutting her off completely, which obviously leads to a massive FAIL.

Dit-the fuck-to.

I will have to agree there - I would rather not know that other men had ****ed my girlfriend up the ass.

INFESTA;2721849 said:

Damn, why do you people even talk about what happened with both of you before you met? See, she just facked up your head bcs you know that a-hole was worked on in the past successfully by other dudes, and it just doesn't work when it's you. Worse: you don't know if the problem is you, but I bet you think it is...

I always regret having any sort of info of a gf's past. Really, it always blows my mind on several differente levels; in worst case scenarios, I end up shutting her off completely, which obviously leads to a massive FAIL.

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In the beginning, when she was just a hookup/jumpoff girl, we had that sort of relationship where we could discuss certain things that we had done in the past comfortably without insecurities getting in the way of things. Now that emotions are involved it's obviously different. Looking back in retrospect she and I both regret some of the things that were discussed. There's worse stuff that I know that still kind of bother me!

Voltaic Borusse;2721873 said:

There's worse stuff that I know that still kind of bother me!

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This may end up being the deal-breaker. I won't say details of what may happen here in case they don't since I wouldn't want to give you a bad idea, (that's kind of confusing but I think you know what I'm trying to say) but if you really dig this girl, you will have to dispense with all the unsavoury things that she may have done in the past - just as she needs to dispense with yours. I won't bull**** you though, that's not very easy to do. If I may, though - I'd suggest you don't put too much effort into a particular branch of the sex act and start making love with your girlfriend. If the backdoor route happens, it happens. Don't let history become an obstacle to the deepening of your relationship with your girlfriend. Cheers.

Voltaic Borusse;2721873 said:

In the beginning, when she was just a hookup/jumpoff girl, we had that sort of relationship where we could discuss certain things that we had done in the past comfortably without insecurities getting in the way of things. Now that emotions are involved it's obviously different.

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Yeah that happens. I've been there.

Is it just my luck or do most girls really suck at giving head? No pun intended.

rony31;2723869 said:

Is it just my luck or do most girls really suck at giving head? No pun intended.

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If it's just luck we're both really unlucky.

For real. I mean how hard can it be NOT to use your teeth?

rony31;2723896 said:

For real. I mean how hard can it be NOT to use your teeth?

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My major beefs are that they don't go down far enough and they don't flick the tongue, but the scrapers are inexcusable too.

Lol my friend told me a funny story that this hippy girl he was with was actually trying to suck his peehole. It got so painful he had to stop her. She also had a huge bush and armpit hair.

rony31;2723869 said:

Is it just my luck or do most girls really suck at giving head? No pun intended.

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Yes.

No further comment.

It comes down to luck.. but then again. I would be surprise if more than 20% of the women out there actually new how to give good head. Like I mentioned before, I was damn surprise when this girl from a small town in mexico (wife's cousin) was able to give me one of the best BJ's if ever had