The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

[jani]

Why would the ex want to have sex with you if she's happily married?

Or am I just being naive?

 

[Mandieta6]

Keegan's packing.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Why would the ex want to have sex with you if she's happily married?

Or am I just being naive?

Naive.

 

[Keegan]

Why would the ex want to have sex with you if she's happily married?

Or am I just being naive?

Yep - naive.

 

[rony31]

Keegan's packing.

Jamaican me crazy.

About the younger chicks one, I got a beej from some 18 year old this past summer... man she was bad.

In other news, I'm currently seeing a girl a year older than me who happens not only to be smokin hot, but also a nympho. Carlos-*******-pot. I beat it out twice (raw) this past weekend, and apparently I'm pretty good in bed despite it being only my 3rd and 4th times having sex. God-given talent I guess.

 

[1966+2006]

3) Somebody much younger than you are (but still legal)

Just use the "Half Your Age Plus 7" rule.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half%20your%20age%20plus%207

 

[Keegan]

Isn't that for Cougars?

 

[Tom]

Nah for me.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

In other news, I'm currently seeing a girl a year older than me who happens not only to be smokin hot, but also a nympho. Carlos-*******-pot. I beat it out twice (raw) this past weekend, and apparently I'm pretty good in bed despite it being only my 3rd and 4th times having sex. God-given talent I guess.

How exactly does twice in a weekend qualify as "nympho"? Call me when you're ******* 5 times a day.

 

[MaestroZidane]

He's got a point. I've gone around four times on a single day..... yet I still wouldn't call her a nympho

 

[ShiftyPowers]

He's got a point. I've gone around four times on a single day..... yet I still wouldn't call her a nympho

My record is six and that girl was definitely not a nympho. The second half of our relationship is pretty hardcore evidence of that.

 

[rony31]

I doubled my sex tally in one night, must you come out and kill it for me, Daniel? I guess I was clouded by the fact that she's also sort of a freak while we're doing it.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I doubled my sex tally in one night, must you come out and kill it for me, Daniel? I guess I was clouded by the fact that she's also sort of a freak while we're doing it.

Sorry man, good job.

Freak? Details????

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah, that's a nympho. I've only heard of those in stories, never come across one in my life. One dude I knew kicked a girl out of his bed because he was tired of having sex, and she sat on his floor and ****ed herself with a curling iron.

 

[Keegan]

Yeah, that's a nympho. I've only heard of those in stories, never come across one in my life. One dude I knew kicked a girl out of his bed because he was tired of having sex, and she sat on his floor and ****ed herself with a curling iron.

... and the award goes to... (drumroll) chick who ****ed herself with a curling iron!

 

[Pogba4Now]

lol some nice stories here.

 

[Bobby]

Haha, "dry spell".

I'm just collecting 0-0 draws to get points here and there to avoid relegation! Terrible spell of form, terrible.

If I was totally gay I'd be in business though, gay guys freaking love me.

 

[Mandieta6]

Haha, "dry spell".

I'm just collecting 0-0 draws to get points here and there to avoid relegation! Terrible spell of form, terrible.

If I was totally gay I'd be in business though, gay guys freaking love me.

That really says it all.

 

[MaestroZidane]

sooooo... any stories you'd like to share with us Bobby??

 

[Bobby]

Nothing interesting. Really.