The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

[RobbieD_PL]

C'est quoi Toma OUT?

 

[rony31]

Hung out Friday night, she said she didn't wanna commit herself to anything but still liked me and wanted to hang out, etc. Then banged it out, made me breakfast. Win.

Also, that night was the first time my penis was involved in anything the least bit sexual in almost 2 weeks, so safe to say it took a ****load of willpower not to blow the whistle in the first minute of injury time

 

[Keegan]

Congratulations!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Hung out Friday night, she said she didn't wanna commit herself to anything but still liked me and wanted to hang out, etc. Then banged it out, made me breakfast. Win.

Also, that night was the first time my penis was involved in anything the least bit sexual in almost 2 weeks, so safe to say it took a ****load of willpower not to blow the whistle in the first minute of injury time

Let me give you a pro-tip my man, if you're gonna bust fast do girl-on-top. That's the position that most allows you to hold out.

 

[MaestroZidane]

the last time that happened to me.. I actually took care of business a few hours before.. really helped with the looong night.

 

[rony31]

Let me give you a pro-tip my man, if you're gonna bust fast do girl-on-top. That's the position that most allows you to hold out.

She was, ended up holding out for a good 10 minutes I think. Only problem was when I pulled out, 2 weeks worth of semen splashed onto my stomach. Ugh.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

She was, ended up holding out for a good 10 minutes I think. Only problem was when I pulled out, 2 weeks worth of semen splashed onto my stomach. Ugh.

Hahahaha, pull out the other way friend.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Hahaha... gotta switch positions once you feel you've held up. That helps you last a bit longer, too.

Plus, I dunno about you guys, but if a girl is on top for too long, my dick starts to hurt after a while.

Not really, but I'm a switcher and like to finish in doggy.

 

[$teauA]

She was, ended up holding out for a good 10 minutes I think. Only problem was when I pulled out, 2 weeks worth of semen splashed onto my stomach. Ugh.

Hahahahaha that's turrrrrrible

 

[rony31]

Hahaha... gotta switch positions once you feel you've held up. That helps you last a bit longer, too.

Plus, I dunno about you guys, but if a girl is on top for too long, my dick starts to hurt after a while.

Mine doesn't hurt, but sometimes when they change their angle a little bit, it feels like they're gonna break my dick. Horrible feeling.

 

[Keegan]

She was, ended up holding out for a good 10 minutes I think. Only problem was when I pulled out, 2 weeks worth of semen splashed onto my stomach. Ugh.

Dude - bareback?

 

[Ubik Valis]

She was, ended up holding out for a good 10 minutes I think. Only problem was when I pulled out, 2 weeks worth of semen splashed onto my stomach. Ugh.

You didn't seem to mind when I splashed my semen on your stomach.

 

[rony31]

Dude - bareback?

She's on the pill. I never have em on me. Raw Dog.

Dragan: Well duh, it's not that bad when it's someone else's semen. Your own is just gross.

 

[Pogba4Now]

She's on the pill. I never have em on me. Raw Dog.

Assuming your partner doesn't have HIV, genital warts, gonorrhea or other STDs.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

By the way, have you guys had any questionable one night stands? I had one last week. I need to bleach my mind to forget all about it...

If I get the courage to post it here, I'll post the failure it was later.

LOL, tons of them. Had one on Friday.

 

[rony31]

I got a beej from a 17 year old (going on 18, so don't crucify me) at a cottage over the summer. I was so ashamed, particularly cuz she was HORRIBLE at it.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Most women are bad at BJs. Honestly, the only reason I want them semi-regularly in a relationship is so the girl proves she loves me, haha. But ****, that can be once every few weeks or a month. I just like pussy man, BJs aren't my thing.

 

[Keegan]

**** and sweat? Ew.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Yeah, that's a bit too funky.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Been there Skip. The huge mat of hair is always terrible; I didn't wrap up with one of those once and literally got rug burn on my cock the next day. To top it off I came on her ass, and got some TP to clean the come off. The semen had dripped in her butthole, so I wiped that and when i looked at the TP it had this semen poo mix on it. I'm polite, so I didn't say anything, and since she was facing the other way she couldn't see me gagging as i sprinted to the bathroom to flush the evidence. It was seriously the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. All for sub-mediocre trim.

Battle wound man; when you hook up as a drunk fool a lot you'll get some stories.

In a related story, I'm giving up alcohol for Lent. We'll see how that goes. The upside is that sober maybe I'll meet a nice, short, cute girl who's relationship material and not a drunk lush. The downside is I don't actually have any other hobbies outside getting drunk, so.... yeah.