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simo_yes;2927803 said:whats still on the list?
Middle Eastern and Asian.
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simo_yes;2927803 said:whats still on the list?
ShiftyPowers;2927934 said:Middle Eastern and Asian.
Mandieta6;2927947 said:Wanna hang?
simo_yes;2928138 said:i think i've only got arab and negro to go. but if im going to split hairs, still havent had a pacific islander or an all-blonde swede. i got with an asian bitch in japan a couple of months ago, that was an experience. kept asking me to rape her and then cried when i couldn't come because i was too drunk
rony31;2928208 said:Both the chicks I've banged have German fathers and Canadian mothers. Some Indian chick from England gave me head at a cottage once, she was awful, never getting near one of those again.
Theodorakis;2928350 said:You dont need real money for a trip to eastern europe.. take ukraine for example; all women are good looking, some of them are spectacularly beautiful, and you can get yourself a magnificent night in a not-less-than-decent night club for less than 100 bucks.. and I'm being seriously generous there, you can take my word for that..
ShiftyPowers;2928212 said:80% of my conquests would have ended their Shifty experience in tears
I do a lot of stupid **** for the story.
ShiftyPowers;2928212 said:I've been sorta liberal with a few of them. I crossed off black and latina with one girl who was 50/50, and my American Indian is pretty dubious
simo_yes;2928379 said:and i hate to be the bearer of bad news but 50/50 doesnt count, its a bit of a technicality but i reckon you have to do a pure bred to get full marks.
the best i've ever had was a colombian beauty. those girls know how to serve their men. but i think my best achievement would be a russian girl who did not speak a single word of english. toiled away for 4 hours on an iphone translator with gleaming results
ShiftyPowers;2931506 said:I have a couple tips as well, the first one is for beginners (or the sober) who aren't comfortable walking into a room and ripping a girl's clothes off and nailing her so fast it might as well be in one motion. The second one is a tip every single guy needs to know.
1) Basically, if you aren't comfortable just ripping her pants off and sticking it in immediately, you can start with the move you always see in the Boyz II Men videos where you kiss down the stomach and then inner thigh and start eating her out, and then at some point you just take off your pants, come up to kiss her, and put it in.
2) I had to learn this one the hard way. Basically, if you aren't pushy (you should be!) girls can get really hesitant when their pants are off, but panties are on. I mean you'll try to take off their panties and they'll block every attempt like they're Iker Casillas. Nothing is getting in. The solution is to take off the panties at the same time you take off her jeans. I've only been thwarted while trying to do this move once, and it was on a first date (don't do many dates) by a 19 year old who had sex twice before, both times with virgins. Oh, and we worked together. She basically showed me how ridiculous girls can be about that iron curtain of panties if you aren't careful. Took me literally 16 hours in bed (included sleeping) WITH HER PANTSLESS to **** her. But yeah, just take the panties off with the pants.
I don't really do any tricks though. Normal routine is to start in missionary or girl on top and finish in doggie. My favorite position is the girl laying down flat and me hitting it from behind, but basically just because you get her to moan like you're in "spider monkey" doggie (RAISE UP!) without having to do all the effort. I reserve Spider Monkey for the extremely hot that I'm trying to impress; it often makes me sweat profusely if it's a hot day.
simo_yes;2931606 said:the thought of that is just inconceivable