The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

[Filipower]

Ditto, my tongue ain't going near it enough. I mean, why when you have its much tastier sister inches away?

 

[Mandieta6]

I don't really do any tricks though. Normal routine is to start in missionary or girl on top and finish in doggie. My favorite position is the girl laying down flat and me hitting it from behind, but basically just because you get her to moan like you're in "spider monkey" doggie (RAISE UP!) without having to do all the effort. I reserve Spider Monkey for the extremely hot that I'm trying to impress; it often makes me sweat profusely if it's a hot day.

Which one's that? Raise a leg over your shoulder?

 

[Keegan]

I have a question..
If, whilst performing Cunnilingus on a super hot chic, and she would FART out loud right on your face in a 69 position..what would you do ?

If it is 69, you'd be facing her minge... how then is she going to fart in your face? At best she could ruffle your hair...? In any case, what is a fart among friends?

 

[VanTheMan]

If it is 69, you'd be facing her minge... how then is she going to fart in your face? At best she could ruffle your hair...? In any case, what is a fart among friends?

haha..
but what about the ugly odour that would circulate all around...
that be a shocker lol
even if it were with a super hot model or the SG Babe of the year winner lol

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Which one's that? Raise a leg over your shoulder?

It's basically just regular doggie style, except the guy is standing/kinda squatting so that he's going in from a high angle instead of straight on. Total pornstar move.

 

[simo_yes]

is it possible to ban a person from a single thread?

 

[$teauA]

haha..
but what about the ugly odour that would circulate all around...
that be a shocker lol
even if it were with a super hot model or the SG Babe of the year winner lol

Speaking of...

My girl loves it. It even gets her off from time to time.

 

[VanTheMan]

Speaking of...

My girl loves it. It even gets her off from time to time.

Ur Chic is a LEGEND

 

[King]

Now imagine if its a wet fart and couple of drops just slip by and drip in your mouth.....Ohh yea baby....

 

[VanTheMan]

Now imagine if its a wet fart and couple of drops just slip by and drip in your mouth.....Ohh yea baby....

Hahhahaha LOL LOL LOL
Disgusting !
that would be the equivalent of poop sex

 

[simo_yes]

cant be as bad as this

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/

 

[nentautako]

the chick needs to be shaved. I still get grossed out if I feel even a bit of long hairs down there. I won't even finger it.

don't you feel it natural. my man love it...

 

[ShiftyPowers]

This thread is so awesome, and making me cry. I'm on the most desperate dry spell since I've been sexually active, and by a factor of 3 or 4. With the exception of a prettay not great looking FB that I've called a few times while drunk I'm going on over a year now. I didn't know this could happen, but I guess it means I can't just fall into pussy like a celebrity. Certainly not putting much effort into it, and when I go out I've started to be much more about the alcohol and very little about the women which NEEDS to change.

 

[Mandieta6]

Change of luck for me in the last 6 months leading to regular sex for the first time ever, and after years of thinking I'll have to make due with a fatty for the first few times, I actually overachieved.

Downhill from here.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah... I hooked up with this pretty hot girl about a year ago or so. Maybe two months later she dumped me even though I was pretty obsessed with her, and didn't give me a reason.

Haha, I mean, I could venture a guess just from that second sentence.

BTW, the answer to your no car problem is to have a neighborhood bar that you're a regular at. Aside from the benefits that come naturally with being a regular at a bar (cheap drinks, know everybody), if it's walking distance from your house you can all pull from there without a car. I recommend it. Of course, I haven't put it into action lately because I have lost my mojo.

 

[$teauA]

WTF Shifty? What's going on here? Do we need to talk?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Nah, I know exactly what's going on, not in the best place career/life wise and it's carrying over into everything. And I seem to be reacting to booze a lot differently than a few years ago, although that could just be because of what I said in the first sentence.

 

[$teauA]

Nah, I know exactly what's going on, not in the best place career/life wise and it's carrying over into everything. And I seem to be reacting to booze a lot differently than a few years ago, although that could just be because of what I said in the first sentence.

Ah I hear that. Makes perfect sense.

 

[Pogba4Now]

What do you guys use for contraception? Condoms Vs "the pill" Vs vasectomies/tubal ligation etc.

 

[Mandieta6]

Previously condoms, now something called the 'the ring' (ominous **** right?), basically a ring she stuffs inside that liberates chemicals that act like the pill, but she only needs to put it in once a month.