Anyone had any experience with pierced tongues? I've been flirting with this girl who has one but I'm worried that **** will hurt or something. I've been told it makes **** better, but I can't wrap my head around how a plastic rod will feel good anywhere on my body.
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Mandieta6;2814640 said:
You know, my first thought was "yeah, it's awesome" and then I thought back, and I don't think I've ever had a girl with a tongue piercing go down on me. I've made out with a girl with one, I've done girls with all kinds of other piercings, but don't think I've ever had sex with one.
Well, look, it doesn't get a reputation of being awesome by being awful. Also, what kind of poor girl has a plastic piercing; metal baby.
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I've gotten a BJ while my girl had either a piece of candy or ice... don't know if the feeling is the same as a piercing, but having that added piece did make it feel good.
Pretty sure I ****ed it up with that girl. Our class went up to a ski resort for the weekend, and we were ******* around in my room on Friday night when I proceeded to puke everywhere and pass out. Note that I remember absolutely nothing from that entire night, and now she won't really talk to me. Damn you alcohol.
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rony31;2815932 said:
We've all been there homes, live and learn.
Keegan;2815944 said:
Well I woke up with her panties and shirt on the floor next to me, so I was hella confused. Whenever I asked her what happened she either says "nothing, we were making out, you puked, don't worry about it" or "I don't wanna talk about it now". So I text her saying I'm getting a weird vibe off her and when she decides to talk, to let me know. Not gonna bother til then, and then if everything's still okay I'll break out the sweet talk. Feb.14 coming up, could make up for it then if worse comes to worst.
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^^mmm... something tells me you were going down on her, threw-up, and she really took that the wrong way.
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Bobby;2816500 said:
Maybe he pulled a "Denis" and pooped on her tits...hence her silence on the subject.
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rony31;2816436 said:
Ummm, no. I don't think you're allowed to make an over the top Valentine's Day gesture if you just got dumped by silence.
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rony31;2816532 said:
If a girl isn't responding, then you cut off contact. Good for you starting to do the right thing. It doesn't ever help to call a girl who doesn't want to talk to you over and over again; it looks desperate.
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Shifty*my is spot on.. if you cut off contact at exactly the right time, then you might have a small chance.. otherwise it'd be better to dig a hole and get into it, and then wait for your own **** to drown you.. trust me it is.. been there, done both..
She's talking again. Last night she text me saying it had nothing to do with the weekend but that she "doesn't know what she wants and she needs to think about stuff". Immediate reaction was relief to be honest, guess I didn't puke in her vajj. Anywho, I played the nice guy card and told her to take her time, blah blah blah, she started texting me a bunch again today chit chatting and wants to hang out one of these nights. Worst case scenario, friends with benefits. Toma OUT.
rony31;2817167 said:
Nice!
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rony31;2817167 said:
Hope it works out for you.