The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

rony31;2723869 said:

Is it just my luck or do most girls really suck at giving head? No pun intended.

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Most chicks are not that great at it from my experience but I think it just makes the good ones that much better haha...

A thought that comes to mind is, How about you give her some pointers?... That is of course, you want her to stick around. I actually had to take that route with my current wife. Trust me, its always the best move

I've been blessed man, all but one of the girls I have been with are not just good but amazing at giving head, my fiance now is a freak thought she doesnt do it as often as I would like, even when i prompt her which is really frustrating....Actually all but my ex actually liked to swallow, that's pretty amazing!....and I really feel lucky cause I realize a lot of guys dont even get that in a lifetime.

KingPaulV;2723975 said:

I've been blessed man, all but one of the girls I have been with are not just good but amazing at giving head, my fiance now is a freak thought she doesnt do it as often as I would like, even when i prompt her which is really frustrating....Actually all but my ex actually liked to swallow, that's pretty amazing!....and I really feel lucky cause I realize a lot of guys dont even get that in a lifetime.

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I don't think girls mind swallowing all that much. In my experience I've never really run across a girl who sucks cock, but doesn't swallow.

Really? I always thought it was something that most women didnt like doing; I guess that's the perception...like I said I only had one who didnt like it at all..

That's the perception, but in my anecdotal experience it isn't the reality.

If a girl isn't all that sexually attracted to the guy she might refuse to do it I suppose.

skiptomylou;2724012 said:

Most chicks swallow if they gets into it.

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...or if it gets into them.

wow, i thought i was the only one....

ive only had a couple of good blows in my life.

most girls press their teeth into my cock way too much.


btw, i ******* LOVE it when they look at me while sucking. its so ******* hot

I`ve only had 1 girl actually blow me to the point of climax, usually it`s just foreplay. But ya, she swallowed. And she kept going like I didn`t even finish, started to hurt so I literally pushed her away.

I've never climaxed from head. Truthfully all of the women I've been with were poor when it came to giving head, and the woman I'm with now who's 30 years old and has been around the block is no exception. When I was in my early teens I had this preconceived notion that all women gave head like Jenna Haze. Reality sucks.

I never did for a long time until a girlfriend literally made it her mission to get me to come. So it's possible, I'm pretty sure it's just bad technique that makes it so hard.

It took me forever to actually come while getting head. The first few times I would just make them stop because after a while it would just hurt. I thought it was my fault and that there was something wrong with me cause most dudes seem obsessed with head. Yet I didn't see what was so special about it.

Most chicks I've been with suck at it, and I thought it was more of an acquired taste. But the chick I'm with is decent at it. She sometimes still hurts me, or just sucks me to get herself off, but I've came from her giving me head.

Hmm, all but one gfs I've had were pretty good at giving blowjobs. All of the swallowed, btw, so I guess Shifty's on the right track (and again, I've never had sex with a girl I wasn't passionate about).
I particularly enjoyed my chinese ex-gf and her amazing number of bj drooling. Ahh, that was a sight to see...

My current gf deepthroats. For real, man. That's a first in my book anyway. I tend to think that's why I invited her to live with me. :P

Can't say I blame you there... drooling ftw!

I have had sex with an (student) actress wearing her Desdemona costume and quoting lines from the play, at my request. Seriously.

"Now, now, very now that old black ram is tupping your fair white ewe"

Othello must have had an ENORMOUS penis.

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2726719 said:

I have had sex with an (student) actress wearing her Desdemona costume and quoting lines from the play, at my request. Seriously.

"Now, now, very now that old black ram is tupping your fair white ewe"

Othello must have had an ENORMOUS penis.

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And a brotha too, apparently.

INFESTA;2724337 said:

Hmm, all but one gfs I've had were pretty good at giving blowjobs. All of the swallowed, btw, so I guess Shifty's on the right track (and again, I've never had sex with a girl I wasn't passionate about).
I particularly enjoyed my chinese ex-gf and her amazing number of bj drooling. Ahh, that was a sight to see...

My current gf deepthroats. For real, man. That's a first in my book anyway. I tend to think that's why I invited her to live with me. :P

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a must have for myself too

Ok... what is the current protocol as it relates to having sex with

1) Your happily(?) married ex?
2) The former gf/bf of your friend? (cough)JT(cough)
3) Somebody much younger than you are (but still legal)

I suspect I am behind times and current morals.

Keegan;2812334 said:

Ok... what is the current protocol as it relates to having sex with

1) Your happily(?) married ex?
2) The former gf/bf of your friend? (cough)JT(cough)
3) Somebody much younger than you are (but still legal)

I suspect I am behind times and current morals.

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When in doubt, perform all three.

Keegan;2812334 said:

Ok... what is the current protocol as it relates to having sex with

1) Your happily(?) married ex?
2) The former gf/bf of your friend? (cough)JT(cough)
3) Somebody much younger than you are (but still legal)

I suspect I am behind times and current morals.

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1) Not cool, but if she's down I might still do it because I have bad morals.

2) Totally fine, but you have to at least run it by your friend first. "Hey, would you mind if I tried to get on ____?" Is enough. As long as it's been longer than a year (maybe less, depends), even if he says no, you can disregard his objection because he's just being a dick.

3) Completely fine, in fact it's preferred.