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Chris Rock is a piece of ****

nird

Senior Squad
mannyb28 said:
he has his funny moments but hes not like lights out funny

chapelle is the king of stand up

chapelle is cool, but not the best. the thing with all the black standup artists, they scream and yell and try to say f*ck as many times the can and it's funny for like 15 minutes, but then it gets boring.

Now, Seinfeld however, he is cool (H) . He's always so calm, never swear or go crazy. Awesome. His material also kick ass.

Ali-G also rocks :rockman:, though his shows are not standup.
 

Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
rony31 said:
quit trying to be hip by liking black comedians and rap music. nerd.
You're obsessed with that alexisonfire crap so stop talking already.

But yeah, DMX is amazing (Y)
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
I've never really seen Chris Rock's stand-up, so I dunno how good it is, but Head of State is one fucking funny movie.
 
V

Virgo

Guest
nird said:
Now, Seinfeld however, he is cool (H) . He's always so calm, never swear or go crazy. Awesome. His material also kick ass.

oh man Seinfeld, best tv show ever... piss poor stand up comedian.

His material kicks ass? Have you been living on the moon or something? Routines about laundry and stuff like that? Please, at least Chris Rock often tries to make a point about society as feeble as it may be.

But that's just me and I'm really not easily amused.

I like my comedy meaningful or else I'd rather watch American Pie than listening to a guy talk about differences between men and women for an hour. At least I get to see chicks while I listen to the same type of jokes.

Hence why Hicks is the greatest comedian of all time, more than a comedian actually, a philosopher. And on a lower step Lenny Bruce and George Carlin.
 

$teauA

Superstar
I thought Never Scared was hilarious, I've probably seen it 3 or 4 times and I laugh just as hard every single time.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
INFESTA said:
I like Jim Gaffigan, although I've only seen him on Conan.

Gaffigan is fantastic. I would suggest you try to download some of his standup from a p2p if you can; I saw him on Comedy Central Presents and a few times on Conan and he's always great.

How can anyone think Chris Rock isn't funny? He's hilarious. He's one of the best commedians ever, hell as much as I love Dave Chappelle (and I LOVE him), he can't touch Chris Rock as a stand up. Whoever started this thread is an idiot. Rony.
 
The last stand up comedy special Chappelle did was terrible ("For what it's Worth" I beleive it was called), I think I got maybe 2 minor chuckles out of it...and I'm a big fan of his. His earlier stand-up was great, but he's a lot better in sketch comedy IMO. Chris Rock I think is similar in a lot of ways, same goes for Martin Lawrence. Thier earlier stuff is great, but now their stand-up comedy has gotten kinda stale, same sorta jokes/subject matter just rehashed..

Jon Stewart's stand-up, now that's class! (H)
 

Stotty

Fan Favourite
I've never heard any of these peoples stuff, and only heard their names on these boards. We just dont get their stuff in england...i dont think anyway :(
 

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
Stotty said:
I've never heard any of these peoples stuff, and only heard their names on these boards. We just dont get their stuff in england...i dont think anyway :(

Download something once in a while... gawd :rolleyes:
 
Run DMB said:
Jon Stewart does stand-up? :o

I've never seen it.

He sure does, I saw him doing stand-up long before the Daily Show. There's a really good HBO special he did a while back that's hilarious, you could probably download it somewhere. I think it was called " Jon Stewart: Unleavened" it's from like 1998 I beleive, but it's still pure gold.
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
I was watching Martin Lawrence stand up one time, it was pretty funny...

What I don't get is Dane Cook though... Why are people so excited about him? :|

His "Guy in a Superman Tshirt" skit is really not funny at all but people seem to be talking about it all the time. I don't know his other stuff, but if that's supposed to be one of his best then he sucks.
 
Martin Lawrence's "You so Crazy" stand-up special was awesome, but I think he's gone downhill since then...and that was from like 1994 :(
 

ttwellman

Reserve Team
Gerrard 17 said:
I was watching Martin Lawrence stand up one time, it was pretty funny...

What I don't get is Dane Cook though... Why are people so excited about him? :|

His "Guy in a Superman Tshirt" skit is really not funny at all but people seem to be talking about it all the time. I don't know his other stuff, but if that's supposed to be one of his best then he sucks.


Dane Cook is hilarious. Kind of stupid comedy, but he is insightful at points.
Try his CD's, Harmful if swallowed, and his new one, Retaliation(sp??).
 

#1 Stunna

The Alpha Mexican
Gerrard 17 said:
I was watching Martin Lawrence stand up one time, it was pretty funny...

What I don't get is Dane Cook though... Why are people so excited about him? :|

His "Guy in a Superman Tshirt" skit is really not funny at all but people seem to be talking about it all the time. I don't know his other stuff, but if that's supposed to be one of his best then he sucks.

haha, I actually really liked that Superman joke Kader. :D And I like most of Dane Cooks stuff to.
 

SB9Dragon

Fan Favourite
LOL, Seinfield, hilarious. Those two words shouldn't be in the same paragraph, forget about sentence. I'd rather watch Ibra rehabilitate from his injury then watch Seinfield's standup. He sucks.
 

xxxFLYERxxx

Starting XI
Gerrard 17 said:
I was watching Martin Lawrence stand up one time, it was pretty funny...

What I don't get is Dane Cook though... Why are people so excited about him? :|

His "Guy in a Superman Tshirt" skit is really not funny at all but people seem to be talking about it all the time. I don't know his other stuff, but if that's supposed to be one of his best then he sucks.

go to www.danecook.com, videos, and watch the last one. Its his first tv performance and its his best. hes wearing a boston bruins jersey.
 


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