Ever been THIS so close?

[henry#14]

I was at a party on Saturday night. There were women in abundance, enough for everyone to get some action. Well there was this one girl I had been trying to get with for like a month and I knew this was gonna be my chance. So anyway the drinks kept coming and so did the bitches. So I saw her and I knew this had to be it. So as the night went by I was chatting her up and finally got a dance from her; it's only a matter of time before I got some of her. So by like midnight(we started at like 7) we're on the floor dancing and in the mood of things. Being the sexy beast that I am she was all over me, we must've done all kinds of nasty(the good type) shít. So we go sit down, have some more drinks and decide to go back out to the floor. So the guy at the stereo sees my situation and puts on a slow song. I'm thinking it's just moments away. SO after like 10 minutes of slow dancing, I'm about go in for the kill. She's standing there with her eyes closed and just as I get aorund to it, some asshole comes and....headbutts me. Yes, he HEADBUTT me. This guy's head was like sheet rock. I was just about knocked out, being drunk didn't help. So I recover from my daze still looking for my night's action. She's like "sorry about that, but I've gotta go. maybe next time." I was so f*cking pissed off but I couldn't even do anything because this guy is just a huge **** and he'd absolutely kicked my ass. So anyways I've yet to see her since then, she goes to my school but I haven't seen her.

Ever been SO close only to have it ruined by some asshole?

 

[$teauA]

You got owned just like a little bitch man .

And to answer your question, no.

 

[Callum]

I'm about go in for the kill. She's standing there with her eyes closed and just as I get aorund to it, some asshole comes and....headbutts me. Yes, he HEADBUTT me. This guy's head was like sheet rock. I was just about knocked out, being drunk didn't help. So I recover from my daze still looking for my night's action.

thats the most random thing ever. you did get owned :fool:

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Are you kidding me? That's close? Son, if you think you were any where near closing the deal from that point you are a very confident person and probably have a really good track record at one night stands. How close have I been?! I've been half naked, with a chick topless on my dorm futon, making out for 15 minutes and then she abruptly left because we did kinda abandon her older sister (although sis DID say, "go have fun"). So to answer your question, yeah, I've been closer, a LOT closer.

 

[henry#14]

I don't think I would've got that far, but at least I'd have gotten somewhere towards hittin' that. Haha Shifty, that sucks man.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah dude, that was one serious case of blue balls. And the worst part was either the next weekend or the one after that I picked up this chick at a party and we couldn't go back to either of our places because we both had roomates sleeping and that was an absolute sure thing. I'm so glad I don't live in the dorms anymore.

 

[TOON ARMY]

It serves you right for dancing with some blokes bird

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah, dancing!! Next thing you know they'll be having sex and worshipping Satan. It's just dancing dude.

 

[henry#14]

Well I thought the fact I was going after her would make it obvious she had no boyfriend.

 

[Fernandez]

You shouldn't have got drunk.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Well, the lesson I suppose I should try to get across here is that blue balls are a major part of life. Everyone strikes out and in addition to that everyone has instances where they think something great is going to happen and then the chick calls it all off. It's just a part of life as a man.

 

[Klobb]

He just headbutted you!?wtf.!?

 

[mhflierman]

So how's the head..?

 

[Rob]

So how's the head..?

HAHA

 

[::shinji::]

ahh to be young and horny again... I turn down more ass than I get these days, sometimes I'm forced to choose between sex and Chapelle's show and sex doesn't always win

 

[Bonzi]

ahh to be young and horny again... I turn down more ass than I get these days, sometimes I'm forced to choose between sex and Chapelle's show and sex doesn't always win

getting old, old boy

 

[Jambo Den]

Let us clarify what 'close' is.

For instance, one of my mates went as far as wappin' his nob oot, ready to slip it in and give the burd a right good seeing to, only to be interrupted by a meddling wee brother looking for his iPod.

He had to roll over the side of the bed Action Man style so that the lad wouldnae see him starkers, otherwise he would have told the parents and he'd have been chucked oot onto the street in his bare arse.

 

[INFESTA]

I was at a party on Saturday night. There were women in abundance, enough for everyone to get some action. Well there was this one girl I had been trying to get with for like a month and I knew this was gonna be my chance. So anyway the drinks kept coming and so did the bitches. So I saw her and I knew this had to be it. So as the night went by I was chatting her up and finally got a dance from her; it's only a matter of time before I got some of her. So by like midnight(we started at like 7) we're on the floor dancing and in the mood of things.

Honestly, the only shocking thing I found in your story was going to a party at 7pm. That's revolting.

ahh to be young and horny again... I turn down more ass than I get these days, sometimes I'm forced to choose between sex and Chapelle's show and sex doesn't always win

I hear you mate.
I've been through a weird 'phase' where I went to bed with every bird I could lure into my bedroom, although sustaining a decent quality level (Denis knows ), but now things have been very quiet. As if my sex drive took a 3 month vacation (and still going)... I still get the random boner in the morning or whenever, though. Must be the big 30s approaching.

 

[Sprhr66]

U got owned man.
Find that guy and kick his small asshole and headbutt him using a hammer. :fool:

 

[theedor]

that situation reminds me one word here in turkey saying (I don't know if this is foreign based but I'd like to translate as I can):

"dance is the vertical satisfaction of horizontal pleasures.."


..on the other hand, never mind a girl.. they're 72% water.. only a few are worth fighting..