Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
slot, box, mound, spam purse, meat curtains........axe wound !!!!!
This is a reminder of 3 IMPORTANT RULES:
1- External self-promotion websites or apps are NOT allowed here, like Discord/Twitter/Patreon/etc.
2- Do NOT post in other languages. English-only.
3- Crack/Warez/Piracy talk is NOT allowed.
Breaking any of the above rules will result in your messages being deleted and you will be banned upon repetition.
Please, stop by this thread SoccerGaming Forum Rules And Guidelines and make sure you read and understand our policies.
Thank you!
ShiftyPowers said:I didn't know you were Shifty Savage!!
ShiftyPowers said:Minge? What's that, some weird Scottish rag or something?
INFESTA said:Aaron, I thought you liked older women.
INFESTA said:Is that good or bad? I don't know him at all.
Anyway, I always say sh!t like that when a friend asks for advice concerning women. That's why they never ask again
gagiz said:well me and my gf were at the movies one time and she starts unzipping my pants and starts giving me hand wen all of a sudden one of the security guards at the door starts walking towards us.i tell my gf and she lets go of my cock but my pants are still unzipped lol.It was kinda embarrassing.But alteast i got my money's worth out of the movie!.lol
BING! hahamhflierman said:So how's the head..?
ShiftyPowers said:Well, the lesson I suppose I should try to get across here is that blue balls are a major part of life. Everyone strikes out and in addition to that everyone has instances where they think something great is going to happen and then the chick calls it all off. It's just a part of life as a man.
If I had to guess, I would place my money on it being amazing most of the time, by virtue of all that pent up energy. The chick I was principally referencing is, at first glance, heavily sexual in her dress, jokes, actions, etc (she's a virgin and she writes a sexual advice column ). But shes also Catholic, albeit not a very good one and refuses to do it until shes married...and im definately not marrying this oneShiftyPowers said:Actually, if you put in the time with a prude and they start to feel really comfortable and safe around you, they can be amazing in the sack..... or it can be like having sex with a couch, but then again even the sexiest woman alive apparantly is just as good as a couch (angelina)