Ever been THIS so close?

[Virgo]

a friend of mine was already down some chick's panties in his room and suddenly she starts crying, and screams: I can't do this! and then leaves. How's that for close?

 

[x4dixont]

so im guessin this guy was the boyfriend of the gal? well im not suprised he headbutted you then, check out the girls situation before tryin to get in her pants, thort that wud be common sense really!!

and as for the bloke i suggest a group beating would suffice but not too bad

 

[Dan the monkey]

Seriously x4dixont have you read any of the other posts in this thread?

 

[x4dixont]

yeah yea mi bad, well def kick his ass now then if that wasnt her bf

 

[INFESTA]

Oh, you're totally right about one thing, henry#14: only a moron would hit you on that situation. He should be thanking you instead, for making clear his girlfriend is a disatisfied slut, whose boyfriend is unable to satisfy her both sexually and emotionally, thus resorting to shortcut relationships, where she allows strangers to seduce her - hence feeling wanted and desired again - something the moron who headbutted you can't deliver.

 

[$teauA]

Oh, you're totally right about one thing, henry#14: only a moron would hit you on that situation. He should be thanking you instead, for making clear his girlfriend is a disatisfied slut, whose boyfriend is unable to satisfy her both sexually and emotionally, thus resorting to shortcut relationships, where she allows strangers to seduce her - hence feeling wanted and desired again - something the moron who headbutted you can't deliver.

ouch

 

[henry#14]

Guys I thought it was clear that she had no boyfriend. But still, ouch INFESTA.

So how's the head..?

I still have a cut there

 

[FF7]

So why did he hit you?

 

[henry#14]

Drunk.

 

[::shinji::]

I hear you mate.
I've been through a weird 'phase' where I went to bed with every bird I could lure into my bedroom, although sustaining a decent quality level (Denis knows ), but now things have been very quiet. As if my sex drive took a 3 month vacation (and still going)... I still get the random boner in the morning or whenever, though. Must be the big 30s approaching.

haha, yeah, I went through the same phase too. Trying to get any chick I could into bed, any woman I met I'd instantly start wondering if I could score with her if I really tried. Haha my quality level back then wasn't always the greatest though, I have to admit.

I think what happens is that the challenge is gone. I can literally have sex any time I want, so the "thrill of the hunt" is gone. As years go by I'm starting to realize that thrill or challenge is like 50% of what makes sex so desireable! I think that's where the "7 year itch" that people talk about comes from, I been with my woman for just about 7 years (this September) and I hate to admit it, and I'd never think of leaving her over it or cheating (although I almost picked up a Russian stripper at my friends stag party, even got her phone number. I threw it out though after I was sober again...), but I think my sex life is gonna be kinda predictable from now on...unfortunatly. Oh well, so much for being the next Ron Jeremy..

a friend of mine was already down some chick's panties in his room and suddenly she starts crying, and screams: I can't do this! and then leaves.

hahaha that's exactly why I never dated Portuguese chicks!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Oh, you're totally right about one thing, henry#14: only a moron would hit you on that situation. He should be thanking you instead, for making clear his girlfriend is a disatisfied slut, whose boyfriend is unable to satisfy her both sexually and emotionally, thus resorting to shortcut relationships, where she allows strangers to seduce her - hence feeling wanted and desired again - something the moron who headbutted you can't deliver.

I didn't know you were Shifty Savage!!

 

[rhizome17]

Let us clarify what 'close' is.

For instance, one of my mates went as far as wappin' his nob oot, ready to slip it in and give the burd a right good seeing to, only to be interrupted by a meddling wee brother looking for his iPod.

He had to roll over the side of the bed Action Man style so that the lad wouldnae see him starkers, otherwise he would have told the parents and he'd have been chucked oot onto the street in his bare arse.

OK, similar situation here when I was a heck of alot younger... BUT go one step further and actually BE inside (albeit with most clothes still on as it was a quickie at lunchtime before having to go back to school - she lived near the school) and the brother had decided to come home as well... walks into the living room where we are on the couch and she is on top. If anone can remember the mid-nineties whee girls wore skirts over pants... well the pants were off but not the skirt, which luckily covered anything given the way we were positioned. She pretends to be looking at my tonsils , the brother asks whats going on and in the only way a sister can talk to a brother she says '**** off'. But by then I had lost the motivation anyway.

Hugo - you might have a three month hiatus or whatever, but believe me - nothing disappears, this thing about young guys having the drive etc. is bollocks as far as I can see. I dunno, maybe it is a consequence of having employment where it is necessary for me to be around eighty 18 year old young 'women' ( ) every week but I have never had it so good. I always heard the stories as an undergrad about tutors and students but never really believed them.... until now.

Late twenties >>> teenage years anytime.

They walk away knowing the difference between a 'man' and a 'boy'.

 

[Jambo Den]

They walk away knowing the difference between a 'man' and a 'boy'.

That a 'man' is more open to the chick crapping on his chest?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

God that's so unethical. Ok, I actually have two stories to relate, but unfortunately, or fortunately, they didn't happen to me.

This guy and his girlfriend went up to the girlfriend's family cottage for a vacation over winter break and the family would also be comming up. So they get there, and after awhile they start going at it, and so the dad walks in and sees this guy EATING OUT the girl!! The guy just RAN into the bathroom and wouldn't come out for like 30 minutes. His girlfriend is like "no seriously, it's OK, he doesn't really care!" And I guess everything was cool.

The second story involves one of my closest friends in high school. He was at his girlfriend's house, and in this house her room is upstairs like right at the top of the stairs as you go up and the parents are downstairs. The stairs are also really creaky, so there apparantly was always plenty of warning if they were doing something and someone was comming. Also of note, if you walk into the room you would see the bed pointing at you, so if you walked straight in you would walk into the end of the bed where your feet dangle off when you sleep. Ok, so one day my friend and his girlfriend start to go at it in her room and he lays down on the bed facing the door while she gives him a blowjob. He's enjoying it until..... he looks up and sees the DAD AT THE DOOR!! I guess dad didn't actually see any cock in the mouth of his daughter, only the back of her head, but he just got PISSED. He let my friend dress and basically threw him out while he and his girlfriend are like "no no no, that's not what was going on! This is a big misunderstanding!" There was no misunderstanding.

 

[rhizome17]

That a 'man' is more open to the chick crapping on his chest?

Er... um... must be a scottish thng.... isn't that called 'giving him a haggis'?

God that's so unethical

Yes Mr. Lawyer. Anyway, when the worlds only superpower abandons ethics, I figure little ol' me can too. And it is only unethical if it affects grading. And believe me, it doesn't.

 

[Stotty]

haha Shifty, its like my mate who's gran(who is still based in the olden days) walked in when he was fingering his bird on the sofa.

 

[Jambo Den]

Er... um... must be a scottish thng.... isn't that called 'giving him a haggis'?

You, you... good-at-rugby bastard.

That's just ignorant rhizome. A 'haggis' is when the girl poops on the guy's chest, rubs her minge over it, making sure that the turd covers the guy's chest and midsection, then writes her name on the area covered by crap, which should make a fine film over the guy.

It's regarded as a symbol of strength and honour, much like the designs the Maoris have going on.

 

[rhizome17]

You, you... good-at-rugby bastard.

That's just ignorant rhizome. A 'haggis' is when the girl poops on the guy's chest, rubs her minge over it, making sure that the turd covers the guy's chest and midsection, then writes her name on the area covered by crap, which should make a fine film over the guy.

It's regarded as a symbol of strength and honour, much like the designs the Maoris have going on.

Ah, so thats why all the local girls are saying 'no thankyou' to the hordes of lions fans....

 

[ShiftyPowers]

her minge

Minge? What's that, some weird Scottish rag or something?

 

[PhiLLer]

minge, flange, muff...vagina...you know.