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Sir Calumn

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Yossarian;2475171 said:




this asshole....what's he been up to lately, man? I can't remember the last memorable flick that he was apart of? The Cocksucker needs to get a good script together ASAP, man.
He's been doing some phenominal stage work since he took over the Old Vic, and I think that's become his major artistic output, with him reverting to films merely to earn some cash and maintain his profile. I've seen him three times already (Philadelphia Story, Richard II and Moon for the Misbegotten) and have tickets to see him again in March, this time in Speed the Plow.

I can't tell you how amazing his performance was as Richard II. Rarely, if ever, have I seen a stage dominated like that. And in Moon for the Misbegotten he did the perfect generous, interesting and vibrant supporting performance. As a result I am still totally in love with the guy.
 
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Sir Calumn

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And tell me Yossarian, would you fuck the present Liz Taylor, for old times sake I mean? I mean, just imagine all the famous and handsome dicks that would have gone before you...
 

Yossarian

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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2477345 said:
He's been doing some phenominal stage work since he took over the Old Vic, and I think that's become his major artistic output, with him reverting to films merely to earn some cash and maintain his profile. I've seen him three times already (Philadelphia Story, Richard II and Moon for the Misbegotten) and have tickets to see him again in March, this time in Speed the Plow.

I can't tell you how amazing his performance was as Richard II. Rarely, if ever, have I seen a stage dominated like that. And in Moon for the Misbegotten he did the perfect generous, interesting and vibrant supporting performance. As a result I am still totally in love with the guy.



ohh....that's cool, man. I envy you in that you make the effort to go out to the theatre to see plays. I'm always making these half-hearted attempts into becoming a serious theatre fan, but when push comes to shove and the impetus and excitement necessary to get up off my ass to go grab myself a ticket is demanded of me, I always find an excuse to back out........I kick mysself just thinking about all the potentially awesome plays that I could've seen.....most of them without incurring any cost, really.

Anyway. I'm glad that he's keepin active and honing his craft even more....the dude's a favorite of mine also.




Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2477347 said:
And tell me Yossarian, would you fuck the present Liz Taylor, for old times sake I mean? I mean, just imagine all the famous and handsome dicks that would have gone before you...



OH GOD YES! This wouldn't be pity secks in the least bit, man. Infact, it'd be a dream come true....even at this ruinous and decaying stage of her life. I'd **** that rubber face with extreme vengeance......it would have to be forced.....I'd wanna ravish her, man.....I mean genuinely take her without her will and perform rape on her person.
 

Yossarian

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skiptomylou;2474194 said:
I went to see Juno - I guess I was expecting an awesome film because of the Oscar nominations and all. Also a friend told me it was hilarious. Mind you it was a chick, so I shouldn't have trust her judgment too much. But it's not bad. I enjoyed it, it didn't seem like a great comedy, because there weren't many laugh-out-loud moments, but overall it was a pretty 'cute' film I guess you could say. But without being corny. It was a bit over hyped, though.



Are you capable of getting it up for Ellen Page, bro? God is she drabby and uninteresting looking....she's definitely been struck with the dull-hammer one too many times......can't stand her voice either, man.

I just have these ragingly violent thoughts everytime that I hear 'er yappin' away about something on the tv........
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
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Haha, no. She's not a woman. I looked her up and she's 20. Damn, I was thinking she was 16-17ish. She's a girl trapped in a girls body. That's right...
She acted real well in the movie, though.

I'd hit the Eva Mendez look-a-like friend, though. Granted she's 18 or over.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
I have to say i didn't mind it, the little Transformers references made it "One shall stand and one shall fall."

But as a movie it's actually quite good, very watchable.
 

Filipower

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Tom;2478273 said:
I have to say i didn't mind it, the little Transformers references made it "One shall stand and one shall fall."

But as a movie it's actually quite good, very watchable.
Translation: Megan Fox.
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
Rambo!
First half=BORING!
Second Half=BLOOOD!! MOREEE BLOOOD!!! FLYING HEADSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! RIPPING BODIES!!!!!!! MORE GORE!!!!! MORE BLOOOOOD!!!! AND MORE BLOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!! THIS IS RAMMMMMBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO!!!
Story sucks though.

6.5/10
 

Yossarian

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matthew broderick......when will this three dollar bill queer come out of the closet? Man, I've never seen a gayer being trying to awkwardly pass himself off as a hetero than this dude----it's actually rather painful to see this dude being dragged around every which way by that beard of his at celebrity gatherings and ****.
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, what a fantastic movie, it's big as f*ck and I still enjoyed it, even with it's calm tone, which some people may find boring, I thought it was beautifully directed and amazingly played by Pitt, Affleck and the likes..

(Y)
 

newbie original

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Dazed and Confused.

Typical High School movie, sort of...I thought a decent story line....based in 1976. Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, Jason London, Milla Jovovich.

Robert E. Lee High School in a small town near Houston, Texas (probably Baytown, TX). Seniors get into hazing of incoming freshmen. Very watchable....drugs and rock n' roll is the theme. Although there is an interesting story-line, where the school quarterback has to sign a pledge sheet acknowledging that he agrees not to endulge in drugs or various activities.

If it was Robert Lee High School in Baytown, then that's the same school that produced Ell Roberson (Kansas State) and Drew Tate (Iowa) in U.S. College football.
 

Yossarian

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^^just a moderately decent, run-of-the-mill teen flick to you, bro? I suppose that you would've been a bit more enthused and aweed by it if you'd seen it in your formative mid-teen years? It's arguably my favorite movie of all time, bro. You know how some folks outrageously exaggerate how many times they've seen a favorite movie of theirs? Well I've literally watched this movie from beginning to end two dozen times since back in '99 when I was just starting high school. It was a consensus favorite among my friends and I and we'd watch it repeatedly all through out high school, man.

Anyway, this post of yours has inspired me to watch it again since I haven't checked it out in about a year when I last came across it mid way through on Bravo at around 2 in the morning.



If I ever begin to refer to these as the "best years of my life", remind me to kill myself.
 


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