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Last movie you watched

Kibe Kru

Starting XI
Just watched Constant Gardener... I think it was a great movie, though maybe I expected too much of it...

nice to see Meirelles' international career getting off, great director
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
i dont dare create a new thread for this (H) Anyway, here's my review of Big Momma's House 2 taken from my blog at www.misplacedchildhood.blogspot.com

A few weeks ago I decided to go watch Martin Lawrence’s latest trip to the bank, however, despite these pre-conceptions I was fully ready to be surprised by Big Momma’s House 2, unlikely to be so, but I WAS prepared to be…

Big Momma’s House 2 sees Martin Lawrence reprise the role of undercover agent Malcolm Turner who finds himself donning the Big Momma suit one more time. When Malcolm goes undercover he finds himself in deeper than he realises, as he starts to grow attached to the family of the man he is trying to investigate, Turner sees his loyalties stretched between the Police force, and the increasing love he is showing towards the family…

Haplessly loveable Big Momma is played by Martin Lawrence and offers the usual variety of comedy these kind of movies promise. The part is simply a rehash of what happened in the first film, which wasn’t a diabolically bad movie to be fair. This time around though, the part seems forced and the novelty of Lawrence dressing up as a woman has long since faded. At times we see Lawrence’s sublime comedic quality come shining through, but all too often the part is ‘dumbed’ down by unnecessary infantile humour. Support acting comes in the form of Mark Moses and a refreshingly good performance from 19-year old Kat Dennings as the gothic yet loveable daughter.

The acting in Big Momma’s House 2 is reasonable, at times Lawrence seems annoyed to be playing such as stupid character, but he has useful acting capability around him to keep it all in check. The problem with the film doesn’t come with the acting, it doesn’t come with the directing (John Whitesell), and it doesn’t even come with the comedy. The problem with Big Momma’s House is the whole package, put simply; it doesn’t work.

At times the film shows all the comedy Martin Lawrence can bring to a production, but too often this subsides to show what is essentially; a terrible film. Indeed, even those amused by the original are likely to be disappointed by the sequel six years later. The comedy is more immature, the plot is worse than ever and innovation has been left on the hard shoulder, this film instead replaces it with sheer money making production straight from the offices of whoever commissioned this.

Like I say, Big Momma’s House wasn’t woeful, and it’s disappointing that six years on the film hasn’t kept some of the original comedy the first showed in bags. Admittedly, a sequel to a film to which its comedy derived from the uniqueness of the situation (a guy dressed up as an old woman) was always going to be hard, which is why it perplexes me as to how Twentieth Century Fox thought this would possibly be a good idea. Rumours and hearsay suggest a third outing may be on the way, but I’m taking this news with a pinch of salt for now…

Big Momma’s House 2 is a very bad film, there is no originality, a lack of any decent comedy and I’m still at a loss as to the reason behind a sequel in the first place. Admittedly the film is aimed at kids or young teenagers, but humour has moved on from this, the same Beethoven-esk comedy created in the nineties simply doesn’t pass anymore. Dull, even at just 99 minutes, the film drags on and on, only sometimes brightened by the onset of Martin Lawrence’s brilliant comedic talents. Indeed, if it not for him the film would surely have been scrapped after two weeks into production, but Lawrence isn’t enough to save this movie from a box office disaster. Bewildered as to its conception, I can’t help but feel actually annoyed that I spent £4 to go watch this.

1/5 – A dreadful film, only saved at times by Martin Lawrence.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Yesterday:

A bout de souffle ('Breathless')
Pretty good French New Wave movie by Godard, but the ending was just crap. :sb9:

Les quatre cents coups ('The 400 Blows')
Another good New Wave movie, this time by Truffaut, with that world-famous freeze-frame ending. (Y)
 
watched 'Derailed'

Not too bad overall I guess, but way too f*ckin' obvious as to what was going on. I had the "big twist" figured out before the movie was half over, made it less interesting from that point on. I've seen worse though..
 
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Virgo

Guest
you should at least read a bit about the Nouvelle Vague, the movement that marked the establishment of cinema as art with directors like François Truffaut and Jean Luc Goddard.

Most films are great but boring as f*ck though. If you want to watch any, watch The 400 blows as it is kind of tolerable.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Virgo said:
you should at least read a bit about the Nouvelle Vague, the movement that marked the establishment of cinema as art with directors like François Truffaut and Jean Luc Goddard.

Most films are great but boring as f*ck though. If you want to watch any, watch The 400 blows as it is kind of tolerable.


[De Niro]Yutalkinahmee?[/De Niro]
 
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Virgo

Guest
Tom said:

this

Tom said:
I feel pathetic, i dont know any of these movies Dragan bangs on about :(


you should at least read a bit about the Nouvelle Vague, the movement that marked the establishment of cinema as art with directors like François Truffaut and Jean Luc Goddard.

Most films are great but boring as f*ck though. If you want to watch any, watch The 400 blows as it is kind of tolerable.
 

rony31

Team Captain
watched Inside Man yesterday with Denzel Washington and Clive Owen

fantastic film, keeps you on the edge of your seat for the entire 2 or so hours (Y) Clive Owen was great, as was Denzel (as usual), and Jodie Foster was great at playing one of those stuck up bitches who think theyre the ****.... although until now I have no idea what her role in the movie was exactly, if anyone knows what her situation was, please PM me and let me know to clear everything up :(

but overall, fantastic thriller, 4/5 (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y)
 


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