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Back Door Skip

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
O-car;3183864 said:
I had a weird situation with being friendzoned recently.
Met this girl, started talking to her, went on a week long work trip with her, stuff happened but not full on penetrational sex.
realized kinda soon that nothing was gonna happen after that, she even told me that we were just friends.
this is your basic, cliché filled girl... a writer, self proclaimed bi-sexual, say's she's not into relationships, gets in a long distance relationship with a guy shortly after.

stopped pursuing her. She get's drunk one night and dishes me out for not running to her place that night to cuddle with her and listen to her bitch about the argument she had with the LDR guy.
at this time we had known each other for about 2ish months, and i hadn't contacted her for well over a month.
bitch was loco
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**** that, man. I don't think I have the will power to try to deal with some bitch that wants me as a boy toy as she complains about other dudes. Either I make a move or I split.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
O-car;3183864 said:
I had a weird situation with being friendzoned recently.
Met this girl, started talking to her, went on a week long work trip with her, stuff happened but not full on penetrational sex.
realized kinda soon that nothing was gonna happen after that, she even told me that we were just friends.
this is your basic, cliché filled girl... a writer, self proclaimed bi-sexual, say's she's not into relationships, gets in a long distance relationship with a guy shortly after.

stopped pursuing her. She get's drunk one night and dishes me out for not running to her place that night to cuddle with her and listen to her bitch about the argument she had with the LDR guy.
at this time we had known each other for about 2ish months, and i hadn't contacted her for well over a month.
bitch was loco
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Rape her. Afterwards say 'see, he could be worse'
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
I ****ed my boss' daughter. I consented to start a relationship with her because I was worried about the work environment (also she was 19--I was 24 or 25--and at the time I thought I might have taken her virginity). Her insanity made me dump her 2-3 weeks later, but the boss never seemed to really care much. This was a place with like 8 employees.

So... meh. Most people have enough social tact to keep their personal problems outside of the office no matter how bad it ends up.

Except me of course. The only reason I went after the 19 year old was that my step dad worked there too and she came strolling through one day and he was like "ooooh, nice little thing!" and so I told him I could smash it. Gotta live vicariously for the older people some times!

She was sweet though.
 
Alex

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Hahaha, my old boss was part of the reason I had my last three work fúcks. He'd say he rated someone and would do her, I'd say I could. So I did.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Never slept with any work colleagues, but then I haven't really had many long jobs. I've slept with girls from tutorials and also one tutor, which can lead some awkwardness.

rony31;3184054 said:
Your posts over the past 5-6 hours have made my morning.
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Haha I had just got home after being out all night so my posting style was a little sporadic (H)
 
yoyo913

yoyo913

Team Captain
I'm this close to creating a youtube video where I make strange moaning sounds and dedicate them in text to women.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
We don't know what we're missing either...

 
yoyo913

yoyo913

Team Captain
It looks like they threw a Fiorentina jersey on a convicted rapist.

And that's the park behind him where he likes to rape.
 
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