Lets moan about women!!!!!

[yoyo913]

 

[Filipower]

You ******* nazis

 

[Sir Calumn]

No one scrolls down more than three lines on my watch!

 

[Filipower]

I just wondered how far down it would go, after I saw king's post. Gave up eventually so I don't know if there's a limit.

 

[yoyo913]

Sir_Didier_Drogba you a-hole!! That makes my (H ) post irrelevant and nonsensical!

 

[Filipower]

Well now it seems as you liked my Luz joke so leave it!

 

[Mandieta6]

What?

 

[Sir Calumn]

I sorted it all out...

 

[Filipower]

Ew. I hate used ones.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Sometimes when a public toilet has a 'sanitary waste' bin I open it up and have a peek.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

it seems that twitter is an amazing way to meet girls. It's not considered presumptuous to follow and tweet at people you don't know and most people who aren't celebrities will respond to tweets at them. I suspect this is a way that you can make girls comfortable with you even while you're effectively strangers. It's a longer play because you have to build some comfort and rapport over weeks and months probably, but I bet it works.

This is totally true by the way. If you can find hot girls on twitter and tweet at them for awhile to prove you're not a creep, you can 100% screw them. It's more effort KINDA because it's a long time to wait to get a girl out, but on the other hand it's no effort at all and you're really just expanding your social circle. Following and tweeting at people is 100% socially acceptable no matter who they are. The one thing you have to watch out for is becoming a tool. Now my two personal example to further illustrate.

1) A girl I had a 2-3 month fling with has been dating a guy for I think 2 years now and she met him off twitter. She's a friend of mine from way back and occasionally slutty, but as far as I know she has been 100% dedicated and faithful girlfriend to this guy. "Took a chance and met" blah blah. How cute.

2) I have slowly over the past few months, got myself to the point where I can 100% fuck a cute girl I know from twitter. The only problem, of course, is that I didn't follow her to try out my little experiment, I followed her because she followed me first and was cute. We're in different cities. ANYWAY, here's my point about her, and it should illustrate how twitter game works...

Just like on facebook, girls get inundated with tweets. She has 1000 followers and I will occasionally click on her stupid tweets just to see who responded. She is straight up neurotic and will tweet stuff like "so this is my life. welp" all the time, and get tons of responses like "cheer up" and blah blah. It goes without saying, do not do that. What you do is respond to something that you have an interest in. This will inevitably happen. For me it is relationships and sports; in the case of this sample girl we went to the same Uni (at different times), and so we both tweet about their football team (that's why she followed me I'm guessing). So once you have a cute girl to follow, you wait for her to tweet something that you're interested in, and then basically you lightheartedly troll her. In my opinion it helps if you can offer some sort of real take on a relationship problem that she's tweeting about (and she will because girls tweet about everything). Not "cheer up" or "he's no good" or "why doesn't he realize what he has in you". None of that beta bullshit. If she's getting played tell her she's getting played. If the guy seems like he sucks with girls tell her he seems like he sucks with girls.

This will take awhile. But I'm always of the opinion to not pregame (heh) more than you have to. The REAL point of all this is to get her out with you. When you have a decent twitter relationship such that you have something in common and she knows you are not a creep (this will take a couple months probably, but you should be doing it with lots of girls at once to maximize your odds), wait for any excuse to get her out for a drink. "I'll be at _____ for the game, you should come along and watch with some real fans" "That sucks. I'm gonna be at ____ tonight, you should come out, it will cheer you up." what the fuck ever. Just get her out.

Then game as usual. Focus on attraction much more than building a rapport, because you already have one. This first meetup is purely "make the fuck sure that she will have sex with you and doesn't see you as a friend or worse, a beta male clinger". This is also why you haven't been tweeting at her the same bullshit that all the real betas have been! So she already thinks you're different. Get a makeout at least. This is why we have first dates in bars.

 

[Mus]

That reminds me of one of my friends, she was dating a guy for about 3 months she first met on instagram, they literally met via hashtags.

 

[Mandieta6]

This was a good thread.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

We don't know what we're missing either...

It looks like they threw a Fiorentina jersey on a convicted rapist.

And that's the park behind him where he likes to rape.

It REALLY REALLY does. The Viola Rapist the papers would call him. Kids would joke about him violating large violins.

 

[Alex]

He'd head into the dark corners of the park each night, and add more strings to his bow.

 

[Mandieta6]

http://www.upworthy.com/the-perfect...-question-whats-your-favorite-position?c=ufb1

Reality TV star Lauren Conrad may not be the first person to spring to mind when you think of ace comebacks. So I was pleasantly surprised to see her deliver this sharp quip to an awkward, sexist question that some men seem think is somehow charming (??). Just, no.

What's sexist about it?!

P.S

That was an excellent response, though.

 

[Moanah]

Reminds of: Conan! What is best in life????

 

[fender]

How does one get back at a douchebag who got the girl you were pursuing when he didn't even put in as much of an effort?

She's no angel either for treating me like shit but i would rather just give him a mma style kick in the head.

 

[Alex]

How does one get back at a douchebag who got the girl you were pursuing when he didn't even put in as much of an effort?

She's no angel either for treating me like shit but i would rather just give him a mma style kick in the head.

The reason he got her was because he didn't put in as much effort. You were too easy, she knew you liked her, and you disqualified yourself.

If you try that hard it's a sub conscious human reaction for her to assume she's better than you.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

How does one get back at a douchebag who got the girl you were pursuing when he didn't even put in as much of an effort?

She's no angel either for treating me like shit but i would rather just give him a mma style kick in the head.

You don't get back at him because you have absolutely no beef with the guy. If you're upset with anyone it should be with the girl.

You get back at her by finding a hotter girl with a better personality and dating her.

Alex is 100% correct.