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So I found this unusual site...
- Thread starter Tajike
- Start date
Why is this thread dead? Gold material here. Anyway, I tried being witty, didn't work at first, apparently, you can search for 'fun', but they won't provide it.
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Status: Connected to guide: Stephanie(21035)
Stephanie(21035): Welcome to ChaCha!
Stephanie(21035): Hello
You: Hello!
Stephanie(21035): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Fun? Is that too broad a topic?
Stephanie(21035): Yes
You: Do you want me to be more specific?
You: Well, you see, I'm just a small town girl
Stephanie(21035): Yes please
You: living in a lonely world
You: I took the midnight train going everywhere
Transfer: You are being transferred to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Bridget(74837)
Bridget(74837): Welcome to ChaCha!
Bridget(74837): Hello
Bridget(74837): Welcome to chacha.com, I would be glad to assist with your search. Is there anything specific on this topic you are searching for?
You: Yes
You: Are you still with me Ms. Jones?
You: Bridget?
You: Bridget answer me!
Bridget(74837): Yes sorry I froze.
Bridget(74837): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: It's ok, I was worried for a second
You: well, you see, about fun
You: the thing is, I'm just a small town girl, livin' in a loney world, and I took the midnight train going everywhere
You: now my friend, you see
You: he's just a city boy
Bridget(74837): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended
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I tried searching for creationism, expressing my anger about how the schools are teaching my son rubbish about evolution, I have been involved in abusive action. Meh. Seriously, they are so touchy. This guy was fun, though, a shame I couldn't come up with anything better for such a tolerating man:
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Status: Connected to guide: Carl(72417)
Carl(72417): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good morning Carl
Carl(72417): Hello there!
Carl(72417): Morning!
Carl(72417): How may I help you with your search?
You: My house seems to be suffering from an infestation, and I need a site with more information about the pest
Carl(72417): Okay.
You: What do you have about je ws?
Carl(72417): What type are they?
Carl(72417): Jews?
You: Yes
You: There's a jew in my house.
Carl(72417): There is a mass of information on the Jews.
You: How do I get rid of him?
Carl(72417): Just ask them to leave.
You: Yes, I don't care about bagels
You: But then he tells me to do him a 'mitzvah'!
Carl(72417): Are you talking about a Jewish person?
You: I don't want them words in my house
You: Obviously
Carl(72417): Whats wrong with the Jews?
You: Judaism doesn't transcend our species
You: I don't like them
You: Do you?
Carl(72417): Yes I do
You: I'm not racist or anything
Carl(72417): They are God's chosen people.
You: But I just don't like the smell and stuff.
Carl(72417): Jesus was a Jew.
Carl(72417): oh I see.
You: Why are they here then?
Carl(72417): Well just ask them to leave.
You: Shouldn't they be with him, up there?
Carl(72417): Same reason we are I guess. I dont know.
You: I tried
Carl(72417): No not yet
You: But I need more extreme method
You: What do you mean not yet?
Carl(72417): Well call the police if he wont leave. If he is tresspassing.
You: But, my wife invited them
Carl(72417): They will be there when Jesus returns just as we will be too.
You: Jesus' coming back?
You: When?
You: I'm not going.
Carl(72417): Oh I see. We dont know its going to be soon we believe tho'.
You: I just finished paying my mortgage, man, no way am I leaving.
Carl(72417): I pray it is.
Carl(72417): lol
You: You're not a jew are you?
Carl(72417): okay if you say so. No Im not a Jew Im american and just a christian.
You: Just a christian? No added packages?
You: Like creationism and whatnot
Carl(72417): No non denominational now
You: Ok
Carl(72417): Just believer of Jesus
Carl(72417): is all
You: So, listen, you're a helpful guy, you're not jewish, you sound nice, you smell nice
Carl(72417): So what can I help you find anything?
You: Help me
Carl(72417): Yes I do lol
You: How do I get rid of them bloody jews?
You: No, I've already identified the pests
Carl(72417): You will have to call the law I guess. Sorry I cant help.
You: No, they won't side with me
Carl(72417): Okay well good luck with that.
You: I've already been involucrated with hate crimes
You: I'm not hateful
Carl(72417): Then you need to talk to your wife I think.
You: I just don't like jews
You: Alright, what's your advice?
Carl(72417): I understand and I'm sorry you feel that way.
You: Alrigh...
You: WAIT
Carl(72417): I think talk to your wife and or leave and go to a movie or something
Carl(72417): okay
You: Sorry, the jew was in the room, asking me if I wanted a drink
You: He's trying to poison me
You: You have to help me
Carl(72417): oh I see. You have a good day.
Carl(72417): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: Stephanie(21035)
Stephanie(21035): Welcome to ChaCha!
Stephanie(21035): Hello
You: Hello!
Stephanie(21035): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Fun? Is that too broad a topic?
Stephanie(21035): Yes
You: Do you want me to be more specific?
You: Well, you see, I'm just a small town girl
Stephanie(21035): Yes please
You: living in a lonely world
You: I took the midnight train going everywhere
Transfer: You are being transferred to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Bridget(74837)
Bridget(74837): Welcome to ChaCha!
Bridget(74837): Hello
Bridget(74837): Welcome to chacha.com, I would be glad to assist with your search. Is there anything specific on this topic you are searching for?
You: Yes
You: Are you still with me Ms. Jones?
You: Bridget?
You: Bridget answer me!
Bridget(74837): Yes sorry I froze.
Bridget(74837): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: It's ok, I was worried for a second
You: well, you see, about fun
You: the thing is, I'm just a small town girl, livin' in a loney world, and I took the midnight train going everywhere
You: now my friend, you see
You: he's just a city boy
Bridget(74837): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended
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I tried searching for creationism, expressing my anger about how the schools are teaching my son rubbish about evolution, I have been involved in abusive action. Meh. Seriously, they are so touchy. This guy was fun, though, a shame I couldn't come up with anything better for such a tolerating man:
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carl(72417)
Carl(72417): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good morning Carl
Carl(72417): Hello there!
Carl(72417): Morning!
Carl(72417): How may I help you with your search?
You: My house seems to be suffering from an infestation, and I need a site with more information about the pest
Carl(72417): Okay.
You: What do you have about je ws?
Carl(72417): What type are they?
Carl(72417): Jews?
You: Yes
You: There's a jew in my house.
Carl(72417): There is a mass of information on the Jews.
You: How do I get rid of him?
Carl(72417): Just ask them to leave.
You: Yes, I don't care about bagels
You: But then he tells me to do him a 'mitzvah'!
Carl(72417): Are you talking about a Jewish person?
You: I don't want them words in my house
You: Obviously
Carl(72417): Whats wrong with the Jews?
You: Judaism doesn't transcend our species
You: I don't like them
You: Do you?
Carl(72417): Yes I do
You: I'm not racist or anything
Carl(72417): They are God's chosen people.
You: But I just don't like the smell and stuff.
Carl(72417): Jesus was a Jew.
Carl(72417): oh I see.
You: Why are they here then?
Carl(72417): Well just ask them to leave.
You: Shouldn't they be with him, up there?
Carl(72417): Same reason we are I guess. I dont know.
You: I tried
Carl(72417): No not yet
You: But I need more extreme method
You: What do you mean not yet?
Carl(72417): Well call the police if he wont leave. If he is tresspassing.
You: But, my wife invited them
Carl(72417): They will be there when Jesus returns just as we will be too.
You: Jesus' coming back?
You: When?
You: I'm not going.
Carl(72417): Oh I see. We dont know its going to be soon we believe tho'.
You: I just finished paying my mortgage, man, no way am I leaving.
Carl(72417): I pray it is.
Carl(72417): lol
You: You're not a jew are you?
Carl(72417): okay if you say so. No Im not a Jew Im american and just a christian.
You: Just a christian? No added packages?
You: Like creationism and whatnot
Carl(72417): No non denominational now
You: Ok
Carl(72417): Just believer of Jesus
Carl(72417): is all
You: So, listen, you're a helpful guy, you're not jewish, you sound nice, you smell nice
Carl(72417): So what can I help you find anything?
You: Help me
Carl(72417): Yes I do lol
You: How do I get rid of them bloody jews?
You: No, I've already identified the pests
Carl(72417): You will have to call the law I guess. Sorry I cant help.
You: No, they won't side with me
Carl(72417): Okay well good luck with that.
You: I've already been involucrated with hate crimes
You: I'm not hateful
Carl(72417): Then you need to talk to your wife I think.
You: I just don't like jews
You: Alright, what's your advice?
Carl(72417): I understand and I'm sorry you feel that way.
You: Alrigh...
You: WAIT
Carl(72417): I think talk to your wife and or leave and go to a movie or something
Carl(72417): okay
You: Sorry, the jew was in the room, asking me if I wanted a drink
You: He's trying to poison me
You: You have to help me
Carl(72417): oh I see. You have a good day.
Carl(72417): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
She took the midnight train going anywhere
ShiftyPowers;2354763 said:
****. Is that why they cut me off? I'll try again.
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Status: Connected to guide: Carol(77769)
Carol(77769): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
You: I need help with fun and entertainment
Carol(77769): Hello, I will be conducting your Human Guide assisted ChaCha search today.
You: Ok.. great
You: Are you going to help me.. human?
Carol(77769): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Alright, but, are you an actual person or a bot?
Carol(77769): human
You: To be sure, I want you tell me the color of an apple
You: I don't trust bots
You: bots as in robots
You: Non-humanoids, cybernetics, that jibber-jabber
You: So, the color of an apple is....?
You: It's not particularly hard
You: Fine, I'll give you a bad rating
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: Teresa(50104)
Teresa(50104): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
Teresa(50104): Hello, How may I assist you today?
You: Before we begin, I want to make sure you're not bot
You: What color is an apple?
You: I don't trust robots
Teresa(50104): No, red
You: And indians, but that's another matter
You: HA!
You: Robot!
You: An apple is actually green!
Teresa(50104): We are a real human search engine
Teresa(50104): Yes, that color also and yellow
You: Well, alright, I'll trust you
You: No funny business though
Teresa(50104): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Alright, I need help with entertainment
Teresa(50104): Yes, what kind are you searching for?
You: Basically, the problem is that I'm just a small town girl, living in this lonely word, and you see, I took the midnight train going anywhere
You: But my friend
You: He's just a city boy
You: Born and raised in Souht Detroit
You: South
You: and he too took the midnight train going anywhere
You: Now, there was a singer in a smokey rom
You: room
Teresa(50104): ok, info about that song?
You: some smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: What song?
You: Don't stop beliving!
Teresa(50104): that's song lyrics
You: Which song?
Teresa(50104): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Nope, didn't help much. I did get a bit further, though.
Just to proove there notall tossers lol
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Status: Connected to guide: chelsea(56768)
chelsea(56768): Welcome to ChaCha!
chelsea(56768): Hi, how are you?'
You: Im bored, just wanna talk to someone
chelsea(56768): ok
You: lol is chelsea your name or football/soccer team
chelsea(56768): ? its my name
You: Oh ok, just thought might be a team you support
chelsea(56768): is there a team called chelsea?
You: how did you find out you could work here
chelsea(56768): i got invited
You: surprised you took it on, they cant of really put anything exciting down to make you go 'WOW' surely
chelsea(56768): well no, but its good enough
You: lol fair enough
You: do you know a goood site that would mak emost people laugh
chelsea(56768): i think i could find one
chelsea(56768): would u like me to?
You: lol yeeah please
chelsea(56768): ok, i'll see what i can find
You: thanks
You: do you get bored doing what you do?
chelsea(56768): sometimes
You: .. im guessing quite often
chelsea(56768): well what can you do?
You: how much do you rekon you make in a days worth?
chelsea(56768): if im getting searches all day, the most i'll make is 5 dollars, but thats on a pretty good day
You: Thats it
You: surely theres something you can do and enjoy doing
chelsea(56768): i wish, that kind of thing is for ppl that go to college
You: why dont you go college?, i got chucked out
.. was like he best times ive ever had
chelsea(56768): well i didn't graduate high school
You: Ohhh, couldt you do a course in college that got you the grades you needed
chelsea(56768): could i?
You: .. work your way up
You: thats what I did
chelsea(56768): seriously?
You: Yes, all tho i'm from UK, might be differnt in America .. well that assuming you live there
chelsea(56768): well i had no idea they offered that kind of thing
chelsea(56768): yeah i live in america
chelsea(56768): i dont know, i'll look into it
You: well you can do that here, so why not in America .. seriously you should look it up .. theres usually any course you wouldnt mind doing that say you dont need any grades to start
chelsea(56768): if thats the case, i would be really happy
chelsea(56768): they would be so much better then trying for a ged
You: should try it .. you got nothing to loose
chelsea(56768): thats the truth
You: How old are you?
chelsea(56768): 20
You: hmm you'll probably have to pay to go college then .. which sucks
chelsea(56768): well, i dont think so, they have this thing
You: lol fair enough
chelsea(56768): for people whos family has never been to college then you can get all sorts of grants
You: ohhh
chelsea(56768): lol
chelsea(56768): i type slow
You: whats the time for you? 6ish?
chelsea(56768): yeah, its 6:05
chelsea(56768): you?
You: 11:08pm lol
chelsea(56768): oh wow
You: lol its ment to be summer .. we have had rain .. rain .. rain .. and more RAIN!
You: f*****g joys of the UK!
chelsea(56768): lol
chelsea(56768): i would love rain, its really hot here
You: lol yeah but theres rain .. adn theres rain .. too much .. is TOOO MUCH!, specially knowing this time its ment to be sunny
chelsea(56768): yeah thats got to bite
You: AND i cant really go London .. had car bombs so where on high alert .. ARGH!
chelsea(56768): yeah, thats crazy
You: .. you hear about it in america
chelsea(56768): yeah alittle bit
You: lol didnt think americans would really give a **** to be honest
chelsea(56768): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (lol didnt think americans would really give a **** to be honest)
chelsea(56768): lol
You: lol stupid warning!
chelsea(56768): yeah
You: if i swear to much do I get chucked off
chelsea(56768): if ou swear im supposed to report you
chelsea(56768): but i wont
You: lol fair enought
You: enough*
You: just seeinf if this counts ... fcuk
chelsea(56768): lol
You: lol thought it migh t think it
chelsea(56768): no that doesnt count
You: good
You: FCUK! FCUK! FCUK! FCUK!
chelsea(56768): LOL
You: do you work hear all day?
chelsea(56768): well, when i can
chelsea(56768): mostly yeah
You: lol
You: what part of america fo you live?
You: do*
chelsea(56768): I live in delaware right now
You: .. cool! .... ive never hered of it lol
chelsea(56768): lol
You: do you have your own swimming pool
chelsea(56768): no lol
chelsea(56768): do you?
You: lol in the UK! lol hahahha have a laugh, dont have the weather
chelsea(56768): i wish i lived there
You: lol why
chelsea(56768): i dont know, it seems better somehow
You: lol no way
chelsea(56768): have you been to the usa?
You: Once
You: for 2 weeks
chelsea(56768): oh really? did you like it?
You: AMAZING!
chelsea(56768): really?
You: .. all tho it was just universal stuios and epcot and that everyday lol
You: so hard to get bored
chelsea(56768): yeah i guess
chelsea(56768): well i have to go, im using someone elses computer
chelsea(56768): but i'll give u my email
chelsea(56768): ********
You: lol liar .. you dont wanna chat!
chelsea(56768): that not true
You: cool i got your email
chelsea(56768): email me sometime
chelsea(56768): k
chelsea(56768): Have a great day
You: I will .. good nigh t from me
chelsea(56768): nice talkin to ya
chelsea(56768): good night
You: you too
chelsea(56768):
chelsea(56768): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: chelsea(56768)
chelsea(56768): Welcome to ChaCha!
chelsea(56768): Hi, how are you?'
You: Im bored, just wanna talk to someone
chelsea(56768): ok
You: lol is chelsea your name or football/soccer team
chelsea(56768): ? its my name
You: Oh ok, just thought might be a team you support
chelsea(56768): is there a team called chelsea?
You: how did you find out you could work here
chelsea(56768): i got invited
You: surprised you took it on, they cant of really put anything exciting down to make you go 'WOW' surely
chelsea(56768): well no, but its good enough
You: lol fair enough
You: do you know a goood site that would mak emost people laugh
chelsea(56768): i think i could find one
chelsea(56768): would u like me to?
You: lol yeeah please
chelsea(56768): ok, i'll see what i can find
You: thanks
You: do you get bored doing what you do?
chelsea(56768): sometimes
You: .. im guessing quite often
chelsea(56768): well what can you do?
You: how much do you rekon you make in a days worth?
chelsea(56768): if im getting searches all day, the most i'll make is 5 dollars, but thats on a pretty good day
You: Thats it
You: surely theres something you can do and enjoy doing
chelsea(56768): i wish, that kind of thing is for ppl that go to college
You: why dont you go college?, i got chucked out
.. was like he best times ive ever hadchelsea(56768): well i didn't graduate high school
You: Ohhh, couldt you do a course in college that got you the grades you needed
chelsea(56768): could i?
You: .. work your way up
You: thats what I did
chelsea(56768): seriously?
You: Yes, all tho i'm from UK, might be differnt in America .. well that assuming you live there
chelsea(56768): well i had no idea they offered that kind of thing
chelsea(56768): yeah i live in america
chelsea(56768): i dont know, i'll look into it
You: well you can do that here, so why not in America .. seriously you should look it up .. theres usually any course you wouldnt mind doing that say you dont need any grades to start
chelsea(56768): if thats the case, i would be really happy
chelsea(56768): they would be so much better then trying for a ged
You:
should try it .. you got nothing to loosechelsea(56768): thats the truth
You: How old are you?
chelsea(56768): 20
You: hmm you'll probably have to pay to go college then .. which sucks
chelsea(56768): well, i dont think so, they have this thing
You: lol fair enough
chelsea(56768): for people whos family has never been to college then you can get all sorts of grants
You: ohhh
chelsea(56768): lol
chelsea(56768): i type slow
You: whats the time for you? 6ish?
chelsea(56768): yeah, its 6:05
chelsea(56768): you?
You: 11:08pm lol
chelsea(56768): oh wow
You: lol its ment to be summer .. we have had rain .. rain .. rain .. and more RAIN!
You: f*****g joys of the UK!
chelsea(56768): lol
chelsea(56768): i would love rain, its really hot here
You: lol yeah but theres rain .. adn theres rain .. too much .. is TOOO MUCH!, specially knowing this time its ment to be sunny
chelsea(56768): yeah thats got to bite
You: AND i cant really go London .. had car bombs so where on high alert .. ARGH!
chelsea(56768): yeah, thats crazy
You: .. you hear about it in america
chelsea(56768): yeah alittle bit
You: lol didnt think americans would really give a **** to be honest
chelsea(56768): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (lol didnt think americans would really give a **** to be honest)
chelsea(56768): lol
You: lol stupid warning!
chelsea(56768): yeah
You: if i swear to much do I get chucked off
chelsea(56768): if ou swear im supposed to report you
chelsea(56768): but i wont
You: lol fair enought
You: enough*
You: just seeinf if this counts ... fcuk
chelsea(56768): lol
You: lol thought it migh t think it
chelsea(56768): no that doesnt count
You: good
You: FCUK! FCUK! FCUK! FCUK!
chelsea(56768): LOL
You: do you work hear all day?
chelsea(56768): well, when i can
chelsea(56768): mostly yeah
You: lol
You: what part of america fo you live?
You: do*
chelsea(56768): I live in delaware right now
You: .. cool! .... ive never hered of it lol
chelsea(56768): lol
You: do you have your own swimming pool
chelsea(56768): no lol
chelsea(56768): do you?
You: lol in the UK! lol hahahha have a laugh, dont have the weather
chelsea(56768): i wish i lived there
You: lol why
chelsea(56768): i dont know, it seems better somehow
You: lol no way
chelsea(56768): have you been to the usa?
You: Once
You: for 2 weeks
chelsea(56768): oh really? did you like it?
You: AMAZING!
chelsea(56768): really?
You: .. all tho it was just universal stuios and epcot and that everyday lol
You: so hard to get bored
chelsea(56768): yeah i guess
chelsea(56768): well i have to go, im using someone elses computer
chelsea(56768): but i'll give u my email
chelsea(56768): ********
You: lol liar .. you dont wanna chat!
chelsea(56768): that not true
You: cool i got your email
chelsea(56768): email me sometime
chelsea(56768): k
chelsea(56768): Have a great day
You: I will .. good nigh t from me
chelsea(56768): nice talkin to ya
chelsea(56768): good night
You:
you toochelsea(56768):
chelsea(56768): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Please post her email
I think Taj could get us naked pictures.
I think Taj could get us naked pictures.
Would you stop talking about my usage of time? Seriously, I might have a lot of free time, but I don't waste it talking about you. Everyone knows I have a lot of free time, you wanna use that? Make a joke about it, within context. You know what it looks like when I see that? Something like this:
Jatin is from India, blah blah blah, worthless disparagement.
Now go away, you're getting on my nerves.
Jatin is from India, blah blah blah, worthless disparagement.
Now go away, you're getting on my nerves.
Theodorakis
Banned
Mandieta6;2356160 said:
anybody realized before, I think he's slightly obsessed with nationalities
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Brandon(82471): Welcome to ChaCha!
Brandon(82471): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: olá entao tá tudo?ooolha, eu precisava mesmo de toda a informação que tivesses acerca de contraplacado
You: é muito dificil de encontrar
You: e era a ver se me ajudavas
You: contraplacado e empresas de contraplacado...tudo o que haja sobre contraplacado, chuta aqui pa este lado fachabor
Brandon(82471): This is an English service.
You: que?
You: fala portugues homem...crlh é assim tao dificil? esta merda nem no terravista encontra fodass
Brandon(82471): What are you searching for today?
You: contraplacado..ou contra-placado..ou contra placado
You:tas aí ou q?
Youoh deve ser paneleiro..
You: i'm actually kidding can you find me anything to do with Emma Watson?
Brandon(82471): Banned.
he owned me
