So I found this unusual site...

[::shinji::]

haha someone will bite sooner or later..

lots of positive rep for anyone who can convince a guide to give them their personal email address!

 

[Tajike]

I wonder how long Marcia will be waiting for the check?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarciaH
You: Hi Marcia
MarciaH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: are you prepared to find out what my search word is?
MarciaH: I wish I could guess your search word,but obviously you will have to tell me.
You: well you can find out by asking me questions
MarciaH: How else can I do my job?
You: $1000 if you guess right
You: my previous guide carmelina won only 10 minutes ago
You: you can too
MarciaH: I'm sure that would be totally against ChaCha rules.
You: she said it wasn't
MarciaH: Can you give me a hint?
You: i can only answer questions with yes, no or maybe if that can help
You: it's not that hard
MarciaH: Well my expertise is cooking children,grandchildren an animals,would you like any info on any if those subjects?
You: cooking = no, children = no, grandchildren = no, animals = yes
MarciaH: Well what kind of animal,I have a new puppy
You: you're getting closer to that $1000, marcia
You: puppy = no
MarciaH: How about a bird?
You: no
MarciaH: Cat?
You: no
MarciaH: I have sent a few sites for guessing games and now an animal guessing game
You: very nice, hopefully it'll help you to win the $1000
MarciaH: Okay,out on a limb here crocodile
You: if your next question gets an 'yes'-answer you can win $1500
You: maybe
You: one more chance for the $1500
MarciaH: I really need to complete a search or I can lose my job
You: what's more important: winning more money than carmelina or keeping your job
MarciaH: Keeping my job,it's the only one I have
You: $1500 is nice aswell
You: if your next question gets a 'yes' as answer
MarciaH: Do you know if you give guides a bad rating that they can lose their pay?
You: i always give every guide a good rating
You: don't worry for that
MarciaH: Glad to hear that
You: good rating + $1500 = crazy delicious
MarciaH: But we only get paid for 10 minutes,so now we are into a no-pay time
You: ah more than enough reasons to win the $1500
MarciaH: And I really need my money
MarciaH: Okay 1 final guess
You: k
MarciaH: snake
You: BINGO!!!
You: oh my god marcia
You: you've got it
MarciaH: great,send me my check
You: sure how can i contact you
MarciaH: through ChaCha
You: *thumbs up*
MarciaH: It was fun,and you broke up my day,but I really do need to get back to work.
You: what will you do with the money?
MarciaH: pay off my back taxes
You: very nice
MarciaH: So I don't lose my home
You: it was fun playing with you
MarciaH: It was very nice to have met you. Please use ChaCha for all of your searches.
MarciaH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

lots of positive rep for anyone who can convince a guide to give them their personal email address!

If no one beats me to it before tomorrow, you'll be repping me into oblivion

 

[Sir Calumn]

Man, this one's dark, and I think I proper upset the poor girl. Oh well.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarolineP
CarolineP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
CarolineP: Hello!
You: How are you today?
CarolineP: What type of information are you looking for today?
CarolineP: I'm great, thanks for asking!
You: I've got a problem
CarolineP: Unwanted pregnancy?
You: I have just discovered that my girlfriend is pregnant
You: And I really dont want the baby
CarolineP: Okay, are you just looking for information on options?
You: Yeah, some things I can do
CarolineP: sure
CarolineP: Give me just a second while I search for you
You: It came as quite a shock you know
CarolineP: I can imagine
You: Serves me right really for trying to use sellotape as a contraceptive
You: If only I'd come on here and asked about that
CarolineP: How are these sites for you?
You: Hmm, not really what I'm looking for
CarolineP: What exactly are you looking for and I will try to help
You: You see, her parents are strict catholics, so I cant really do anything like that
You: I was looking for more something we could do at home
You: We've only just found out, no-one knows yet
CarolineP: I can't give you any websites like that, it would be illegal
CarolineP: I'm sorry
You: She wants me to punch her in the stomach, but I think that might damage her organs
You: I really dont want to do that
CarolineP: I would not suggest that
You: Nah, I'm not going to, but I'm really worried she's going to do something silly
CarolineP: Can I find any other information for you today?
CarolineP: I understand
You: Well, I heard there was something that can be done with a clothes hanger
You: could you give me some information on the legalities of home abortion?
CarolineP: It is not legal
You: I dont know
You: I was thinking, if I just heated a wire and jabbed it in, would it be much worse than any other injection?
CarolineP: I really could not tell you
You: Ok
You: do you have any information on the dangers of "do it yourself" abortions?
You: because I really dont want to damage her
You: but we have to get rid of this baby
You: before she damages herself
CarolineP: I am asking you, please, dont try anything like that
CarolineP: Take her to a doctor
You: I can't risk it
You: Hmm, could you find me some information about carbon monoxide poisoning?
CarolineP: sure
CarolineP: Just a minute
You: because I'm thinking, if I locked her in the garage and turned the engine on long enough to kill the baby, but turn it off before she dies
You: but I need to know when to stop before it starts damaging her
You: How much carbon monoxide does it take to kill a human?
CarolineP: I'm really not comfortable to supply information like that
CarolineP: Are these sites any good to you?
You: Are you kidding?
You: Those are about stoves!
You: Are you suggesting I try and burn the baby out!?
CarolineP: Absolutely not
You: Hang on, I see your point.
You: A heated poker
You: If I got it really hot, it would go straight in
You: I'll try that right now, thanks!
CarolineP: NO! I am not suggesting that.
You: No, of course not
You: But if this goes wrong, it will be your fault
CarolineP: No it wont, I am telling you not to do it.
You: Dont worry, I wont tell the police.
You: But if my girlfriend gets hurt, I will find you.
CarolineP: I am ending this now, please do not try anything like that.
You: Should I do it while she's asleep.

---Session ended.

 

[::shinji::]

haha that's hardcore!

 

[Stotty]

hahahahaha, was nearly crying at the bit with the poker

Loved the part where she was willing to supply information on carbon monoxide poisoning

 

[Tom]

Sir_Didier_Drogba, brilliant.

 

[::shinji::]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nerminj
nerminj: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
nerminj: hi there
nerminj: how are you today
nerminj: ?
You: Nermin? u man or woman?
nerminj: man
You: alright.. I need a site
nerminj: ok
You: I need to find photos of asian women with big asses
nerminj: ok
You: cause I need that in my life
nerminj: let me take a look
You: you know u like that action too bro
nerminj: hell yea man
You: Nermin, you pimp you!
nerminj: lol
nerminj: yea
nerminj: alright let me take a look for you
You: word
You: see it's very rare to find an asian woman with a big caboose!
You: but lemme tell ya, I'd hit on that for DAYS!
nerminj: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

too bad I got cut off, this one had potential to get good

 

[Hyun]

old, these people are really dumb

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SheriM
SheriM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi ho r u
SheriM: Hello
You: ok i need hepl
You: this guy
You: he looks like steve bucemi
SheriM: Ok
You: the movie kind like independence day bt about the apocalypse via
You: weather
You: they dig tunnels with elite squad
You: anysawy the qustion is THE NERD WHO LOIKS HOT POCKETS
You: he is not steve buscemi that much i no
SheriM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TiaK
TiaK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: helo how r u
TiaK: Hi, just fine! An you?
You: first i mus ask r u gud wit movies
You: im fine tk you
You: im searchin for movie with steve buscemi lookalike
TiaK: Yes, and no. : )
TiaK: Well, I'm familiar with Steve B.
You: well this is NOT steve b (which wud make easier
You: in the movie
You: he like hot pockets a LOT
You: and the movie
You: is about apocalpose
You: wether disesters
TiaK: Was it a made for TV movie or Big scren affair?
You: BIG saw it in earth sceince class with ms d
You: they dig tunnels
You: inside grond
TiaK: How recent was this movie?
You: hm i saw dvd 4 year be4 arond june
You: so mayb 2001?
You: kind like indpependece day
You: but wit tunnels
TiaK: Ok, let's see what we can find.
You: movi title shud be FINE
You: dos it help if i say it was american engkish movie
TiaK: An american made movie?
You: yes
You: famos (ms d luvd it so she showd us
TiaK: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: tk much props
TiaK: Do you remember who else might have been in the film?
You: the gurl in karate kid 3
You: she grew up tho but its her
You: big teeth
You: but she prety
You: NEXT KARATE KID its her I SWEAR TO GOD
TiaK: They are digging tunnels to get away from the weather etc...
You: no to STOP WETHEE
You: *WETHER
You: wit gurl from NEXT KARATE KID
TiaK: Unfortunately, I'm not remembering the girl in that Karate Kid movie.
You: um let me ask my mom can u hod
You: ok she also in dollar baby movi(boxing
TiaK: Oh, she was married to Chad Lowe?
You: she box great and has big jaw
You: dunno
You: but my mom sad she is KARATE KID girl
TiaK: Is it called End of the World?
You: um no the tiele was short (i saw war of world with tom cruse tho
TiaK: I know the girl you talking about, Ijust have to rememeber her name.
TiaK: Hilary Swank?
You: tru shuld i ask my dad
You: hod on
You: ok hes eating but my mom sad she herd that name
TiaK: The core
You: can i hav link
You: or screenshot
You: but relly about
You: wait
You: nvm tk to you SO MUCH
TiaK: Scroll down page to get the descriptionof what movie is about.
TiaK: Is that it?
You: yes i remember DVD BOX
You: THNAK YOU SO MUCH
TiaK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
TiaK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: wait
You: the hot pocket nerd
You: whos IN the movi
You: steve bucemi remember
You: but he is NOT him
TiaK: Are you asking is the hot pocket nerd in the movie or is this a separate search?
You: in movie
TiaK: Did you scroll down the page to see the photos of the actors, if you click on more
TiaK: after the last photo it should give you more photos.
You: oo but theres too much i only notice karate kid girl
You: he had ned name
You: *nerd
You: like my brotheer (my friend beat him up bad
You: but nerd name
TiaK: Was the name Acker?
TiaK: I don't remeber what the guy in the hot pockets commercial looks like.
You: nono in the movie he LIKES hot pocket
You: he put magnet on coputer from hacking
TiaK: Oh, I see!!
You: then help gud people
TiaK: Was his name Acker in themovie?
You: by bend nerd and askin for hot pockets
You: um
You: can i hav picture first
TiaK: Unfortuantely, there is no picture of him only descr. of character.
You: um he had long name?
You: nerds at my skool hav sSTUPID LONG N+M AE
You: s ory *NAME
TiaK: How about this guy?
You: let me chec k
You: YES IT HIM
You: NERD HOT POCKET
You: thank you MUCH
TiaK: No, problem!
TiaK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i wnat to BEAT face of hot pocket nerd
You: o no im gud i wil tel my mom abot this now THANK YOU
TiaK: Sorry, to hear that! Maybe you shouldn't tell me things like that.
You: no my mom like
You: she dint no neighter (
TiaK: Ok! Have a good night.
TiaK: : )
You: : ) happy hanukah

i recommend tiak with great confidence shes that awkward girl in school who has to make up her awkwardness through everything (being cool)

 

[O-car]

Rep added Sir_Didier_Drogba. That was probably the best one yet

 

[d3adly]

Sir_Didier_Drogba, that was ace.

 

[rony31]

Sir_Didier_Drogba !

 

[MaestroZidane]

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba :Bow: . Quality post.. +rep for that

 

[goal_machine84]

Callum

 

[Tajike]

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba again

Oh, if only I could show my man-love for you...

 

[grim]

You: good rating + $1500 = crazy delicious

+rep

 

[Tajike]

lots of positive rep for anyone who can convince a guide to give them their personal email address!

Cough it up, Luis

Props to Sheringham10 for the "bot"-idea

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: johns
johns: Welcome to ChaCha!
johns: hello!
johns: how can i help you today?
You: searchbot 2.1 initiated
johns: roger.
You: searchbot 2.1 will check search engine
You: searchbot 2.1 found johns
You: hello johns
johns: hello
johns: whats up?
johns: what can i help you with?
You: searchbot 2.1 will investigate johns
johns: ?...
You: please search johns
johns: whats going on?
You: searchbot 2.1 is an automated searchbot who checks the consistency of online search engines
johns: okay...is there anything i can help you with?
You: searchbot 2.1 will grade this search engine after research
You: search apple
johns: this isnt training so you arnt one of chacha's guides
johns: give me a topic on apple to search
johns: please.
You: searchbot 2.1 has no links to cha cha
You: search apple
johns: there
You: searchbot 2.1 does not understand meaning of "there"
johns: lol
johns: searchbot has a name what is it?
You: search result: positive
You: search zebra
johns: this is entertaining
You: search result : positive
johns: there you are mr.searchbot person. :]
You: searchbot 2.1 will perform scan on johns
You: scan completed
You: searchbot 2.1 needs extra-curicular info on johns
You: name?
johns: john
You: profession?
johns: none.
johns: chacha guide..
You: emailadress?
johns: [email protected]
You: searcbot 2.1 thanks you for co-operation
johns: anytime. :]
You: searchbot 2.1 will give positive grade
johns: thank you.
You: searchbot 2.1 ended
You: transmission disconnected
johns: is that all?
(6 minute pause)
johns: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[Krypton X]

haha.. Tajike and Sir_Didier_Drogba.. more rep for you

 

[SouthAfrica fan]

haha this site is class especially for people like us

 

[snakeboy_16]

King's thing was good. Tajike, give me some tips man. I need to know how you guy's get them so far to do stuff.

 

[snakeboy_16]

Sorry for the dubble post, but did this just now so.

Search word paranoid

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Patti M
Patti M: Welcome to ChaCha!
Patti M: hello
Patti M: how are you
You: h
You: hello
You: is this server save
Patti M: can I help you with a search?
You: they're after me
You: have you seen them
Patti M: let me tranfer you another guide and see if they can find them
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KathleenC
KathleenC: Welcome to ChaCha!
KathleenC: hi, how can I help you today?
You: is it save on this server
KathleenC: yes
You: cause i have a secret and they can't know i told you
You: or else we both die
You: can i trust you
KathleenC: can I hel pyou with something today?
KathleenC: yes, of course
You: they're after me
You: you gotta help me
You: they're gonna kill me
You: can't you see
You: they see and hear all
You: are you still there
You: are did they kill you too
KathleenC: yes,
You: i need to go
You: bye
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Kathleen gave me these links man: 1. Schizophrenia Center
Schizophrenia Center
http://www.everydayhealth.com/

2. Personality Disorder Information
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html


But i was is school, and the teacher came in. So i had to leave.


Oh and i think i get some rep points.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mario
Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Mario : Hello
You: do you want to win 500$
Mario : Hmm I don't know.
You: you can win it if you play with the online quiz
Mario : Wouldn't anyone want to win money.
You: but do you want it
Mario : ok
You: awnser me this question
Mario : Yes
You: where did jesus meet the devil in the bible
You: clock is ticking
Mario : on the nount
Mario : While he was fasting
You: yes
You: this is correct
Mario : and praying alone
You: you have won 500 $
Mario : ok
You: if you can give me your contact information so wecan send you the money
You: name
You: ?
Mario : [email protected]
You: thanks
You: we will contact you ass fast as we can
Mario : ok
You: but what will you do with the money
Mario : Spend it
You: on what?
Mario : business
You: ok
You: hope you have a nice day now
You: byebye
Mario : Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.