So I found this unusual site...

[King]

You should have just asked Dave.

 

[d3adly]

ace site!

 

[Krypton X]

AmandaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaL: Hi There. I’ll be helping you with your search.
You: OMFG!!!! it's a gurl
You: and ur real
You: that's so kewl!!!!111
AmandaL: How can I assist you with your search?
You: can u plz send me a pic of ur b00bz
AmandaL: Unless you have a serious query I am afraid I will have to end this session.
You: no plz don't
You: pretty plz
AmandaL: What can I do for you then?
You: i'm really horny
You: can you plz talk to me while i masturbate?
AmandaL: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinG
ChristinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristinG: Hello. How may I specifically help you with your search of shakira?
You: Hi I'm in love with Shakira
You: can you help me find her?
ChristinG: I can send you some sites about her but you know I can't find her for you.... =)
You: will they tell me how to send her a letter? i just know that if she gets my letter she will want to date me
ChristinG: let me see if I can find some info for you.
You: that would be great
ChristinG: To start, I'm going to send you her official site....if you're in love with her I imagine you might have already visited it.
ChristinG: I'm still searching for you, though.
You: take your time
ChristinG: ...and her myspace site.
You: cool
ChristinG: and this site, Looks like it might be a way to get in....
ChristinG: do you think these will be helpful?
You: wow that’s great. i'm goint to start writing her now.
ChristinG: I can keep looking. Otherwise, I will close out with my best wishes for you for a date with shakira. She is gorgeous!
You: when shakira and i get married i will tell everybody that you made it possible!!
ChristinG: Well, Thank you!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamieL
JamieL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi I need to find out how to join the KKK
JamieL: Hi there! I will be helping with you search tonight. Give me a moment to generate some results.
You: I was looking for the best way to kill muslims, do you think it's better to join the KKK or enroll in the US army instead?
JamieL: I have givin you 3 results. Take a look and make sure they have the information you are looking for.
You: Its general information about them, it doesn't tell you how to join
JamieL: Ok. Lets see what else I can come up with.
JamieL: Are those closer to what you are looking for?
JamieL: Let me move the two most relevant to the top for you.
You: that's awesome. Do you also know where i can get some anthrax and mustard gas?
JamieL: No, I don't. Is there anything else pertaining to the KK that I can help you find tonight?
JamieL: *KKK
You: Do you know if the republican party is a branch of the KKK?
JamieL: No I don't. I can find some information on the Republican Party if you like.
You: No that's ok. Can you show me how to enlist with the US army instead?
JamieL: I sure can! Just a moment please.
JamieL: How are those results?
JamieL: I will also move them to the top of the page for you.
You: Just what I needed. Now I can join and go to Iraq and kill some dirty eye-rabs. I don't know what I would've done without you. Thanks for all your help.
JamieL: Thanks for Visiting Cha Cha. Please visit us again soon!
JamieL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[::shinji::]

Search Word: "Bolivian Iguana"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: monikas
Status: Connected to guide: monikas
monikas: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
monikas: hello
monikas: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm looking for some advice please
You: I have recently returned from south america, and I've smuggled back a rare species of iguana
You: but i've just found out that possesing exotic species is illegal here....what to do?
monikas: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: obviously I can't keep it
You: but if I turn it in to Animal services, I'll be heavily fined!
You: Should I just throw it in the river?
You: eat it!?
You: I think it's begining to sense hostility, it looks like it's getting into an attack stance!
You: I have it pinned under some cushions, I need you to tell me what my next move should be!
monikas: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

my first try was a bust...

 

[goal_machine84]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: megand
megand: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
megand: good morning
You: mornin
megand: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: m lookin for the meaning of the word "benchod'
megand: ok let me see what I can do
You: sure
You: any links ?
megand: seems as though my computer is froze I'll try to transfer you
You: ok...but i need results asap
You: i have a test tomorrow
megand: Sorry nothing is working my system is down,
megand: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


Great site

 

[goal_machine84]

Links

# Independent Gemological Laboratories
IGL laboratories princess gold benchod diamond ...
http://www.dia-lab.com/
# Car and Driver Forums
Sign of a dirty curry eating troll: He calls other benchod and multiple other curse words when he gets in a disagreement with someone. ...
http://www.caranddriver.com/idealbb/view.asp?topicID=51778
# Franchise Forum @ Franchise-chat.com - General discussion
benchod ... Sorted By: Thread Title Last Post Time Number of Replies Number of Views Thread Starter Thread Rating ...
http://www.franchise-chat.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=5
# Yahoo! Search blog: Great Tastes That Go Great Together
The site would be more relevant because of the people power involved in uploading site urls to the tagging directory. Posted by: Benchod Bosrino at April 14, 2006 06:48 PM
http://www.ysearchblog.com/archives/000223.html
# Channel 4 - Black and Asian History Map
Benchod. Someone who is acting like. an idiot: Prash: ur so up 4 it. someone who's too excited. and happy over something. so minor: Amrita
http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/B/blackhistorymap/wordz.html
# Benchod...chodu
Benchod...chodu. ... Benchod...chodu Date Left: Thursday, November 10, 2005 Name: Skyline King. This Star Wars Cam brought to you by eBondi Search Systems ...
http://www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp?action=view&ID=853
# Urban Dictionary: Author Benchod
Definitions by Benchod. 2. priti, Sep 5, 2006. a branch manager, someone who loves to manage a deveshs branch. this person... 1. devlo, Sep 5, 2006 ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Benchod
# benchod - Viewing Profile
benchod. MW Newbie. Age Unknown years old. Gender Not Set ... Other users have left no comments for benchod. Friends. There are no friends to display. ...
http://www.maddenwars.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2518
# Sets Not Opening at the Club - The Mystery Method Forum
Sets Not Opening at the Club The Main Board ... does it matter the color of your skin, with white girls etc.. benchod. View Public Profile ...
http://www.themysterymethod.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8369
# This Benchod Sweatshirt : hindu : CafePress.com
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http://www.cafepress.com/buy/hindu/...868/pNo_47200868/id_10802591/opt_/fpt_/c_360/
# Rakhi Sawant Files Complaint ::: Toxic Magazine :::
... bhar gand marwayee thi tujhe to main apni taxi main bandra drop kiya tha chut se sali ka itna pani gira tha ki mera seat cover kharab ho gaya tha aaj khali kiss kiya to nakhra kar rahi hai benchod
http://www.toxicmagazine.com/?p=231
# Welcome to our Beautiful Villa at Venetian Bay!
This beautiful 4 bed / 3 bathroom townhouse is carefully ... style clubhouse and recreation complex complete with sports. courts, exercise facility, part ...
http://www.venetianbayvilla.com/
# Franchise Forum @ Franchise-chat.com - I might get Boston's The ...
benchod benchod is offline. Registered User. Join Date: Aug 2006. Posts: 9 ... Originally Posted by benchod. Do full service restuarant usually go hit ? ...
http://franchise-chat.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=1608
# www.extremefunnypictures.com
custre: in india if it went further it wud be calle "BENCHOD" 13:59 PST 8/4/06. Jerry: That is not right . 13:50 PST 8/4/06. hazel: cant you do something better with your time? sick child!
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/comment/1548-1.htm
# Franchise Forum @ Franchise-chat.com - Cold Stone - in AZ
benchod benchod is offline. Registered User. Join Date: Aug 2006 ... Originally Posted by benchod. I have a list of few cold stone I am looking into for ...
http://www.franchise-chat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1553&goto=nextoldest
# Benchod sutta sutta na mila on duno.com
search questions messages referral firefox addon help ideas ... Benchod sutta sutta na mila on duno.com. websites which have the answer: website #1: ...
http://www.duno.com/answers/9601
# tags
Harsh » Jay » its benchod....and KEMCHO....hahahhahahahaha jay...youre right! and its chod if you just want **** hehe . Harsh » here** Harsh » Harsh » nobody posts her muhc last time i posted was ...
http://vpatel32.blogdrive.com/tag.html
# Carbondale forum: Biggest dump motel In Carbondales Horizon Inn ...
I totally agree with benchod. The Horizon Inn is the ABSOLUTE WORST place I ... (That must be the indian guy that benchod mentioned.) Rooms were filthy. ...
http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopi...bondales_Horizon_Inn-Carbondale_Illinois.html
# TMF: United Parcel Service (UPS)
The Motley Fool Discussion Boards: The Best Financial ... benchod. 4/4/01 3:04 PM. 23519. Re: jimmydefeo. Benkula. 11/10/99 6:56 PM. 5606. Re: UPS IPO ...
http://boards.fool.com/Messages.asp?mid=24997546&bid=109440&sort=username
# National Benchod Association Lottery Draft Picks - Google Video

 

[monkeyhappy]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP
BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
BetsyP: Hello!
BetsyP: what site may I search for you today
You: a site with all i need to know about bananas
You: please BetsyP
BetsyP: Just a sec please
You: also i need to know a bananas sexual orientation
You: gay, bi, hetero or asexual
BetsyP: ask your kindergarden teacher
BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

im seventeen i dont go there anymore

 

[::shinji::]

haha, try asking for info on "ovarectus"!

I totally made it up and said it was a rare sexual disorder where people had to insert hard-boiled eggs into their rectal cavity! They passed me along to like 3 different people before I got cut off and sent to an error page where it said my session was ended due to possible abuse. I couldn't go back and get the text after that, too bad because it was pure gold..

EDIT: oh yeah, they'll try to tell you that you've spelled it wrong...that's when I said that it's also known as "chicken syndrome" in some countries..

 

[::shinji::]

Search: "Mail Order Brides"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyJ
KimberlyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyJ: Hello there.
You: Hi Kimmy!
KimberlyJ: Are you looking for a bride from a specific region?
You: you gonna help me land a wife today!?
You: hmmm...not a specific region. I do like em' brown though!
You: try Bangladesh!
KimberlyJ: I've sent you three sites to look at.
KimberlyJ: I'll see what I can find on Bangladesh.
You: errr...scratch that. Bangladesh no good, I'd have to convert.
You: how about... I dunno, you got an idea where to find some brown women?
KimberlyJ: Well these sites offer lots of foreign brides to choose from.
You: preferably Christian...none of those wacky religions with the turbans and such
You: are u married?
KimberlyJ: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I'm not looking for much...just a woman who can please me and cook up a good chicken!
KimberlyJ: I found you a Christian site
You: biscuits too goddamnit!
KimberlyJ: Thank you for using ChaCha today.
KimberlyJ: Goodbye
KimberlyJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

:mexican:

 

[MaestroZidane]

wonder what she'll think when she's back from the crapper

OMG!!!! You guys have some funny sH!t.. Havent laught so much in a while..

 

[Tiago_10]

When I was at high school there was this really fat guy who was called "Gordozilla". I try to look for him.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RyanR
RyanR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
RyanR: Hello.
RyanR: So you're looking for gordozilla?
You: i was wondering if you could help me in finding my friend Gordozilla yes
RyanR: Okay, let me take a look and see what I can find for you.
You: he's very friendly. Fat though.
You: easy to recognize, occupies 3 seats in the train.
RyanR: Okay, thanks.
You: no, that's not him in the link you provided
RyanR: HOw about in this second link? (http://www.thenextstepp.com/wizartist/forumpix/godzilla.jpg)
You: Are you suggesting my friend is a monster?
You:
RyanR: No.
You: please find him. i have like 30 hamburgers to deliver him.
RyanR: I will continue my search.
You: thank you
RyanR: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: gracias
You: No, he's father is not Godzilla I'm afraid
RyanR: Could you describe your friend?
You: yes
You: like i told you
You: he's fat
You: kind of tall
You: no no, he's really fat
RyanR: Hmm.
You: but hey, he's a nice guy, don't think bad of him.
RyanR: I don't think badly of him.
RyanR: What color hair does he have?
You: no idea, he's bald
You:
RyanR: Dry skin?
You: yeah, he uses a cream for the skin. how did you know that?
RyanR: Lucky guess.
You: hehe
RyanR: Looks like I've found him.
You: nop. that's a monster.
You: he's a person, like you and me, but fat
RyanR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

 

[night]

I'm such a geek.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robinb
robinb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
robinb: Hello
You: How can I help you with your search? Please use specific words
You: Offensive content will disconnect you from our service
You: For more info, type /info
robinb: info
You: Welcome to MyBot 1.0
You: info not implemented yet!
You: Type /help
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: help
You: Welcome to MyBot 1.0
robinb: repeat
You: MyBot is an automated search program that uses ChaCha to narrow down people's search. Type in your search and get impressive results
You: Example: /search 'American universities'
robinb: giving birth
You: Please be more specific
robinb: I want picture of women giving birth
You: Please be more specific
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: pictures
You: Did you mean /search 'pictures'?
robinb: yes
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: y
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /y
You: Thank you. Processing search. Please wait..
You: Thank you for using MyBot 1.0. Were you impressed with the results?
robinb: i see none
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: n
robinb: /n
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /n
You: Could you please help us improve MyBot 1.0?
robinb: get answers
You: Did you mean 'get answers'?
robinb: y
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: 9
robinb: help
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: disconnect in 10
robinb: bye
You: Unimplemented command. Did you mean 'disconnect'?
robinb: yes
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /y
You: Are you sure you want to disconnect MyBot 1.0?
robinb: /y
You: Disconnecting in 10
You: Thank you for using MyBot 1.0
You: Douchebag

 

[Filipower]

^^ haha what a noob, robinb

 

[night]

I thought that MyBot 1.0 was user-friendly
Anyway, the 'disconnecting in 10 seconds' was required to keep him focused and so he won't take long. He literally replied in less than 10 seconds

 

[Sir Calumn]

Haha, some funny **** people. So far the undisputed master of this game is Krypton X, awesome work brother. I'm gonna give you major rep. This is my favourite bit:

"You: So what's the pay like over there?
ChristyM: It's $5 p/h
You: That's not much, it'll take me a very long time to save up for a child with that salary."

Your others were good too, man.

Anyway, I just made an important discovery, these guys only get paid for the time they actually spend talking to people, so it's in their interest to keep the conversations going aslong as possible. This should make the game a little easier.

 

[Gerrard 17]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HeatherS
HeatherS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: wass good with u
HeatherS: Hi How are you?
You: i got kicked out of my apartment cuz im broke so im just sittin at da library tryina find ways to make sum money u know
HeatherS: ok
You: what u mean ok?
HeatherS: I'm sorry to hear that.. I will do my best to help you find what you are looking for
HeatherS: if you have any access to a computer and internet you could do chacha!
You: how do u do a chacha
You: i mean we had chacha in da hood n all but i dont see how dat goes with computers
HeatherS: you probably can't sign up at a library.. but you get someone to invite you or sign up through chacha and you search and make money
You: what chacha u talkin bout?
HeatherS: this one
You: like colombian chacha?
You: or dat crazy jamaican ishh?
HeatherS: you can sell things on ebay
You: worddd??
You: see we used to get chacha from new york.... i aint kno u can get dat online??
You: u know a lot about this chacha business?
HeatherS: will those site's be sufficient?
You: yeaa but i wanna kno more about d is chacha
HeatherS: check out that last link
You: aight HeatherS.... how much for a pound of chacha?
HeatherS: it will tell you all about signing up to be a chacha guide
HeatherS: it's an online search site.. no pounds of anything
You: but u told me i can se ll chacha to make quick money
HeatherS: I didn't say sell chacha..
HeatherS: I said you can sell items on ebay
HeatherS: or
HeatherS: you can become a chacha guide
HeatherS: two different things
You: ooo aight u got me confused
You: could i sell chacha on ebay tho?
HeatherS: no
HeatherS: chacha is what you are searching on
HeatherS: you would be doing what I am doing righ t now... helping other people search for things
You: so uve neva had the real chacha?
HeatherS: I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you...
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferB
JenniferB: Welcome to ChaCha!
JenniferB: Hello!
You: wass good wit u
You: so u was tellin me i could sell chacha
JenniferB: It's all good.
JenniferB: No, I think you go transferred lol.
JenniferB: You can be a cha cha guide
You: haha yeeea thas wha we call it in da hood
You: "chacha guide" u know what im sayin haha
You: i guide u to da chacha u know..... all day erryday. u need chacha, i got u.
JenniferB: Sho' nuff!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KennethA
KennethA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo so u gon tell me where to get some bombass chacha or what
You: coz i used to go all the way to new york to pick dat shlt up
KennethA: Hello how may I help you with your search today?
KennethA: How may I help you with your search today?
You: yee tell me where to find some chacha
KennethA: Sorry I dont know what you mean
You: o the other girl told me i can find chacha online and then sell it
KennethA: Dont know what that is
You: chacha mayne
You: cmon now
You: da chronic
You: the bizz
You: dat sticky icky indo
KennethA: Dont think you can buy what your looking for online
You: word.... the other girl said
You: "HeatherS: if you have any access to a computer and internet you could do chacha!"
You: was she lyin to me?
KennethA: Would you like to become a chacha guide. Is that what your asking about?
You: i been a chacha guide my whole life
You: u know what im sayin
KennethA: no
You: guidin ppl to find da dopest chacha all day erryday
KennethA: Sorry cant help you with that
You: and now dis girl told me i can buy chacha online
You: so im tryina find out where
KennethA: Sorry I dont know
You: is there like a ebay site where u can find cheap chacha?
KennethA: Dont know
You: u think newegg would have that?
KennethA: You can try if you like
You: have u tried it
KennethA: Is there anything else I can help you with?
You: yeaa
KennethA: Whats that
You: i originally came to this site cuz i was tryina find what jail time u get for different offenses
KennethA: Sorry cant help you with that
You: why not
KennethA: Dont have that info available
You: bitch ass nigga
KennethA: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (bitch ass nigga)

 

[::shinji::]

Search: "Deadly Food Combinations"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimK
KimK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey..
KimK: Hello
KimK: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: umm..I'm looking for info on food combinations that could do intestinal damage
You: case in point:
KimK: Yes?
You: I recently ate a brick of blue cheese, a bunch of pickled eggs, then chased it all with a few pints of Guiness
KimK: Eww.. that would be a deadly combination.
You: uhh, me no feel so good
KimK: Or no one around you.
KimK: I could search these. But it really is a personal thing as to what effects you. But I will take a look.
You: and my wife is going to divorce me when she gets home and smells my "emissions"
You: oh dear..
KimK: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: perhaps I can counter it with some ice cream or egg nogg?
KimK: ok..
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

......................................................................................................


Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferG
JenniferG: Welcome to ChaCha!
JenniferG: Hello
You: hi
JenniferG: How are you tonight?
You: uh..not so good
You: I recently ate a brick of blue cheese, a bunch of pickled eggs, then chased it all with a few pints of Guiness
You: my tummy hurts
You: and I stank!!
JenniferG: ohhh soory to hear that
JenniferG: IS there something specific you would live for me to search for you?
You: oh dear..
You: I need to know what will settle things down, down there
JenniferG: ok let me see
You: what was I thinking Jennifer!?
JenniferG: Gee I dont know
JenniferG: keep a garbage can next to you
You: seemed like a good idea at the time... I mean, who doesn't like pickled eggs right?
JenniferG: right
You: oh I'm not gonna throw up, it's coming out back-side
JenniferG: oh sorry
JenniferG: let me find info on the other end
You: I think this one's gonna need a root beer enema or something!
You: ooh coconut!
JenniferG: I agree I cant stand coconut
You: I just read there that bananas might help? I guess I'd have to freeze them first eh?
JenniferG: Are these results sufficient?
JenniferG: I have heard that as well as rice
JenniferG: let me see if I can find a site
You: rice? how can I put rice up my arse?
JenniferG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

 

[Mandieta6]

I've talked to about 5 of the people you all talked to as well, how many are there?

 

[Ebonix]

They kicked me out on my first one for stating "I love pearl necklaces" while searching for "Busty Mail Brides"

 

[Tom]

I'm somewhat surprised i wasnt kicked out for asking how old my guides grandchildren were...