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AmandaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaL: Hi There. I’ll be helping you with your search.
You: OMFG!!!! it's a gurl
You: and ur real
You: that's so kewl!!!!111
AmandaL: How can I assist you with your search?
You: can u plz send me a pic of ur b00bz
AmandaL: Unless you have a serious query I am afraid I will have to end this session.
You: no plz don't
You: pretty plz
AmandaL: What can I do for you then?
You: i'm really horny
You: can you plz talk to me while i masturbate?
AmandaL: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinG
ChristinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristinG: Hello. How may I specifically help you with your search of shakira?
You: Hi I'm in love with Shakira
You: can you help me find her?
ChristinG: I can send you some sites about her but you know I can't find her for you.... =)
You: will they tell me how to send her a letter? i just know that if she gets my letter she will want to date me
ChristinG: let me see if I can find some info for you.
You: that would be great
ChristinG: To start, I'm going to send you her official site....if you're in love with her I imagine you might have already visited it.
ChristinG: I'm still searching for you, though.
You: take your time
ChristinG: ...and her myspace site.
You: cool
ChristinG: and this site, Looks like it might be a way to get in....
ChristinG: do you think these will be helpful?
You: wow that’s great. i'm goint to start writing her now.
ChristinG: I can keep looking. Otherwise, I will close out with my best wishes for you for a date with shakira. She is gorgeous!
You: when shakira and i get married i will tell everybody that you made it possible!!
ChristinG: Well, Thank you!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamieL
JamieL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi I need to find out how to join the KKK
JamieL: Hi there! I will be helping with you search tonight. Give me a moment to generate some results.
You: I was looking for the best way to kill muslims, do you think it's better to join the KKK or enroll in the US army instead?
JamieL: I have givin you 3 results. Take a look and make sure they have the information you are looking for.
You: Its general information about them, it doesn't tell you how to join
JamieL: Ok. Lets see what else I can come up with.
JamieL: Are those closer to what you are looking for?
JamieL: Let me move the two most relevant to the top for you.
You: that's awesome. Do you also know where i can get some anthrax and mustard gas?
JamieL: No, I don't. Is there anything else pertaining to the KK that I can help you find tonight?
JamieL: *KKK
You: Do you know if the republican party is a branch of the KKK?
JamieL: No I don't. I can find some information on the Republican Party if you like.
You: No that's ok. Can you show me how to enlist with the US army instead?
JamieL: I sure can! Just a moment please.
JamieL: How are those results?
JamieL: I will also move them to the top of the page for you.
You: Just what I needed. Now I can join and go to Iraq and kill some dirty eye-rabs. I don't know what I would've done without you. Thanks for all your help.
JamieL: Thanks for Visiting Cha Cha. Please visit us again soon!
JamieL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Search Word: "Bolivian Iguana"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: monikas
Status: Connected to guide: monikas
monikas: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
monikas: hello
monikas: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm looking for some advice please
You: I have recently returned from south america, and I've smuggled back a rare species of iguana
You: but i've just found out that possesing exotic species is illegal here....what to do?
monikas: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: obviously I can't keep it
You: but if I turn it in to Animal services, I'll be heavily fined!
You: Should I just throw it in the river?
You: eat it!?
You: I think it's begining to sense hostility, it looks like it's getting into an attack stance!
You: I have it pinned under some cushions, I need you to tell me what my next move should be!
monikas: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP
BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
BetsyP: Hello!
BetsyP: what site may I search for you today
You: a site with all i need to know about bananas
You: please BetsyP
BetsyP: Just a sec please
You: also i need to know a bananas sexual orientation
You: gay, bi, hetero or asexual
BetsyP: ask your kindergarden teacher
BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Search: "Mail Order Brides"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyJ
KimberlyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyJ: Hello there.
You: Hi Kimmy!
KimberlyJ: Are you looking for a bride from a specific region?
You: you gonna help me land a wife today!?
You: hmmm...not a specific region. I do like em' brown though!
You: try Bangladesh!
KimberlyJ: I've sent you three sites to look at.
KimberlyJ: I'll see what I can find on Bangladesh.
You: errr...scratch that. Bangladesh no good, I'd have to convert.
You: how about... I dunno, you got an idea where to find some brown women?
KimberlyJ: Well these sites offer lots of foreign brides to choose from.
You: preferably Christian...none of those wacky religions with the turbans and such
You: are u married?
KimberlyJ: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I'm not looking for much...just a woman who can please me and cook up a good chicken!
KimberlyJ: I found you a Christian site
You: biscuits too goddamnit!
KimberlyJ: Thank you for using ChaCha today.
KimberlyJ: Goodbye
KimberlyJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RyanR
RyanR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
RyanR: Hello.
RyanR: So you're looking for gordozilla?
You: i was wondering if you could help me in finding my friend Gordozilla yes
RyanR: Okay, let me take a look and see what I can find for you.
You: he's very friendly. Fat though.
You: easy to recognize, occupies 3 seats in the train.
RyanR: Okay, thanks.
You: no, that's not him in the link you provided
RyanR: HOw about in this second link? (http://www.thenextstepp.com/wizartist/forumpix/godzilla.jpg)
You: Are you suggesting my friend is a monster?
You:
RyanR: No.
You: please find him. i have like 30 hamburgers to deliver him.
RyanR: I will continue my search.
You: thank you
RyanR: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: gracias
You: No, he's father is not Godzilla I'm afraid
RyanR: Could you describe your friend?
You: yes
You: like i told you
You: he's fat
You: kind of tall
You: no no, he's really fat
RyanR: Hmm.
You: but hey, he's a nice guy, don't think bad of him.
RyanR: I don't think badly of him.
RyanR: What color hair does he have?
You: no idea, he's bald
You:
RyanR: Dry skin?
You: yeah, he uses a cream for the skin. how did you know that?
RyanR: Lucky guess.
You: hehe
RyanR: Looks like I've found him.
You: nop. that's a monster.
You: he's a person, like you and me, but fat
RyanR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robinb
robinb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
robinb: Hello
You: How can I help you with your search? Please use specific words
You: Offensive content will disconnect you from our service
You: For more info, type /info
robinb: info
You: Welcome to MyBot 1.0
You: info not implemented yet!
You: Type /help
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: help
You: Welcome to MyBot 1.0
robinb: repeat
You: MyBot is an automated search program that uses ChaCha to narrow down people's search. Type in your search and get impressive results
You: Example: /search 'American universities'
robinb: giving birth
You: Please be more specific
robinb: I want picture of women giving birth
You: Please be more specific
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: pictures
You: Did you mean /search 'pictures'?
robinb: yes
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: y
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /y
You: Thank you. Processing search. Please wait..
You: Thank you for using MyBot 1.0. Were you impressed with the results?
robinb: i see none
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: n
robinb: /n
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /n
You: Could you please help us improve MyBot 1.0?
robinb: get answers
You: Did you mean 'get answers'?
robinb: y
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
You: Disconnecting in 10 seconds
robinb: 9
robinb: help
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: disconnect in 10
robinb: bye
You: Unimplemented command. Did you mean 'disconnect'?
robinb: yes
You: Unidentified response. Answer with /y or /n to process command
robinb: /y
You: Are you sure you want to disconnect MyBot 1.0?
robinb: /y
You: Disconnecting in 10
You: Thank you for using MyBot 1.0
You: Douchebag
Search: "Deadly Food Combinations"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimK
KimK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey..
KimK: Hello
KimK: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: umm..I'm looking for info on food combinations that could do intestinal damage
You: case in point:
KimK: Yes?
You: I recently ate a brick of blue cheese, a bunch of pickled eggs, then chased it all with a few pints of Guiness
KimK: Eww.. that would be a deadly combination.
You: uhh, me no feel so good
KimK: Or no one around you.
KimK: I could search these. But it really is a personal thing as to what effects you. But I will take a look.
You: and my wife is going to divorce me when she gets home and smells my "emissions"
You: oh dear..
KimK: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: perhaps I can counter it with some ice cream or egg nogg?
KimK: ok..
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: JenniferG
JenniferG: Welcome to ChaCha!
JenniferG: Hello
You: hi
JenniferG: How are you tonight?
You: uh..not so good
You: I recently ate a brick of blue cheese, a bunch of pickled eggs, then chased it all with a few pints of Guiness
You: my tummy hurts
You: and I stank!!
JenniferG: ohhh soory to hear that
JenniferG: IS there something specific you would live for me to search for you?
You: oh dear..
You: I need to know what will settle things down, down there
JenniferG: ok let me see
You: what was I thinking Jennifer!?
JenniferG: Gee I dont know
JenniferG: keep a garbage can next to you
You: seemed like a good idea at the time... I mean, who doesn't like pickled eggs right?
JenniferG: right
You: oh I'm not gonna throw up, it's coming out back-side
JenniferG: oh sorry
JenniferG: let me find info on the other end
You: I think this one's gonna need a root beer enema or something!
You: ooh coconut!
JenniferG: I agree I cant stand coconut
You: I just read there that bananas might help? I guess I'd have to freeze them first eh?
JenniferG: Are these results sufficient?
JenniferG: I have heard that as well as rice
JenniferG: let me see if I can find a site
You: rice? how can I put rice up my arse?
JenniferG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.